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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! 15:11 - Sep 18 with 2903 viewsnumptydumpty

I know will get a bit of stick for posting about an ex player who miserably failed to achieve here at Rangers and he never woild have done either.


But so far this season for Basel : -

9 competitive games

6 goals
1 assist


Perhaps the one thing this transfer taught us, is we could get our fingers burned seeking out talent in the lesser european leagues - not always the case a la Madsen, but glad a majority of our players are hand picked from the British Leagues as opposed to the star strikers in Middle Europe.


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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 15:16 - Sep 18 with 2837 viewsRandom_Ranger

We have had some stinkers from everywhere, haven't we? Anyone remember Adam Czerkas and Alessandro Pellicori?!?

But to be fair, we don't do brilliantly in the UK either - sure fire bets like Connor Washington disappointed, others like Mac Bonne were probably predictable. And this is just looking at strikers!

It seems like our recruitment is getting better now (praying hopefully), but I think we all long for the late 80s, early 90s when we were the ones picking and growing obscure players, much like Brighton and Brentford today.
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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 15:25 - Sep 18 with 2765 viewsPadulas_Shampoo

WTAF? Where has that form come from?!
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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 15:30 - Sep 18 with 2724 viewsLblock

I don't care if the fella is getting a hatrick and four assists every game.

He was and is patently unsuited to the EFL Championship and up there with the biggest wastes of money this club has laid out.
He compounded that by hiding.
Then compounded it further when in Germany and being a reported a-hole

Well shot of him.
Maybe these stats say more about the standard of the Swiss game than his ability?

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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 15:33 - Sep 18 with 2702 viewsQPunkR

Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 15:30 - Sep 18 by Lblock

I don't care if the fella is getting a hatrick and four assists every game.

He was and is patently unsuited to the EFL Championship and up there with the biggest wastes of money this club has laid out.
He compounded that by hiding.
Then compounded it further when in Germany and being a reported a-hole

Well shot of him.
Maybe these stats say more about the standard of the Swiss game than his ability?


I watch the Swiss league. I can confirm it's the latter.

Shit but local

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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 15:36 - Sep 18 with 2688 viewskensalriser

To use one of those hoary old cliches, perhaps he's found his level.

Nothing to do with where he was playing when we signed him. I'm sure with a minute's research you could find numerous examples of players signed from foreign leagues who've thrived in the Championship.

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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 15:45 - Sep 18 with 2618 viewsLandshark

It's a shame he got that injury when he was with us, it really felt like he had turned a corner. He was tosh for 90% of his time before his injury but that last 10% leaves me with this what if question. What if that through pass against Norwich wasn't booted at him at 200mph, maybe he would have gone on to be a good player, maybe he would have continued to be tosh, we will never know.
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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 15:53 - Sep 18 with 2587 viewsLandshark



Around the 2:30 mark, lovely run and finish.
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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 17:06 - Sep 18 with 2272 viewsLogman

Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 15:53 - Sep 18 by Landshark



Around the 2:30 mark, lovely run and finish.


He's miles off-side.
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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 17:35 - Sep 18 with 2161 viewsOakR

Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 17:06 - Sep 18 by Logman

He's miles off-side.


100% onside.

Didn't work out for us, we will never know what, if anything might have happened after he got his couple of goals and then got injured. Suspect he would do better in this team, as would most players.

Good luck to him!

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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 18:27 - Sep 18 with 1986 viewsThird_Division_South

Of course the reason he failed at Rangers could have nothing to do with his ability. He could have had language problems, difficulty settling in personally or his family. There’s a lot to factor in when buying from abroad.
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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 18:31 - Sep 18 with 1958 viewsLazyFan

He's onside, but that's because the defender tried to play him off way too late. Also, there are two of them, so there is no need to do that.

In addition, Celar almost misses it by playing it too far ahead of himself.

He was always a decent finisher, but you won't even get that sort of lame defending in the Champ, where it's a low block, he doesn't have Burrel's pace, cannot hold the ball up, and isn't a header of the ball.

He's found his level forever after.

zzzzzzzzzz

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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 18:32 - Sep 18 with 1956 viewsPhilmyRs

He likes that dinked finish doesn’t he? To be fair, it is a decent bit of finishing but it’s his all round game that sadly let him down.
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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 18:57 - Sep 18 with 1867 viewsClive_Anderson

I watched his youtube goals in the Swiss league before we signed him and a lot were similar to that with him running through on goal with no one anywhere near him, then a bit of a poor touch but the keeper is too slow coming out and a bit crap so he scores anyway.

Having said that I think after paying all that money we should have given him a bit more of a go.
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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 08:33 - Sep 19 with 1268 viewsToast_R

He looked miles off it but then scored a brace I seem to remember and both goals were very well taken. Then he got injured and bombed out.

We will never know if he'd found his feet.
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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 08:37 - Sep 19 with 1257 viewsGaryBannister86

Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 18:57 - Sep 18 by Clive_Anderson

I watched his youtube goals in the Swiss league before we signed him and a lot were similar to that with him running through on goal with no one anywhere near him, then a bit of a poor touch but the keeper is too slow coming out and a bit crap so he scores anyway.

Having said that I think after paying all that money we should have given him a bit more of a go.


A bit more of a go? 22 games of which he played only acceptably for 1.5 of them. Then his hamstring blew up. Then we got him a loan to a decent league where nothing happened that was positive.

Not sure what else we could have done really. Simply not good enough.
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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 08:41 - Sep 19 with 1243 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

It does feel that when signing players from foreign leagues they need to be joining a team that is already doing pretty well to increase the hit rate, but also have experience of bringing them into the club. Swansea appear to be quite good at this.

Celar and Madsen joined a sh!t show and they both struggled. Madsen turned it around, Celar didn't, so a 50% hit rate isn't bad.

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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 08:46 - Sep 19 with 1221 viewsQPunkR

Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 08:37 - Sep 19 by GaryBannister86

A bit more of a go? 22 games of which he played only acceptably for 1.5 of them. Then his hamstring blew up. Then we got him a loan to a decent league where nothing happened that was positive.

Not sure what else we could have done really. Simply not good enough.


Absolutely this. It blows my mind how some fans think he'd "turned a corner" just because of a game in which he finally scored. We had enough of a sample size to show that the guy is just plain pony.

Shit but local

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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 08:47 - Sep 19 with 1221 viewsR_from_afar

Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 18:27 - Sep 18 by Third_Division_South

Of course the reason he failed at Rangers could have nothing to do with his ability. He could have had language problems, difficulty settling in personally or his family. There’s a lot to factor in when buying from abroad.


I think his partner had a baby not long after they arrived in England. Being away from friends and relatives at such a time might have been unsettling. Might.

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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 09:02 - Sep 19 with 1181 viewsWegerles_Stairs

How many of his goals are penalties?
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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 09:18 - Sep 19 with 1148 viewsMyke

Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 15:45 - Sep 18 by Landshark

It's a shame he got that injury when he was with us, it really felt like he had turned a corner. He was tosh for 90% of his time before his injury but that last 10% leaves me with this what if question. What if that through pass against Norwich wasn't booted at him at 200mph, maybe he would have gone on to be a good player, maybe he would have continued to be tosh, we will never know.


This exactly and I have said something similar on previous posts. His two goals against Cardiff were of high quality and then he picked up a serious injury. Maybe the Championship was too much for him, may he just needed longer to adjust like Madsen, we’ll never know. Main thing he is happy and scoring goals
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Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 09:46 - Sep 19 with 1084 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Zan Celar - Goal Machine !! on 09:18 - Sep 19 by Myke

This exactly and I have said something similar on previous posts. His two goals against Cardiff were of high quality and then he picked up a serious injury. Maybe the Championship was too much for him, may he just needed longer to adjust like Madsen, we’ll never know. Main thing he is happy and scoring goals


Always seemed to me we asked him to play in a way tgat was just unsuitable for him. He needed to run on to things, not being a big basher up top.

That said, a total match for Dozzell in the lethargic looking stakes.

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