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By changing the lyrics, ideally. I mean, you could have ruined them by puking over the householder whilst carol singing, belched the chorus during Midnight Mass etc. Anyway, two stand out for me.
The first was 'Good King Wenceslas', wherein the poor man came in sight 'playing with his tooo-oooo-elll'. Whilst the second was when my brother and I enthusiastically declared that Santa Claus, rather than 'coming to town', was in fact 'bumming a clown'. Our Mum threatened to throw us out of the house: we beat a tactical retreat whilst claiming a moral victory.*
Any other serial song ruiners out there?
* Edit: full disclosure, we were both in our late 20s at the time and had got on the outside of about a crate of Farmer O'Grady's Genuine Ye Olde Cooking Lager, or whatever cheap rubbish the Old Man had bought by this point.
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Feed the world, let them know it’s dinner time! Got slapped round the face by some bird in the pub in 1985 singing that!! Probably not one of my finest moments !
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The only time our secondary school attempted carols in assembly got hurriedly cancelled following our entire year group singing 'King Dong Merrily On High'. The criminal-minded layabouts of 9Q, featuring Dorse on lead vocals, got blamed as usual. Equally usually, said layabouts demanded to know whether there was any proof, did you get a good look at him, could you pick him out in a line-up, no, didn't think so, could've been anyone, just one of those things, Sir...
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Christmas Songs You've Ruined on 23:18 - Dec 21 with 1758 views
Not Christmas but back in my comprehensive school days circa1978 our music teacher who happened to be Noel Edmonds father in law had us all singing the songs from Joseph and his amazing technicolour dream coat. 🎶 I closed my eyes, drew back my foreskin ahhhh ahhhhh, to see for certain what I thought I knew, and in the east someone was wà nking a wet dream will do 🎶
This went on for weeks before Mr Soby’s patience ran out, he slammed the lid on his piano down and launched anything he could lay his hands on at us.
favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
charlton away a boxing day a few years nack, bloody cold and we hadn't won away for so long and qpr fans were singing " win now, win now,,,is today gonna be day..." to e17 "stay now" thought that was decent, at the time with a few beers inside! which soon became " win away we win away", i'll get me coat
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