| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 895305 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:58 - Feb 23 with 2949 views | colinallcars |
I suppose if Ben Gunn became a “long time lurker, first time poster”, we'd ask him what is his favourite cheese. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 00:22 - Feb 25 with 2669 views | NewBee |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:48 - Feb 23 by colinallcars |
I was arrested once for trying to steal an elephant.
My brief got me off though, it was a trumpety, trump, trump trumped up charge. |
Tsk tsk. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:12 - Mar 4 with 2194 views | digswellhoop |
wife gets a call from husband ive cut off my finger at work she replied not the whole finger he replied no the one next to it | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:37 - Mar 9 with 1806 views | TakeNoPrisonRrrrs |
Police have been made aware that people in Yorkshire have been injecting MDMA into their mouths ……they’re calling it E By Gum | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:22 - Mar 26 with 1258 views | Esox_Lucius |
Farmer Joe and his hand Chester are working the fields when it starts raining. the farmer says: Chester, go to the house and fetch me my wellys, it's starting to rain!
Chester heads to the house, and when he enters through the kitchen he sees the farmers wife and daughter preparing the meal, so he says to them both, Joe just told me to have a break and to screw you both quite forcefully, if I wanted to!
The farmers wife was shocked: i very much doubt Joe would ever say such a thing!
so chester opens the window and yells: BOTH OF THEM?
Joe yells back: OF COURSE BOTH OF THEM YOU BLOODY IDIOT! [Post edited 26 Mar 22:29]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:05 - Mar 30 with 984 views | Boston |
My wife asked me if she was the only one I'd ever been with?
I said yeah, most of the others were seven or eights. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:41 - Mar 30 with 839 views | Esox_Lucius |
A pub quiz in Glasgow is the scene...
"OK folks, the final question, for £200, Take That's 1st album had four words in its title, the 1st two words were Take That, what are the next two?"
A few moments passed before a voice from the back barked "ya bastard?" | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 00:46 - Mar 31 with 724 views | Boston |
Bloke is so infatuated with his new wife Wendy; he decides to have her name tattooed on his penis.
The name is only visible when he's fully erect, otherwise it just reads Wy.
The couple honeymoon in the Caribbean and, while having a piss in a local pub, notices the gent standing next to him also has a Wy tat on his appendage.
He leans over slightly, mentions the similar ink and asks if his wife is also called Wendy?
No maahn comes the reply, it reads Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:47 - Mar 31 with 579 views | NewBee |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:41 - Mar 30 by Esox_Lucius |
A pub quiz in Glasgow is the scene...
"OK folks, the final question, for £200, Take That's 1st album had four words in its title, the 1st two words were Take That, what are the next two?"
A few moments passed before a voice from the back barked "ya bastard?" |
(One for the oldies) That reminds me of the old joke doing the rounds in the late 1970's, that Frank Ifield had just released a punk record.
It was called "I remember you, you c**t" | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:55 - Apr 2 with 352 views | CamberleyR |
A manager of a bank and his assistant were talking. The manager says: "I had Gilbert O'Sullivan in here the other day". The assistant manager says "Oh really?, what did he want?"
The manager replies: "A loan again, naturally" |  |
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