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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. 08:47 - Dec 15 with 16351 viewsDiscodroids

My First Match thread for about 5 years and As Christmas is fast approaching like Pietro Mennea on Alan Wells Shoulder in the last 5 meters of the 200, I'm Just now back from my christmas shopping at the wine factory on Leigh on sea Broadway.

The sights i witnessed on my christmas shop sickened this poster, seeing the commercialised credo, Mantra and doctrines of christmas in England 2018.

To Counteract being soaked in the religion of consumerism i chose to Celebrate the birth of Christ , the King of kings, and the true meaning of christmas by purchasing 2 crates of Lone star Lager, 28 bottles of superbock, 6 bottles of remedial vodka, 1 value whiskey, 2 icelandic Gin and a bottle of monkey Shoulder rum.

This should cover the Christmas comedown period and negate the 1000 yard stare of the mother in law on Boxing Day and the inane patter of my West Ham Brother in law , signing songs about Frankie Lampard senior falling over at Elland Road whlie he's rassed to sweet fcuk on his 3 for a fiver Asda craft ales. The C unt.

On top of that, The Local Roofer has dropped off 6 wraps of flake cut Bugle and 5 bottles of liquid gold Amyl nitrate, 24 x 150 mg tabs of Viagra plus a dozen micky mills and some vintage VHS mid 90's Gonzo Porn from Ben Dover. £800 all fu cking in.

Honestly, if it wasn't for the kids I wouldn't fu cking bother.. Just to see their faces light up on christmas morning when they catch their daddy under the tree at 5.30 am out of his canister shagging the Milk Tray into a pulp in sexual Synchronicity to the haunting and hypnotic christmas anthem of steel eye spans 'gaudet', makes it all worthwhile.

3-0 To the Hoops To kick start the pre christmas jolly up.
[Post edited 15 Dec 2018 9:36]

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:06 - Dec 15 with 3110 views2Thomas2Bowles

We are doomed 1-0 after 4 mins
Park the bus

When willl this CV nightmare end
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:06 - Dec 15 with 3100 viewsSilverfoxqpr

Apparently we're 'popping next door for a Christmas drink with the neighbours' at 4.00. FFS! As ever fair play to those of you braving storm Derirdre or whatever they're calling winter this weekend and attending the match. Think we'll win this one 3-2.........Oh Pav's scored! Get in sunshine!
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:11 - Dec 15 with 3024 viewsWren67

So whats this shoulder Monkey rum like Disco. Sounds like something Harry had to drink to celebrate winning Celebrity.

I remember Boro when Jack Charlton managed them and they drew 0-0 every week.

0-0 today
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:13 - Dec 15 with 2994 viewstimcocking

Pavel gets fouled badly every week, never gets a free kick.
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:14 - Dec 15 with 2971 viewsBoston

In the interests of crowd safety, middle aged men having to go shopping and traffic conditions....just blow the whistle now, please.

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:19 - Dec 15 with 2894 viewsBoston

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:11 - Dec 15 by Wren67

So whats this shoulder Monkey rum like Disco. Sounds like something Harry had to drink to celebrate winning Celebrity.

I remember Boro when Jack Charlton managed them and they drew 0-0 every week.

0-0 today


No, it was 1 - 0 at home and 0 - 0 away. I recall an interview where he defended his negativity by claiming that the Borough fans didn’t give a hoot as long as they were promoted. He was right of course.

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:23 - Dec 15 with 2835 viewsaston_hoop

Brentford 2-0 down to Hull. Best side Hull will have played this season too so that's pretty impressive, Adkins doing a job!

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:26 - Dec 15 with 2790 viewsjonno

Eze needs to get into the game.
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:35 - Dec 15 with 2639 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Stream down for ages.

Back now.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:39 - Dec 15 with 2583 viewsjonno

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:35 - Dec 15 by BrianMcCarthy

Stream down for ages.

Back now.


Been OK here Brian.
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:44 - Dec 15 with 2491 viewsJAPRANGERS

oh oh it's the pleasure window time.
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:48 - Dec 15 with 2447 viewsaston_hoop

Half time. happy days.

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:49 - Dec 15 with 2426 viewsjoolsyp

Wells immense first half, Cousins and Furlong too. Love seeing the scrappier side of our game - we’ve given Middlesbrough very little in terms of chances.
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:49 - Dec 15 with 2425 viewsBrianMcCarthy

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:39 - Dec 15 by jonno

Been OK here Brian.


Think the problem might have been mine this time, jonno.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 15:49 - Dec 15 with 2420 viewsjonno

Defending well against a lot of long ball stuff. Cousins very good in central midfield. A bit more from Eze and we could catch them again in the second half.
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:08 - Dec 15 with 2204 viewsjoolsyp

It’s Lynch time
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:09 - Dec 15 with 2191 viewsHayesender

Lynch getting his air miles ready

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:10 - Dec 15 with 2180 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Unbelievable from Lynch.

And now 1-1 as we're down to ten men.

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:10 - Dec 15 with 2176 viewsaston_hoop

piss. we've dominated this too.

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:10 - Dec 15 with 2156 viewsTacticalR

That was a mess.

Air hostess clique

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:11 - Dec 15 with 2121 viewstimcocking

Disappointed to give away a lead for the second week running by voluntarily playing with ten men...
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:12 - Dec 15 with 2097 viewsHayesender

Call me an old cynic, but I hope Lynch is forced to attend every game over the Xmas and new year period

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:14 - Dec 15 with 2058 viewsBoston

Bollox

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:18 - Dec 15 with 1967 viewsBrianMcCarthy

2-1!

Take that Lynch, ya bollix!

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:18 - Dec 15 with 1954 viewsCamberleyR

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:12 - Dec 15 by Hayesender

Call me an old cynic, but I hope Lynch is forced to attend every game over the Xmas and new year period


What's happened, has he pulled up 'injured'?
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