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Comment | Great comedy duos of our time – Preview
at 10:43:17
The only thing that could ever make this fixture any more farcical would be Chuckles Woolmer, cutting around the pitch in a little red and yellow car, stopping occasionally to squirt someone with his colourful lapel flower or honk loudly on an oversized horn. |
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Comment | End of Term Report 22/23 — Midfield
at 16:50:30
I never noticed this until now but in fairness to Taylor Richards, he does turn to half-face the ball while tying his laces. |
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Comment | QPR cling to positives and single point as situation darkens — Report
at 20:42:51
You're clearly a rank amateur at this apologising business.
Post two pages of condescending drivel on Twà tter "clarifying" what people thought they saw and invite some supporters to the training ground for "clear the air" talks.
Conscience assuaged, you can limp out halfway through the next match report with a "strain" |
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Comment | Standards and practices - Preview
at 00:41:10
"If you caught a bloke fùcking your wife are you going to stand there and hand him a towel when he’s done?"
I think we're past that stage and have reached "cupping his balls while whispering gentle encouragement". |
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Comment | QPR make their Carrow Road point — Report
at 21:07:00
Cantwell tracked back twice and that made him the compete box-to-box midfielder for the Sky commentary team.
On the other hand, if Tim Ireogbunam continues to develop over the next three years as he has in the last three months, that's an England box-to-box midfielder. Like Pogba without the hurty-fanny-stropitude. |
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Comment | Promised land - Preview
at 19:31:02
Our terribly-run club ran a pork sword through Chelsea a couple of times which compensates for an awful lot of the other shìt you've mentioned. |
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Comment | QPR falter, letting Luton in for rare win — Report
at 17:16:12
"You’re not too good, or big, for us, or for this league, Goldilocks, otherwise you wouldn’t be stuck here playing for us in it."
Quite, reminds me of Wilfried Zaha when he starts honking. |
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Comment | Mick Beale, Les Ferdinand, Lee Hoos — Fans Forum
at 06:56:15
"I was mindful of how judgemental you guys can be because I had a fan say to me after his second game he’s the worst player he’s ever seen play for QPR…"
Fans who wait until the second game before cùnting a player off are called "moderates" around here Mick.
Fantastic report. Triffic. |
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Comment | Stroud referees Watford trip — Referee
at 16:41:19
Be very interested in how Watford handle (continually foul) Willock. If they've done 5 minutes research on us and 5 seconds research on Stroud , it's the equivalent of a 3 point cheat code. |
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Comment | The Beale and end all? Column
at 20:56:13
"In fact, if a manager doesn’t want to come because they feel they won’t have the control they want under the DOF system, that’s a really good reason not to appoint that guy."
Amen brother. The moment I heard Meticulous Mark allegedly interviewed us - and the club being proud of it - you could just see the bin start trundling and the fire start flickering. |
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Comment | Runners and riders — Column
at 21:07:59
Surprised Joey Barton isn't in there. The "cons" either write themselves "IS Joey Barton" or would require more space than the Internet currently has. |
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