| Attention all West Londoners. 19:32 - Jan 7 with 2221 views | Snipper |
âš ï¸ WHAT NEW WEST LONDON LOCKDOWN PROTOCOLS MEAN FOR YOUR LOCAL AREA
Acton - You’re still able to fight with your neighbours, providing you wear a mask and social distancing rules are adhered to.
Ruislip - you can do anything you want, 1. because your special, and 2. because you will anyway you’ve never done rules cos you're too posh.
Uxbridge - You can only visit your dealer when collecting your children from school. The dealer should wear a face visor and make sure all bags are sanitised.
Perivale - Having sex with your neighbours is still permitted but you must be home before 10pm and use an approved lubricant.
Greenford - Vigilante groups of no more than six allowed outdoors and socially distancing, between the hours of 10pm - 2am only. You must wear suitable PPE for any physical contact.
Hayes - Prostitution services are permitted to remain open as this is now classed an essential services for fear of an economic collapse of the Hayes metropolis.
Anywhere in West Drayton - declared a NO GO ZONE (in 1984), if you must travel to this area please follow all diversions, traffic cones and signals, remain in your car, do not abandon your car, masks are not required as nothing is open.
Park Royal - Everyone must remain at home and self isolate until manufacturers can distribute gloves with 6 fingers. Please do not go to A&E for digit removal as they are a tad busy.
Northolt - Do whatever you want, even Covid won’t go to Northolt!! |  | | |  |
| Attention all West Londoners. on 10:01 - Jan 8 with 1835 views | Mick_S |
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| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Attention all West Londoners. on 10:06 - Jan 8 with 1816 views | Dixie_CT |
In the age of misinformation, this should be changed to
Attention everyone from the area formally known as Middlesex*
*Excluding Acton which is West London |  | | |
| Attention all West Londoners. on 17:50 - Jan 8 with 1574 views | colinallcars |
| Attention all West Londoners. on 10:06 - Jan 8 by Dixie_CT |
In the age of misinformation, this should be changed to
Attention everyone from the area formally known as Middlesex*
*Excluding Acton which is West London |
If the Boundaries Commission gets its way Shepherds Bush will be in Ealing. |  | | |
| Attention all West Londoners. on 18:37 - Jan 8 with 1494 views | Hayesender |
| Attention all West Londoners. on 17:50 - Jan 8 by colinallcars |
If the Boundaries Commission gets its way Shepherds Bush will be in Ealing. |
Wait, what???? |  |
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| Attention all West Londoners. on 18:51 - Jan 8 with 1461 views | colinallcars |
| Attention all West Londoners. on 18:37 - Jan 8 by Hayesender |
Wait, what???? |
Yep. The Boundaries Commision's proposals would mean the borough of H&F extending up past the Scrubs to take in Part of Brent and Ealing taking areas to the east including Shepherds Bush. | | | |
| Attention all West Londoners. on 19:33 - Jan 8 with 1356 views | colinallcars |
Yes, you are right. Only the parliamentary constituency would change so the Rangers would still be in H&F. | | | |
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