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state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Random irritations.. on 12:36 - Dec 30 with 2682 views
Here’s a London Underground special on the theme of this thread…
OYSTER DITHERERS
Ah, you’ve just walked through a station entrance, ticket hall, and half a mile of corridors but it was 1 foot in front of a busy entry gate when you realised you’ll need to get your Oster out. Always buried at the bottom of a bag too.
No money on it is it? Well why don’t you try another 22 times.
TUBE DOOR RUSHERS
As you mentioned. Let people get off first you massive pricks. French school kids and city pricks in Burton suits the worst offenders.
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SEAT HOARDERS
Tube is rammed and someone always has their bag on the seat next to them but pretends not to notice everyone staring at them in contempt.
Then, when they force you to ask if they can move their bag, they silently look at you as if you were Jimmy Saville asking if he can tuck their kids in.
Silently get up without words make you sit by the window so they can sit by the aisle. Always, always, always get off after you so you have to push past the belligerent fck.
LOUD PHONE SHITHOUSES
Bob Mortimer knows what I mean:
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The people who play music, YouTube videos, TikTok crap or scroll through their 'stories' with the sound on and no headphones should legitimately be thrown under the train.
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Random irritations.. on 13:08 - Dec 30 with 2637 views
The BBC website's obsession with all thing American.
Somebody picks their nose in Alabama and the BBC will report on it.
This popped up on a news article today: "Has your washing machine broken down, or is your electric kettle, laptop or mobile phone refusing to work? Well if you live in Austria, the government will pay up to €200 ($219; £173) towards getting it repaired."
Why do we need to know how much it is in dollars?
Does my head in.
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Random irritations.. on 13:16 - Dec 30 with 2631 views
Random irritations.. on 12:36 - Dec 30 by Northernr
The people who play music, YouTube videos, TikTok crap or scroll through their 'stories' with the sound on and no headphones should legitimately be thrown under the train.
The W O R S T
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Random irritations.. on 13:19 - Dec 30 with 2629 views
Random irritations.. on 13:08 - Dec 30 by QPRSteve
The BBC website's obsession with all thing American.
Somebody picks their nose in Alabama and the BBC will report on it.
This popped up on a news article today: "Has your washing machine broken down, or is your electric kettle, laptop or mobile phone refusing to work? Well if you live in Austria, the government will pay up to €200 ($219; £173) towards getting it repaired."
Why do we need to know how much it is in dollars?
Does my head in.
I think there is an actually a practical reason for this.
If you watch BBC World or whatever it’s called now in foreign hotels I’ve noticed they’ve starting using domestic UK news items which they never did before.
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Random irritations.. on 13:54 - Dec 30 with 2584 views
I already hate subscription shit. Like every company wants you to subscribe. Like if you wanted Microsoft Office ten years ago you bought Office 2013 on a disc and it cost you a set amount of money but that was you sorted. That shit probably works now still.
You want Office now? Subscription, c**t! Pay FOREVER.
But some subs seem like an okay deal. Or did. I've got Amazon Prime. Initially not bad. I use the postage thing, I use their music streaming and my wife watches the TV stuff on Prime. But it irks me. The streaming is worth it, I couldn't really live without it as I use it all the time. But the postage, well you're just buying cheap Chinese shit on there now. You want an Air Filter? Try the TYXLGOG AIR FILTER with a million 5 star reviews. Guaranteed to maybe not explode and kill you.
But whatever, I still persisted. But then Amazon emailed me today. Now bear in mind that I re-upped my sub in November for a year. It read something like this.
"Hello, C*nt.
From Feb 5th we're f*cking up Prime Video with adverts. Even though you've paid for a year expecting to get the product you paid for, and despite our boss literally having most of the world's money, we need more cash. So yeah, adverts. Bitch. Sup them up.
If you don't like it. Give us £3 a month more and we'll f*ck the ads off. FOR NOW, C*NT"
Well, I'm cancelling that shit at the end of the month.
Also, for real could people shut the f**k up about Hello Fresh?
ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE THROUGH MARTI THE REDEEMER WHO STRENGTHENS ME.
Random irritations.. on 10:28 - Jan 3 by Bluce_Ree
I already hate subscription shit. Like every company wants you to subscribe. Like if you wanted Microsoft Office ten years ago you bought Office 2013 on a disc and it cost you a set amount of money but that was you sorted. That shit probably works now still.
You want Office now? Subscription, c**t! Pay FOREVER.
But some subs seem like an okay deal. Or did. I've got Amazon Prime. Initially not bad. I use the postage thing, I use their music streaming and my wife watches the TV stuff on Prime. But it irks me. The streaming is worth it, I couldn't really live without it as I use it all the time. But the postage, well you're just buying cheap Chinese shit on there now. You want an Air Filter? Try the TYXLGOG AIR FILTER with a million 5 star reviews. Guaranteed to maybe not explode and kill you.
But whatever, I still persisted. But then Amazon emailed me today. Now bear in mind that I re-upped my sub in November for a year. It read something like this.
"Hello, C*nt.
From Feb 5th we're f*cking up Prime Video with adverts. Even though you've paid for a year expecting to get the product you paid for, and despite our boss literally having most of the world's money, we need more cash. So yeah, adverts. Bitch. Sup them up.
If you don't like it. Give us £3 a month more and we'll f*ck the ads off. FOR NOW, C*NT"
Well, I'm cancelling that shit at the end of the month.
Also, for real could people shut the f**k up about Hello Fresh?
“Influencers”. Crappy video doing stupid stuff 🤷♂️ Get a proper job you stupid arseholes. Duck lips, they are hideous and have the completely opposite effect as to what you think they are doing for you .
favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
“Influencers”. Crappy video doing stupid stuff 🤷♂️ Get a proper job you stupid arseholes. Duck lips, they are hideous and have the completely opposite effect as to what you think they are doing for you .
Duck lips are women peacocking for other women. Men don't like that shit.
It's basically the same thing as men getting muscled up as the gym. Women aren't arsed, blokes notice it and wonder how what your routine is and how you get your protein.
ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE THROUGH MARTI THE REDEEMER WHO STRENGTHENS ME.
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Random irritations.. on 11:38 - Jan 12 with 1957 views
aggressive moped delivery riders ... roads getting like Rome round my way in an evening!
Connected to that is a collective determination not to stop at zebra crossings, even when a pedestrian is actually already on said crossing. Then there's a perfunctory wave of the hand in a fake apology - not much use after you've nearly mown me down, really..
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Random irritations.. on 13:45 - Jan 15 with 1671 views
Rebel/Terrorist groups with stupid names. Like don't go killing people with a name like Tutsis or these Yemeni c*nts, the Houthis. Houthi and the f**king Blowfish.
Can you imagine? RIP Dave, killed by a Tootsie. Because that's how I'm going to read it.
See also: Proud Boys for just having a stupidly twee name.
(Theresa May's type 1 diabetes go-to was Jelly Babies)
WHO GIVES A F**K? F**k your sweets, f**k your f**ked pancreas (or whatever, I'm not a doctor) and f**k your inability to produce insulin (or inability to stop producing it, again not a doctor). She's 108 and has always been useless. Jelly Babies? The f**k out of here.
ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE THROUGH MARTI THE REDEEMER WHO STRENGTHENS ME.
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Random irritations.. on 10:41 - Jan 23 with 1087 views
7 year old me nearly supported Wolves due to this stunning kit.
Absolutely! I was at Wolverhampton Poly for that kit. Application for which was probably influenced by the beauty of the old gold! Which, being, I'd estimate, c12 years older than you, stemmed from: The Doog!
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