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They call us The Rs The blue and white superstars! Assembled at huge expense (but not much common sense)
We wear the famous hoops But due one of Nike's bloops They don't appear on the back So the current shirt's a little bit cack.
We march on from Loftus Road Which is currently our humble abode Uncle Tone's new stadium is very grand Although, at present, he does not own the land*
We love the thrill of a good moan About injured players, or the ABC loan We're fighting butterflies tonight There's a chance we'll win if the back four stay tight
The pitch is ready, the stage is set Although the bogs in Ellerslie haven't been fixed as yet The Rs are the best - we know we can win it Provided we don't f*ck up and concede a couple in the last minute.
*allegedly
"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
This is so utterly demented it’s either the best thing ever or deserves a 20 point deduction and 8 games behind closed doors. There’s a massive chance I’m going to get the lyrics either tattooed on my back or painted on the side of my house; I just need to look at the finances. And I don’t even support Reading. Easily the best thing to happen in football since the US declared war on FIFA. If this doesn’t take off then the government should shut Reading down. The club, the town, the whole shebang. Verse 1 We started when all the odds defied us Through passion and dreams we reached new heights We were marching proudly from Elm Park into the stadium We forced our rivals to make way pre chorus Now we’re here and we’re strong, we’re going to bring it on Can you hear when we shout come on chorus We will fight til the end, they call us the Royals With our might we’ll defend, the glory of Reading Like the kings of our land, they call us the Royals Let us sing every man, we stand by the Royals Verse 2 We rise to the challenge of our rivals We’re fighting the butterflies tonight It’s our moment, feel the expectations rising We smell a victory today Rap How we love the thrill of a good game How we like the smell of the fame Doesn’t matter if we learn or win Unstoppably we burn within Getting ready to shed our sweat Everybody get ready and set Let’s celebrate tonight. Or blood is blue our wings are white. chant Blue and white, blue and white, blue and white Give us blue and white, blue and white. Everybody come on. A capella Like the kings of our land. they call us the Royals Let us sing every man, we stand by the Royals
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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Come on Tone, write us a tune... on 14:54 - Aug 14 with 2110 views
Come on Tone, write us a tune... on 14:52 - Aug 14 by QPunkR
Top, top work Mytch. Triffic even, if I might be so bold
Thanks, mate. I'm wondering about a pre-match poem for each 'rival'. I that proves lucky I'll have to keep coming up with a new one once or twice a week. I'll try to keep to the style of Chairwoman Mao.
"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
Come on Tone, write us a tune... on 14:52 - Aug 14 by Konk
This is so utterly demented it’s either the best thing ever or deserves a 20 point deduction and 8 games behind closed doors. There’s a massive chance I’m going to get the lyrics either tattooed on my back or painted on the side of my house; I just need to look at the finances. And I don’t even support Reading. Easily the best thing to happen in football since the US declared war on FIFA. If this doesn’t take off then the government should shut Reading down. The club, the town, the whole shebang. Verse 1 We started when all the odds defied us Through passion and dreams we reached new heights We were marching proudly from Elm Park into the stadium We forced our rivals to make way pre chorus Now we’re here and we’re strong, we’re going to bring it on Can you hear when we shout come on chorus We will fight til the end, they call us the Royals With our might we’ll defend, the glory of Reading Like the kings of our land, they call us the Royals Let us sing every man, we stand by the Royals Verse 2 We rise to the challenge of our rivals We’re fighting the butterflies tonight It’s our moment, feel the expectations rising We smell a victory today Rap How we love the thrill of a good game How we like the smell of the fame Doesn’t matter if we learn or win Unstoppably we burn within Getting ready to shed our sweat Everybody get ready and set Let’s celebrate tonight. Or blood is blue our wings are white. chant Blue and white, blue and white, blue and white Give us blue and white, blue and white. Everybody come on. A capella Like the kings of our land. they call us the Royals Let us sing every man, we stand by the Royals
A man of your talents needn't plagiarize, Konk. Just adapt it a Fulham theme - you could mention the Jacko statue.
"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
Come on Tone, write us a tune... on 14:55 - Aug 14 by Mytch_QPR
Thanks, mate. I'm wondering about a pre-match poem for each 'rival'. I that proves lucky I'll have to keep coming up with a new one once or twice a week. I'll try to keep to the style of Chairwoman Mao.
Yes! And we'll get Clive to stick 'em on the front page of the site!
QPR - "shit but local"
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Come on Tone, write us a tune... on 15:49 - Aug 14 with 2025 views
Come on Tone, write us a tune... on 14:58 - Aug 14 by Mytch_QPR
A man of your talents needn't plagiarize, Konk. Just adapt it a Fulham theme - you could mention the Jacko statue.
Thanks, Mytch. This is the best I can do at short notice:
Verse 1 We started before everyone else, but still have never won a cup Through passion and dreams we reached mid-table in the Premier League a few times We were marching quietly from Putney Bridge into the stadium We politely asked our rivals to make way pre chorus Now we’re here, we’ve paid for our tickets and it’s raining, we might as well stay, Can you hear when we mumble this is shi t Fulham chorus We will fight until we go one down, they call us the Whites With a lack of organisation we’ll defend, the goal of Fulham Like men who meet their friends in toilets, they call us the Cottagers Let us sing every man, we stand by the Cottagers (figuratively speaking) Verse 2 Sometimes we rise to the challenge of our rivals We’re fighting the bees of Brentford tonight It’s our moment, feel the expectations rising oh no, they’ve just tonked us 4-1. Balls. Rap How we love the thrill of our defence How we like the smell of Dan Burn Doesn’t matter who plays, we never learn Unstoppably we implode within Getting ready to shed our clean sheet Everybody get ready and set…0-1! Let’s celebrate tonight. Or blood is blue our cords are red. chant Black and white, black and white, black and white Give us black and white, black and white. Oh for fu cks sake Fulham come on. A capella Like the kings of our land. Our fans are from good stock Let us sing every man, John Terry is a right co ck
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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Come on Tone, write us a tune... on 15:51 - Aug 14 with 2021 views
Come on Tone, write us a tune... on 15:49 - Aug 14 by Konk
Thanks, Mytch. This is the best I can do at short notice:
Verse 1 We started before everyone else, but still have never won a cup Through passion and dreams we reached mid-table in the Premier League a few times We were marching quietly from Putney Bridge into the stadium We politely asked our rivals to make way pre chorus Now we’re here, we’ve paid for our tickets and it’s raining, we might as well stay, Can you hear when we mumble this is shi t Fulham chorus We will fight until we go one down, they call us the Whites With a lack of organisation we’ll defend, the goal of Fulham Like men who meet their friends in toilets, they call us the Cottagers Let us sing every man, we stand by the Cottagers (figuratively speaking) Verse 2 Sometimes we rise to the challenge of our rivals We’re fighting the bees of Brentford tonight It’s our moment, feel the expectations rising oh no, they’ve just tonked us 4-1. Balls. Rap How we love the thrill of our defence How we like the smell of Dan Burn Doesn’t matter who plays, we never learn Unstoppably we implode within Getting ready to shed our clean sheet Everybody get ready and set…0-1! Let’s celebrate tonight. Or blood is blue our cords are red. chant Black and white, black and white, black and white Give us black and white, black and white. Oh for fu cks sake Fulham come on. A capella Like the kings of our land. Our fans are from good stock Let us sing every man, John Terry is a right co ck
I like that, Konk.
You didn't get the statue in but the red trousers got a mention, which is important. You play the Bees, we play the Butterflies - it sums up the heady heights of Championship football.
What does Dan Burn smell like / of?
"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
Come on Tone, write us a tune... on 15:55 - Aug 14 by Mytch_QPR
I like that, Konk.
You didn't get the statue in but the red trousers got a mention, which is important. You play the Bees, we play the Butterflies - it sums up the heady heights of Championship football.
What does Dan Burn smell like / of?
To be honest mate, my mojo’s taken a battering today. Gloomy outside, gloomy atmosphere at work, tired, slightly hungover…it’s a C- at best that effort. Sorry.
Dan Burn smells of glorious humanity (between me and you, it turns out he might not be the next Bobby Moore after all. Gutted)
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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Come on Tone, write us a tune... on 16:47 - Aug 14 with 1932 views
Come on Tone, write us a tune... on 16:03 - Aug 14 by Konk
To be honest mate, my mojo’s taken a battering today. Gloomy outside, gloomy atmosphere at work, tired, slightly hungover…it’s a C- at best that effort. Sorry.
Dan Burn smells of glorious humanity (between me and you, it turns out he might not be the next Bobby Moore after all. Gutted)
I'd say B+ for a quick effort / entertainment. Most Rangers players have a whiff of failure and new fifty pound notes. Ramsey is our 'Shake 'N' Vac' (metaphorically speaking).
Weather is depressing today. Should be good tomorrow and Zamora is injured (highly unusual) so he won't haunt you at The Cottage. Probably.
"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
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