| He’s Jake Clarke-Salter 08:54 - Sep 8 with 2039 views | Watford_Ranger |
Different from the rest
Plays for Queens Park Rangers
If he’s passed his fitness test
‘Belter’ playing in the coffee shop I’m sat in.
A bloke behind me at Blackburn was trying to get a Poku song going which was actually quite good IMO to the tune of Love Really Hurts Without You.
Anyway, thought you might enjoy my JCS ditty. Admittedly I’m no longer a back-of-stand singing for 90 minutes kinda fan any more and far too self-conscious to start a song but always admired those who do. Especially those who get blanked and keep trying. |  | | |  |
| He’s Jake Clarke-Salter on 09:24 - Sep 8 with 1852 views | RBlock |
On the Poku song, I came up with a Poku/Love Really Hurts Without You song sat in my garden last year, but think this has come up entirely separately.
You run down the wing and you cross the ball in to excite me
You're turning me on, I know that it's wrong, but I
Kwaaaame, the R's are going up with Pokuuu,
The R's are going up with Pokuuu,
He's scoring again, there's nothing you can do,
Kwaaaame, ...(on repeat) |  | | |
| He’s Jake Clarke-Salter on 11:44 - Sep 8 with 1469 views | kensalriser |
| He’s Jake Clarke-Salter on 09:24 - Sep 8 by RBlock |
On the Poku song, I came up with a Poku/Love Really Hurts Without You song sat in my garden last year, but think this has come up entirely separately.
You run down the wing and you cross the ball in to excite me
You're turning me on, I know that it's wrong, but I
Kwaaaame, the R's are going up with Pokuuu,
The R's are going up with Pokuuu,
He's scoring again, there's nothing you can do,
Kwaaaame, ...(on repeat) |
Sorry, but I can’t be doing with any songs about players getting us promoted since that awful dirge for Johansen. Makes us look a right load of plums singing that while languishing in lower mid table. Also, has Poku ever scored a goal?
I know I’m taking this all too literally. |  |
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| He’s Jake Clarke-Salter on 13:56 - Sep 8 with 1212 views | Watford_Ranger |
| He’s Jake Clarke-Salter on 09:24 - Sep 8 by RBlock |
On the Poku song, I came up with a Poku/Love Really Hurts Without You song sat in my garden last year, but think this has come up entirely separately.
You run down the wing and you cross the ball in to excite me
You're turning me on, I know that it's wrong, but I
Kwaaaame, the R's are going up with Pokuuu,
The R's are going up with Pokuuu,
He's scoring again, there's nothing you can do,
Kwaaaame, ...(on repeat) |
It was something like…
Poku
Rangers can’t win without you
Beat a defender or two
And it’s breaking my heart
When you don’t start… repeat
We can win without him but then there’s a song about the opposition not understanding we have Jonathan Varane and arguably the world has seen finer football teams. [Post edited 8 Sep 13:57]
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