| Online food shopping. 11:59 - Jan 18 with 1147 views | Mick_S |
I get a lot of free time at work so I do the online/click & collect most weeks. It can get a bit tedious so to liven things up a tiny bit, I often read the reviews of the various products. (yeah, I know) I clicked on the review of a packet mix peppercorn sauce from ASDA, and low and behold - this beauty which I've copied/pasted:
★★★★★
DO NOT POUR IN A CUP TO DRINK
05/01/2021
NOT A DRINK LIKE TEA. I WAS MISTAKEN THERE.
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| Online food shopping. on 16:50 - Jan 19 with 818 views | wombat |
I raise you the one and only haribo sugar free reviews
7. From a review titled: "You dont understand."
"I was glued to the toilet seat. Streams of fire burst from my colon. When i wasnt experiencing Satans fury exploding from my rear, i was laying in the fetal position on my bathroom floor, sobbing and asking for forgiveness. Im a 280 pound man. I. Was. Sobbing.
When it was finally over, i couldnt move. I crawled onto the floor one last time and sat, motionless, until my dehydration finally required that i drink water. The other reviews are perfectly accurate. This is absolutely, 100% true.
Eat two at a time. Three if you're brave. But for the love of God and all things on this earth, DO NOT EAT ANY MORE." |  |
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