| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 695072 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:15 - May 16 with 1571 views | johann28 |
Sad day today. My girlfriend left me. She'd finally had enough of my compulsive gambling
All i can think of now is how to win her back |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 09:27 - May 17 with 1327 views | Esox_Lucius |
I found a chippy that sells fish & chips on photocopier paper.
It's a little plaice on the A4. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:50 - May 18 with 1149 views | colinallcars |
I was in the caff the other day and the bloke at the next table was eating a slice of veal, ham and egg pie with a pig's ear.
I tugged on the waitress's sleeve and said “who's that ?”
She said, “oh, that's Jim, he's just come out of the army. I think they said he was in the pie ‘n’ ear corps” |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 11:57 - May 21 with 1016 views | 222gers |
I went into that posh fish shop in Notting Hill Gate yesterday.
“I'd like a lobster please” I said.
“On the rocks sir ?” Said the shopkeeper. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:18 - May 21 with 960 views | Esox_Lucius |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:50 - May 18 by colinallcars |
I was in the caff the other day and the bloke at the next table was eating a slice of veal, ham and egg pie with a pig's ear.
I tugged on the waitress's sleeve and said “who's that ?”
She said, “oh, that's Jim, he's just come out of the army. I think they said he was in the pie ‘n’ ear corps” |
A partner in crime with...
Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three; a left ear, a right ear and a wild front ear. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:58 - May 21 with 925 views | 222gers |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:18 - May 21 by Esox_Lucius |
A partner in crime with...
Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three; a left ear, a right ear and a wild front ear. |
Also, I went into the pub the other day and Vincent Van Gogh was sitting at a table.
I shouted “oi Vince want a pint ?”
“No, it's OK mate, I've got one 'ear” he said. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 14:18 - May 21 with 842 views | NewBee |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:18 - May 21 by Esox_Lucius |
A partner in crime with...
Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three; a left ear, a right ear and a wild front ear. |
Captain Kirk - a Right ear, a Left ear and Space, the final Front ear. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 18:30 - May 21 with 711 views | Lblock |
When's the best time to eat a Ruby Murray?
When Tariq Aziz |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 18:10 - May 28 with 380 views | Esox_Lucius |
After a troop of monkeys murdered Mr Smith, the local paper stole a line from Freddy Mercury for the following headline.
Mammals, just killed a man. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 02:30 - May 29 with 238 views | Boston |
Y'know why you should never judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes?
Coz you're a mile away with a new free footwear. | |
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