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Power from the needle to the plastic AM FM I feel so ecstatic Now it's music I've found And I'm wired for sound...
..or young cock.
" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Cliff Richard now... on 13:12 - Aug 14 with 8685 views
Oh Cliff, Sometimes it must be hard not to feel as if, You really are a cliff When fascists keep trying to push you over it, Are they the lemmings or are you Cliff, Or are you clff, Or are you Cliff.
until i hear it from cliffs gorgeous pouting lips i wont believe it a word of it!!
damn well sickens me that a confirmed batchelor of 70 years with a perchant for a sailors oufit and fitted tight bellbottoms , cant invite young men into his home to look at his paltinum selling wallmounted copy of 'carrie' while he fondles their buns to appraise the goods therin.
you pack of devil women
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Cliff Richard now... on 13:20 - Aug 14 with 8604 views
heard they may be starting on the pop/rock fraternity of the 60/70s due to hundreds of recent reports of potential crimes from women who are now in their 60s.
Groupies came thick and fast back then and with the added haze of alcohol, drugs and the passing of a few decades then I'd imagine there are very few from that era that are sleeping well at night.
Sharpen your pitch-forks and light your torches.
TheGrimRanger
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Cliff Richard now... on 13:22 - Aug 14 with 8572 views
[x] Christmas time. [x] mistletoe and wine. [x] children.
" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Cliff Richard now... on 13:30 - Aug 14 with 8462 views
Cliff Richard now... on 13:12 - Aug 14 by Discodroid
Power from the needle to the plastic AM FM I feel so ecstatic Now it's music I've found And I'm wired for sound...
..or young cock.
Ahem... 'allegedly'
If you have time, between your charitable trips to the local park to collect the various remains of the day, you should have a look at the video for Wired For Sound on YouTube - it's a classic (although our Stiff Pilchard looks a tad wobbly on the old skates).
And now the 'conspiracy moment': A policeman once told me that the files on Cliff are protected - i.e. your bog standard Dixon Of Dock Green type can't access them on the PNC - if you try to have a peek someone from upstairs at Scotland Yard (probably with a pinafore and one trouser leg hitched aloft) asks what you want with said files.
Spooky, ce n'est pas?
"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
his back catalogue is such rich pickings!!! i dont know where to begin, such a tapestry to choose from..
imagine it......old cliff locked up in a cell with the king beast who usually takes the brunt of his frustration out on day release from the nick on the local livestock, leaving spatchoked dead cows in his wake .... whispering tenderly like a mothers lullaby in his ear...."but these miss you nights........"
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Cliff Richard now... on 13:41 - Aug 14 with 8361 views
Cliff Richard now... on 13:31 - Aug 14 by Mytch_QPR
Ahem... 'allegedly'
If you have time, between your charitable trips to the local park to collect the various remains of the day, you should have a look at the video for Wired For Sound on YouTube - it's a classic (although our Stiff Pilchard looks a tad wobbly on the old skates).
And now the 'conspiracy moment': A policeman once told me that the files on Cliff are protected - i.e. your bog standard Dixon Of Dock Green type can't access them on the PNC - if you try to have a peek someone from upstairs at Scotland Yard (probably with a pinafore and one trouser leg hitched aloft) asks what you want with said files.
Spooky, ce n'est pas?
fair enough mytch.
its a cracker of a video is wired for sound.
just one thing what does david icke think of it all??..didnt he lay this prophecy on us all many years ago.??
and they called this lizard loving soothsayer mad....
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Cliff Richard now... on 13:43 - Aug 14 with 8341 views
im sorry bosh, your absolutely right. only the good lord can judge him now..
"and lo..for it would be a sin most high, for cliff to spill his holy seed begat stony unfertile ground. less a hairless split peach of an ass present thyself"
ezikel 3:14
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Cliff Richard now... on 13:48 - Aug 14 with 8292 views
Cliff Richard now... on 13:43 - Aug 14 by gordanoR
i bet you're loving this massive recent influx of comedy material mate?
sorry mate..ive died and gone to heaven!!!
discodroid 2: 14
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Cliff Richard now... on 13:49 - Aug 14 with 8273 views
Cliff Richard now... on 13:41 - Aug 14 by Discodroid
fair enough mytch.
its a cracker of a video is wired for sound.
just one thing what does david icke think of it all??..didnt he lay this prophecy on us all many years ago.??
and they called this lizard loving soothsayer mad....
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Well, Disco - there's a thing. Cliff has certainly aged rather well and it can't just be down to some expensive facials (as it were) and a healthy diet of spring chickens. Like our very own Bondy, is it not possible that old Cliff is one of the New World Order - a shape shifter, if you like - sent to mingle and interbreed with us (or in Bondy's case just mess around with team formations and make the sandwiches for away fixtures).
In Cliff's defence, I once worked as a juvenile checkout boy at Waitrose and had the pleasure of Harry Webb greasing my palm. No offence took place, apart from Waitrose's pricing.
"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
Cliff Richard now... on 13:51 - Aug 14 by Mytch_QPR
Well, Disco - there's a thing. Cliff has certainly aged rather well and it can't just be down to some expensive facials (as it were) and a healthy diet of spring chickens. Like our very own Bondy, is it not possible that old Cliff is one of the New World Order - a shape shifter, if you like - sent to mingle and interbreed with us (or in Bondy's case just mess around with team formations and make the sandwiches for away fixtures).
In Cliff's defence, I once worked as a juvenile checkout boy at Waitrose and had the pleasure of Harry Webb greasing my palm. No offence took place, apart from Waitrose's pricing.
lol !! brilliant stuff mytch.
according to his agent he's been 'in a dark place '...
what better way to pack up your troubles in an old kit bag than actually packing it with a biscuit tin, a splint and a freshly harvested phallus from the mortuary slab of pick 'n' mix delights!!
if i had a choice though id rather cliffs gentle ministrations than cryil smiths or stuart halls uncooth attentions.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Cliff Richard now... on 14:07 - Aug 14 with 8114 views
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