| Song for Your Hoops 15:30 - Mar 7 with 1709 views | Jules4367 |
As Elton John is not averse to changing Bernie Taupin's lyrics of his songs (who can forget the ode to Mother Teresa, "Sandles in the Bin"), I thought I'd rework one of his greatest (if not his greatest) ditty before Saturday. I realise it needs work but have a good old sing song and it'll make you feel better- really!
Well, are we gonna go down?
Where are we going to land?
They should have played as a team
Should have listened to all their fans!
You know we can’t stay up forever
We didn't stay up before
Our defense is a present for other teams to open
This boy's too old to be seeing
The hoops, argh, argh, go down argh argh
So goodbye Championship for now
As the fans all around me howl
You can't plant a ball in the netting
I wonder if you ever knew how?
Hoping for League One playoffs
Hoping for we can pay what we owe
Oh, I still know that my future lies
In the stands down at Loftus Road
Argghh, argghh ar ar ar argghhh
What do you think we'll do then?
I bet they'll shoot wide again
It'll take them to have a mighty kick in their whatsits
Before they will win a game
Maybe we'll get some replacements
There's plenty that need to be found
Defenders who ain't Dunne or Dickie
Snuffing out the attackers, woo hoo
At every ground, ahhh, ahhhh
So goodbye Championship for now
As the fans all around me howl
You can't plant a ball in the netting
I wonder if you ever knew how?
Hoping for League One playoffs
Hoping for we can pay what we owe
Oh, I still know that my future lies
In the stands down at Loftus Road
Argghh, argghh ar ar ar argghhh
[Post edited 7 Mar 2023 15:44]
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| Song for Your Hoops on 13:13 - Mar 8 with 1556 views | Jules4367 |
Oh, I still know that my future lies
In the stands down at Loftus Road
are you singing this????
You should be! | | | |
| Song for Your Hoops on 18:47 - Mar 8 with 1437 views | CateLeBonR |
It seems to me, we defend corne-ers,
Like a candle in the wind.
Never knowing, who to turn to,
When the ball comes in.
I would have liked to tackle you,
But I juuuuust knelt,
To tie my laces anyhow,
And check my hair was nee-eeat. |  | | |
| Song for Your Hoops on 19:21 - Mar 8 with 1401 views | MrSheen |
Are you ready,
For a trip to Morecambe? |  | | |
| Song for Your Hoops on 19:28 - Mar 8 with 1392 views | themodfather |
well at least we are still standing | | | |
| Song for Your Hoops on 23:00 - Mar 8 with 1291 views | HantsR |
I think it was on another thread that we read about Elton John putting his pet rabbit through a vigorous physical traing regime. He sang, 'it's a little fit bunny'
Trying to make it Hoops relevant ....? |  | | |
| Song for Your Hoops on 16:11 - Mar 9 with 1158 views | DannyPaddox |
They’re a little bit funny
This QPR side
Watching them every week
And my brain’s fcuking fried
We don’t have much money
But boy if we did
We’d build a big ground
Somewhere shit like Ruislip
And you can tell everybody the Rs are going down
It’s really quite simple - we’re League 1 bound
I hope you don’t mind
I hope you don’t mind
If I say we are wånk
And how wonderful it will be
… to see us play at Sincil Bank [Post edited 9 Mar 2023 16:27]
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| Song for Your Hoops on 16:47 - Mar 9 with 1134 views | TheChef |
Or as The Beautiful South would have it:
I love you from the bottom of the Championship... |  |
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| Song for Your Hoops on 17:08 - Mar 9 with 1118 views | Bluce_Ree |
Yo, fk Elton John.
I mean not literally but you know what I mean. |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Song for Your Hoops on 18:42 - Mar 9 with 1050 views | Jules4367 |
| Song for Your Hoops on 17:08 - Mar 9 by Bluce_Ree |
Yo, fk Elton John.
I mean not literally but you know what I mean. |
Re your :
Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah. His crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
Is Stefan Moore any descendant or relation to the Monty Python 'Dennis Moore'???
"Your Lupins or your life!" [Post edited 9 Mar 2023 18:43]
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| Song for Your Hoops on 07:34 - Mar 10 with 979 views | izlingtonhoop |
Saturday Night's all Ripe for Fretting |  | | |
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