By continuing to use the site, you agree to our use of cookies and to abide by our Terms and Conditions. We in turn value your personal details in accordance with our Privacy Policy.
Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Get out of my triffic pub! on 11:27 - Feb 22 by Konk
What about Harry’s knees aren’t totally healed, but instead, Harry discovers that he can now play the piano with them? So he starts belting out all the old favourites, whilst making his way up and down the piano keyboard on his knees? Harry on the Ol’ Joanna (literally) with Kenneth Branagh dressed as a dog in an animal print jumpsuit and hoop earrings, barking along to ‘Maybe it’s because I’m a Londoner’, whilst cashing-up and doing the books at one end of the bar? Could that work?
[Post edited 22 Feb 2021 11:37]
Harry’s knees (or Wheeler and Dealer as he affectionately calls them) are so healed they go straight and grass on Rosie the dog’s creative accountancy and pub-till embezzlement to the Walford rozzers. Harry now finds himself bang inbetween a bitter feud between his best friend and his own knees ...
0
Get out of my triffic pub! on 12:56 - Feb 22 with 1042 views
Get out of my triffic pub! on 12:33 - Feb 22 by DannyPaddox
Harry’s knees (or Wheeler and Dealer as he affectionately calls them) are so healed they go straight and grass on Rosie the dog’s creative accountancy and pub-till embezzlement to the Walford rozzers. Harry now finds himself bang inbetween a bitter feud between his best friend and his own knees ...
Harry's knees go into a witness protection program in Romford. Harry pays Nick Cotton a monkey to dig-up Arthur Fowler, lops of his knees, and Dr Legg gives Harry an illegal cash-in-hand knee transplant because the NHS waiting lists are too long. Rosie goes to cheer on an old friend running at Romford Dogs, and bumps into Wheeler and Dealer at the track. There's a lot of shouting and then Phil Mitchell smashes through the gates and runs everyone over in a stolen bin lorry because he's done 4 kilos of crack and misses Sharon. Roll the credits. BAFTAs here we come.
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
0
Get out of my triffic pub! on 13:43 - Feb 22 with 959 views
Get out of my triffic pub! on 13:28 - Feb 22 by Konk
Harry's knees go into a witness protection program in Romford. Harry pays Nick Cotton a monkey to dig-up Arthur Fowler, lops of his knees, and Dr Legg gives Harry an illegal cash-in-hand knee transplant because the NHS waiting lists are too long. Rosie goes to cheer on an old friend running at Romford Dogs, and bumps into Wheeler and Dealer at the track. There's a lot of shouting and then Phil Mitchell smashes through the gates and runs everyone over in a stolen bin lorry because he's done 4 kilos of crack and misses Sharon. Roll the credits. BAFTAs here we come.
Genius ... all that’s missing is Niko Krancjar
0
Get out of my triffic pub! on 14:07 - Feb 22 with 915 views
Get out of my triffic pub! on 13:43 - Feb 22 by DannyPaddox
Genius ... all that’s missing is Niko Krancjar
It's shaping-up nicely. Between us, I reckon we have a good 4-5 weeks of storyline. Reckon they should get Redknapp in a studio and have members of the public sending in plot suggestions. Could be like the amazing Q&A they did with him with people sending in questions.
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
0
Get out of my triffic pub! on 14:25 - Feb 22 with 900 views
Get out of my triffic pub! on 11:27 - Feb 22 by Konk
What about Harry’s knees aren’t totally healed, but instead, Harry discovers that he can now play the piano with them? So he starts belting out all the old favourites, whilst making his way up and down the piano keyboard on his knees? Harry on the Ol’ Joanna (literally) with Kenneth Branagh dressed as a dog in an animal print jumpsuit and hoop earrings, barking along to ‘Maybe it’s because I’m a Londoner’, whilst cashing-up and doing the books at one end of the bar? Could that work?
[Post edited 22 Feb 2021 11:37]
Brilliant Konk, my favourite episode so far, has to be The Christmas day Special!
0
Get out of my triffic pub! on 14:40 - Feb 22 with 864 views
By continuing to use the site, you agree to our use of cookies and to abide by our Terms and Conditions.
