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Palace fanatics
at 06:10 28 Aug 2026

Indeed. Stop being a collective of precious tw@ts and enjoy the football.
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Season Preview 26/27 – The Strugglers
at 11:06 11 Aug 2026

Great work, Clive.

And Watford are properly in the sh!t.
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Summer transfer rumours 2026
at 12:21 10 Aug 2026

I don't think he necessarily helped himself by giving away clumsy penalties in two games last year. Wasn't up to standard at that point.
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Rod Liddle - Gone
at 14:24 3 Aug 2026

Not popular around these parts . But now departed
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This year's out of the blue signing - Tariq Lamptey
at 17:16 21 Jul 2026

Comment from a very well connected Brighton mate.

He was really good until it turned out that his hamstrings were made of dried spaghetti. The ACL won't be great either for a player who used to rely on explosive acceleration and rapid changes of direction.
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Carl Leaburn
at 21:10 28 Apr 2026

I played in a corporate five a side competition in 1991 at Rosslyn Park rugby club. John Hollins was a friend of the Marketing Director of the firm that ran the competition and at the time, he was an agent for Dave Beasant (at Chelshite then but out injured after severing a tendon in his toe by dropping a jar of Hellman's on it), Dean Holdsworth and Carl Leaburn. They all showed up and reffed the games. BBQ at the end and some plastic trophies (one of which I still have in a cupboard somewhere). Great evening. What are the chances of any EPL players doing that these days (they were all First Division players at the time, pre the EPL)? Nil.
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Newcastle v Sunderland
at 19:21 23 Mar 2026

Good, very pleased to hear it. He was being shocked when we saw him.

The comment was from the police officer I spoke to outside the ground.
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Newcastle v Sunderland
at 19:53 22 Mar 2026

I spoke to one of the police after the game. He said they hadn't seen anything like that for years (even allowing for the fact that the derby has been played for 10 years).

And the guy who had the heart attack died in the street.
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Newcastle v Sunderland
at 11:45 22 Mar 2026

Up in Newcastle and have just witnessed what happens in a regional derby where both sets of fans clearly hate each other. Jesus. Riot police. Horses. The Sunderland coach getting pelted with everything coming out of Gallowgate. Sunderland fans getting pelted with cans and whatever is to hand. A Newcastle fan who had clearly had a heart attack in the street with swarms of medics and riot police around him. And his mates then f*cked off to the game. I have never seen anything like it. All in the name of football.
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Chair
at 09:50 7 Mar 2026

The same thing crossed my mind
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Your top 3 films!
at 21:24 28 Jan 2026

1. The Seventh Seal
2. Metropolis
3. Something About Mary
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Awful Christmas Jokes
at 06:11 20 Dec 2025

Why has Father Christmas got no children?





Because he only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney.
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The best football played by QPR.
at 20:04 16 Dec 2025

26 December 2010 - the Christmas Cracker v Swansea. 4-0. Adel on fire. Unplayable.
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international call ups
at 18:57 14 Oct 2025

Kieran Dyer as well
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Shipshape and Bristol Fashion Match Thread
at 17:02 4 Oct 2025

https://thefishy.co.uk/formtab

Top of the Champ form table
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In Advanced Talks With Edwards
at 14:34 1 Sep 2025

Being reported here that terms are agreed -
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Kone MOM?
at 14:45 31 Aug 2025

He's a beast. There's going to be a lot of beaten up CBs on the other side to him this season. As Clive said, he flattened the Charlton CB yesterday. The Charlton guy did the same to him later on in the game and he just took it. He's a proper, hard centre forward.

I suspect he will be the best bit of business we do this window (unless the rumour I was told - you know who you are! - about Edwards comes off - a lot of money on that rumour though)
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Julien Stéphan
at 16:27 26 Aug 2025

Managers and coaches will, and frequently do, take on jobs with basket case clubs. Watford is the current prime example (and before them, it was Leeds in the Cellino era, both of which have provided something of a cottage industry to lawyers acting for the manager/coach fraternity).

The reality is that the incoming manager/coach has a free swing. Everyone knows that the particular club has something batshit about it. The only thing that can happen is that a reputation is enhanced as a result of working through the stupidity (see, for example, Leicester's current coach).
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RND joins on loan
at 17:54 25 Aug 2025

"He’s a bit of a crock by all accounts."

Of sh !t? Plenty of this on display on Saturday. He'll fit right in.

Looks like we are spaffing the Eze money.
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It's only August and Julien is already being sent to Coventry - Match Thread
at 16:48 23 Aug 2025

Can we now stop playing Football Manager and p!55ing about with projects, and allow the coach to pick a team to do the job.

If that was the coach's fault, then what went wrong with Data Boy's recruitment algorithm?
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