Blimey 19:14 - Jun 21 with 1777 views | Boston | Watching a fishing show at the moment. American host is in Thailand, has bumped into a British bloke and they’re angling away...now the Brit has removed his shirt. He’s got the West Ham badge tat just above his left tit! |  |
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Blimey on 19:23 - Jun 21 with 1747 views | DannyPaddox | Is it Geoff Pike? [Post edited 21 Jun 2020 19:24]
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Blimey on 20:25 - Jun 21 with 1656 views | charmr | I was on a course and Geoff Pike was part of the proceedings. He asked what would Stuart Pierce do to get him self motivated etc. I said he’d probably play some Sex Pistols tunes. Silence filled the room and if looks could kill. Maybe I knew Stuart Pierce better then him? Pike came across as very arrogant and humorless, very unlikeable. |  | |  |
Blimey on 22:45 - Jun 21 with 1565 views | DannyPaddox | Humourless West Ham ex-pros #2. My uncle was caretaker of a school somewhere in Essex. One day he has to get a chippy or a plumber in to do some work. When he turns up and my uncle realises who it the tradesman says, “Yes I’m that Derek Hales. But I’m not here to talk about football. What do you need done?” To which my Uncle replies “Of course mate I understand. That goal you scored for Charlton against Blackpool though. What a cracker. Big Match goal of the season” After an uncomfortable pause in which Hales is most probably trying to work out 1. if my uncle is taking the piss (which he was) and 2. Does he deserve it. He replies, “Actually it was against Hull City” [Post edited 22 Jun 2020 12:24]
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Blimey on 09:39 - Jun 22 with 1420 views | Hayesender |
Blimey on 22:45 - Jun 21 by DannyPaddox | Humourless West Ham ex-pros #2. My uncle was caretaker of a school somewhere in Essex. One day he has to get a chippy or a plumber in to do some work. When he turns up and my uncle realises who it the tradesman says, “Yes I’m that Derek Hales. But I’m not here to talk about football. What do you need done?” To which my Uncle replies “Of course mate I understand. That goal you scored for Charlton against Blackpool though. What a cracker. Big Match goal of the season” After an uncomfortable pause in which Hales is most probably trying to work out 1. if my uncle is taking the piss (which he was) and 2. Does he deserve it. He replies, “Actually it was against Hull City” [Post edited 22 Jun 2020 12:24]
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Didn't he have a massive punch up with Mick Flanagan? |  |
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Blimey on 11:18 - Jun 22 with 1358 views | DannyPaddox | Looking for info on that punch-up between Hales and Flanagan which I vaguely recollect (who doesn’t love seeing two players on the same team having a proper ding-dong?) and came across this profile of Del-boy ... After reading that I think football needs more miserable fcukers. |  | |  |
Blimey on 11:39 - Jun 22 with 1345 views | BklynRanger | That's hilarious. Non answer after no answer, doesn't like tolerating boring people but favourite TV show is Tom & Jerry. Man's a fcuking lunatic! |  | |  |
Blimey on 11:48 - Jun 22 with 1339 views | BrianMcCarthy | That's brilliant. Like Fr. Stone of the footballing world. |  |
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Blimey on 12:23 - Jun 22 with 1304 views | DannyPaddox | What he really wanted to say. |  | |  | Login to get fewer ads
Blimey on 20:19 - Jun 22 with 1175 views | MickS | This is magnificent. He manages to not bother answering 7 on the bounce at the bottom of the first section. |  | |  |
Blimey on 09:20 - Jun 23 with 1042 views | DannyPaddox | Hales would’ve been perfect in Get Carter. |  | |  |
Blimey on 11:15 - Jun 23 with 985 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
Blimey on 11:48 - Jun 22 by BrianMcCarthy | That's brilliant. Like Fr. Stone of the footballing world. |
A unappreciated reference Brian. I got it though. |  | |  |
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