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Clive, please hurry up 19:54 - Apr 23 with 3680 viewsMonkey_Roots

The most highly anticipated match report of the season is now due.

Thanks in advance.
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Clive, please hurry up on 19:55 - Apr 23 with 3662 viewsbosh67

Oh come on! Spoiler alert. I still haven't seen the score?!!!

Never knowingly right.
Poll: How long before new signings become quivering wrecks of the players they were?

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Clive, please hurry up on 19:57 - Apr 23 with 3635 viewsShotKneesHoop

He's probably still surfing down the rows of seats at Turf Moor.
[Post edited 23 Apr 2023 21:06]

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Clive, please hurry up on 19:58 - Apr 23 with 3612 viewsaston_hoop

Probably needs to get his phone fixed! That local phone repair shop were probably worried they'd go out of business if QPR never score another late winner again!

Poll: Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

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Clive, please hurry up on 20:00 - Apr 23 with 3586 viewsCateLeBonR

GA said we'd get enough points. Not sure what you lot were so worried about 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Clive, please hurry up on 20:06 - Apr 23 with 3503 viewsMonkey_Roots

I wonder if he’s found it really strange to go from his usual theme of horror and gore to happy, coming-of-age romantic comedy.

This could be a really odd report.
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Clive, please hurry up on 20:08 - Apr 23 with 3441 viewsstainrods_elbow

Clive, please hurry up on 20:00 - Apr 23 by CateLeBonR

GA said we'd get enough points. Not sure what you lot were so worried about 🤷🏼‍♂️


He told us it was hopeless, but it wasn't hopeless, because football in general, and QPR in particular, are irrational, unknowable and insanely unpredictable. In our case, we couldn't be much more basket if we tried, so let's just laugh and cry at it all all the time. Anything can happen, and probably will.

Poll: What do you expect from the Charlton game?

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Clive, please hurry up on 20:18 - Apr 23 with 3393 viewsCateLeBonR

Clive, please hurry up on 20:06 - Apr 23 by Monkey_Roots

I wonder if he’s found it really strange to go from his usual theme of horror and gore to happy, coming-of-age romantic comedy.

This could be a really odd report.


I think there'll be plenty of despair and rightly so. The hard work starts now.
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Clive, please hurry up on 20:33 - Apr 23 with 3278 viewsMonkey_Roots

An idea, in case you’re struggling for a inspirational quote:

Never on the field of championship football was so much gained by such low possession.
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Clive, please hurry up on 20:36 - Apr 23 with 3252 viewsaston_hoop

"Possession is nine-tenths of the law but bloody pointless when you're playing a Gareth Ainsworth team"

Poll: Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

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Clive, please hurry up on 20:53 - Apr 23 with 3109 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Hurry up Clive.

What are we not paying you for anyway?
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Clive, please hurry up on 20:55 - Apr 23 with 3092 viewsMonkey_Roots

Clive out.
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Clive, please hurry up on 20:56 - Apr 23 with 3081 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

#AnnounceReport
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Clive, please hurry up on 21:01 - Apr 23 with 3023 viewsWirralHoop

He was sat behind me Saturday.
Concerned about making the train.

Maybe he's still waiting
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Clive, please hurry up on 21:06 - Apr 23 with 2982 viewsLanhoop

The lad is probably still mainlining paracetamol to stop the pneumatic drill inside his head.
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Clive, please hurry up on 21:08 - Apr 23 with 2954 viewsMonkey_Roots

He did say he would give us money if we got the points up at Burnley… maybe he’s done a Maxwell?

Robert, not Ghislaine :)
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Clive, please hurry up on 21:20 - Apr 23 with 2852 viewsManinBlack

I think he will be reminding you all that every time we put on a good performance we follow it up with cack in the next game and he would be right.

We did well at West Brom then hopeless against Coventry, good against Watford then pathetic at Blackpool, did ok against Sheffield Utd then a disgrace at Fleetwood and this has been a running theme. May have to brace ourselves that a great win at Burnley spells tripe at Stoke. This team has real issues playing well two games running.
[Post edited 23 Apr 2023 21:22]
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Clive, please hurry up on 22:09 - Apr 23 with 2608 viewsbellomatic

At 19:54, I thought Monkey_Roots was jumping the gun, but at 22:07 things are getting desperate. Clive, perhaps you could publish in instalments, like Dickens? (The only comparable author in the last two centuries of British writing)

Poll: Who had the better brace?

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Clive, please hurry up on 22:10 - Apr 23 with 2601 viewskropotkin41

More like he'd already written the report, it was an amazing piece of writing - dark, funny, philosophical, and he just can't bear to spike it.

‘morbid curiosity about where this is all going’

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Clive, please hurry up on 22:12 - Apr 23 with 2582 viewsjoolsyp

One of the advantages of living in Vancouver (8 hours behind UK time) is that when Clive releases the report at 2 a.m. your time I can sit back with a glass of red and savour every word ...
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Clive, please hurry up on 23:51 - Apr 23 with 2337 viewsMonkey_Roots

Clive, please hurry up on 22:12 - Apr 23 by joolsyp

One of the advantages of living in Vancouver (8 hours behind UK time) is that when Clive releases the report at 2 a.m. your time I can sit back with a glass of red and savour every word ...


It’s never too early for that red, go on treat yourself, it’s a great read 👍🏼
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Clive, please hurry up on 00:56 - Apr 24 with 2266 viewsLoftgirl

Clive, please hurry up on 20:00 - Apr 23 by CateLeBonR

GA said we'd get enough points. Not sure what you lot were so worried about 🤷🏼‍♂️


Never in doubt.
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