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US soccer Guy 22:17 - Oct 10 with 696 viewsloftboy

Anyone read his satirical reports? Last nights is quite funny and probably believed by half the septics who read it.

P.S Charleston is congratulized by his Queens Power Rangers buddies after his overtime double hand denial helps the mighty morphin London soccer franchise to the tie points against the West Side Hammers.

The Power Rangers started out their Friday Night Lights EPL minor league game by inserting a goalshot from a deathstrike which stopped the home franchise fans from singing their wildly inappropriate songs about Michael Jackson’s pet monkey.

Too bad for the Power Rangers, the Westsiders came back at them in the second quarter when Gerrard Boeing made the equalization play to give their hopes of a W take off.

And when they got an overtime deathstrike for a Power Rangers uniform felony, it looked like Boeing was gonna get them to their destination.

Too bad for him, the goaltender had other ideas, making the hand denial with his hand, then doing another real quick to deny some other guy. The franchises shared the points, which if you know your math means they got 1.5 points each.

Poll: Who’s starting between the sticks v Preston?

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US soccer Guy on 22:21 - Oct 10 with 653 viewscolinallcars

I nearly sold the farm.

Edit…I nearly bought the farm.

Little known American expression.
[Post edited 10 Oct 22:30]
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