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Transfer Window 12:38 - Jan 11 with 588 viewsDorse

I could get used to this.

A nice, sedate transfer window with no shrieking cretins from Sky stationed outside LR, giving dead cert tips about Lionel Messi being spotted in a Chicken Cottage on the Uxbridge road wearing the 1984 Guiness kit.

I do, however, miss the unprovoked dildo assaults responsible for creating a seasonal NHS crisis as reporters are rushed into surgery to remove various foreign objects:

'We seem to be having trouble with the sound on your report'
'No, that buzzing is the 18" 1400rpm Super Schlong stuck in my ear'.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Transfer Window on 12:44 - Jan 11 with 566 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Was thinking the same this morning (well, not about the dildos specifically, but....)

Every day that goes by quietly is a good day.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Transfer Window on 12:49 - Jan 11 with 542 viewsR_from_afar

Looks who's available:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Odemwingie

NB: I am not serious about us taking him!

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Transfer Window on 12:55 - Jan 11 with 528 viewskensalriser

Transfer Window on 12:49 - Jan 11 by R_from_afar

Looks who's available:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Odemwingie

NB: I am not serious about us taking him!

RFA


Does he have an agent and if not, would he sign for 75% of Sylla's wages?
[Post edited 11 Jan 12:56]

Poll: Come on then, let's have it.

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Transfer Window on 13:13 - Jan 11 with 493 viewsrunningman75

Saving our money the Premier league in the summer
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Transfer Window on 18:45 - Jan 11 with 359 viewsDavieQPR

Transfer Window on 12:55 - Jan 11 by kensalriser

Does he have an agent and if not, would he sign for 75% of Sylla's wages?
[Post edited 11 Jan 12:56]


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