| Fark off Surrey police 15:55 - Jul 4 with 6546 views | loftboy |
Just reversed parked my car behind a black focus, tightish gap, next thing two coppers have jumped out and accused me of hitting their car, which I didn't, after a heated exchange (on my part) I was threatened with arrest and told I was scaring my son. After calming down and having all my details checked I was then cautioned while a statement was written. Got to wait for the desk Sargeant to get back to me to see if the none existent damage has to go through insurance.
Farking cock suckers go and nick some real criminals. |  |
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| Fark off Surrey police on 16:44 - Jul 10 with 617 views | OakwoodR |
| Fark off Surrey police on 16:39 - Jul 10 by Michael_Hunt |
Not for much longer with that age gap! |
Noun 1. jealousy - a feeling of jealous envy (especially of a rival)
green-eyed monster
enviousness, envy - a feeling of grudging admiration and desire to have something that is possessed by another |  | | |
| Fark off Surrey police on 16:45 - Jul 10 with 611 views | Konk |
| Fark off Surrey police on 16:25 - Jul 10 by Northernr |
What on earth is going on in here? |
We're free-associating, man. |  |
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| Fark off Surrey police on 16:49 - Jul 10 with 592 views | Metallica_Hoop |
| Fark off Surrey police on 16:45 - Jul 10 by Konk |
We're free-associating, man. |
 Sounds like a white middle class style of hip-hop. |  |
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| Fark off Surrey police on 16:51 - Jul 10 with 579 views | Jamie |
We are discussing the pleasures of shagging our more sexually adventurous American friends.
A quote that could've come from the Terry trial. [Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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| Fark off Surrey police on 16:53 - Jul 10 with 573 views | Michael_Hunt |
| Fark off Surrey police on 16:44 - Jul 10 by OakwoodR |
Noun 1. jealousy - a feeling of jealous envy (especially of a rival)
green-eyed monster
enviousness, envy - a feeling of grudging admiration and desire to have something that is possessed by another |
Oh you may mock, but consider this when your 60 she'll still be young and nubile.
still as they say what a way to go! |  | | |
| Fark off Surrey police on 16:58 - Jul 10 with 559 views | Jamie |
| Fark off Surrey police on 16:53 - Jul 10 by Michael_Hunt |
Oh you may mock, but consider this when your 60 she'll still be young and nubile.
still as they say what a way to go! |
In the words of Richard Pryor:
"I want to die the way my father did. He died in bed with an 18 year old. He came and went!" | | | |
| Fark off Surrey police on 17:14 - Jul 10 with 546 views | Monahoop |
| Fark off Surrey police on 16:43 - Jul 10 by Konk |
People either can't understand me or think I'm Australian or South African. I'm a bit Henry's Cat at times, but I find it amazing how many people can't understand a London accent. It takes me a couple of days of repeating myself/blank expressions and then I remember to slow down and enunciate. Which makes me sound like a dopey tw at once I get back to Heathrow.
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Interesting that. When I was in San Francisco and its environs loads of people thought I was Australian. Bloody hell! Call me anything but a flippin' Aussie. In fact so fed up was I of this, that I decided to bullshit a couple from Cincinnati that I got chatting to,that I came from Tasmania. Never been there in my life but my description of the place and life there must have convinced them enough that I was the Real McCoy even though I spoke with an English accent. They became a bit nervous of my company though when I started to spout on about my criminal ancestry especially when I said my great, great, great grandad had a penchant for breaking peoples necks for no reason. Love the Yanks at times. They are so gullible.
So back to Surrey anyone? |  |
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| Fark off Surrey police on 17:26 - Jul 10 with 537 views | BazWoT |
| Fark off Surrey police on 14:06 - Jul 6 by DylanP |
I read what you said, just didn't agree. Just because you think something is true, doesn't mean I'll agree.
"The vast majority of smokers will use a supplied but slayer but if not provided, what then? Like I've said, umpteen times, Westminster CC removed 1,800 of them and have not replaced them. You reep what you sow.
Pubs etc should provide adequate facilities for the paying customers enjoying a smoke on their premises.
Provide the facilities, they will be used. There will always be a minority of chavvy f*ckwits that ignore everything and buts disappear, don't get sucked into the lie that they take a million years to decompose! "
Your "excuse" for people chucking cigarett butt on the floor is that Westminister CC have removed the recepticals and some establishments don't supply them. So what? Typical attitide. Its always someone else's responsibility/. Someone else's fault. I don't buy that for a second. If you want to smoke then you clean up. It isn't an issue of how long it lasts. It is an issue of common decency. "The vast majority of smokers will use a supplied but slayer but if not provided, what then?" What then? Do you really think the only alternative is to throw it on the floor? My brother smoked all his life. When he finished a cigarette if there wasn't a bin he stubbed it out and put it back in the box. When I was about 12 I asked him why he did that and he shrugged and said nobody wanted his rubbish on their doorstep. Its pretty simply really!
Having said that, I didn't really mean to get personal. Its not like you are the only one. Most smokers don't even think about it. They just flick their cigarette away when they are done. Its so common, my guess is that most aren't being tw*ts, just not really thinking. Just like you said -- its gonna be gone soon. Only, truth is, it isn't. Its going to be there for weeks unless someone sweeps/picks it up.
And Wombat -- no you wouldn't. Big tough man on here hiding behind your keyboard. I've lived in my house for over a decade and it simply never happens. Never. People either have too much respect or someone says something. |
Apologies Dylan, only just seen your reply.
"Your "excuse" for people chucking cigarett butt on the floor is that Westminister CC have removed the recepticals and some establishments don't supply them. So what? Typical attitide. Its always someone else's responsibility/. Someone else's fault. I don't buy that for a second. If you want to smoke then you clean up. It isn't an issue of how long it lasts. It is an issue of common decency. "The vast majority of smokers will use a supplied but slayer but if not provided, what then?" What then? Do you really think the only alternative is to throw it on the floor? My brother smoked all his life. When he finished a cigarette if there wasn't a bin he stubbed it out and put it back in the box. When I was about 12 I asked him why he did that and he shrugged and said nobody wanted his rubbish on their doorstep. Its pretty simply really! "
I was generalising about smokers, you, yet again take it to a peronal level. For your information, I do not need an "excuse" as I do not lob buts anywhere other than wher provided and inform those that do of the same. Even down the gutter will suffice.
However, having made it personal again, you apologised for doing so, therefore, we'll leave it at that.
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| Fark off Surrey police on 17:38 - Jul 10 with 531 views | BazWoT |
Don't start me on Americans!  | |
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| Fark off Surrey police on 19:41 - Jul 10 with 503 views | eastside_r |
| Fark off Surrey police on 16:43 - Jul 10 by Konk |
People either can't understand me or think I'm Australian or South African. I'm a bit Henry's Cat at times, but I find it amazing how many people can't understand a London accent. It takes me a couple of days of repeating myself/blank expressions and then I remember to slow down and enunciate. Which makes me sound like a dopey tw at once I get back to Heathrow.
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'I'm a bit Henry's Cat at times' - Fulham fan in silly voice shocker. |  | | |
| Fark off Surrey police on 22:43 - Jul 10 with 461 views | BazWoT |
| Fark off Surrey police on 19:41 - Jul 10 by eastside_r |
'I'm a bit Henry's Cat at times' - Fulham fan in silly voice shocker. |
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| Fark off Surrey police on 23:42 - Jul 10 with 438 views | westolian |
Butt Slayer
Sounds like a band Mets would like ! |  |
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| Fark off Surrey police on 09:31 - Jul 11 with 404 views | Metallica_Hoop |
| Fark off Surrey police on 23:42 - Jul 10 by westolian |
Butt Slayer
Sounds like a band Mets would like ! |
Nah, sounds more like a slightly camp tribute band 
Or a metal porno. Talking of which I was at a gig two weeks ago "Guns 2 Roses" (awesome) and Ben Dover guested on drums for 3 songs.
Not a bad drummer as it goes I think he was in a glam band years ago.
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| Fark off Surrey police on 10:24 - Jul 11 with 376 views | Konk |
| Fark off Surrey police on 19:41 - Jul 10 by eastside_r |
'I'm a bit Henry's Cat at times' - Fulham fan in silly voice shocker. |
What can I say, I open my mouth and it all goes Henry's Cat. It's like I'm channelling his spirit or something. Did they have HC in the States? Maybe they can understand me, and they're actually thinking "Fuc k me, it's Henry's fu cking Cat!". I'm gonna ask the Americans in my office. | |
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| Fark off Surrey police on 14:26 - Jul 11 with 350 views | westberksr |
just got back from holiday on a cruise with a couple of American friends. They have a mixed view of their own people and are dismayed at the lack of culture and education amongst a lot of Americans. But when you think about it that is exactly what most English people are like too; we generally refer to them as Chelsea fans.
the most polite kids on the cruise were the Americans and the worst were the Italians and Spanish. In one stop I saw a kid casually discard an ice cream wrapper in the direction of the bin and miss; after the bollokking his American mother gave him he won't do it again in a hurry.
Don't think we can just judge a country of 250,000,0000 plus so easily. Easier to say that a fair percentage of all countries are a bit of a waste of oxygen imho. |  | | |
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