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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. 08:47 - Dec 15 with 16358 viewsDiscodroids

My First Match thread for about 5 years and As Christmas is fast approaching like Pietro Mennea on Alan Wells Shoulder in the last 5 meters of the 200, I'm Just now back from my christmas shopping at the wine factory on Leigh on sea Broadway.

The sights i witnessed on my christmas shop sickened this poster, seeing the commercialised credo, Mantra and doctrines of christmas in England 2018.

To Counteract being soaked in the religion of consumerism i chose to Celebrate the birth of Christ , the King of kings, and the true meaning of christmas by purchasing 2 crates of Lone star Lager, 28 bottles of superbock, 6 bottles of remedial vodka, 1 value whiskey, 2 icelandic Gin and a bottle of monkey Shoulder rum.

This should cover the Christmas comedown period and negate the 1000 yard stare of the mother in law on Boxing Day and the inane patter of my West Ham Brother in law , signing songs about Frankie Lampard senior falling over at Elland Road whlie he's rassed to sweet fcuk on his 3 for a fiver Asda craft ales. The C unt.

On top of that, The Local Roofer has dropped off 6 wraps of flake cut Bugle and 5 bottles of liquid gold Amyl nitrate, 24 x 150 mg tabs of Viagra plus a dozen micky mills and some vintage VHS mid 90's Gonzo Porn from Ben Dover. £800 all fu cking in.

Honestly, if it wasn't for the kids I wouldn't fu cking bother.. Just to see their faces light up on christmas morning when they catch their daddy under the tree at 5.30 am out of his canister shagging the Milk Tray into a pulp in sexual Synchronicity to the haunting and hypnotic christmas anthem of steel eye spans 'gaudet', makes it all worthwhile.

3-0 To the Hoops To kick start the pre christmas jolly up.
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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:18 - Dec 15 with 3909 viewsaston_hoop

Nahki Wells is a bloody class act at this level

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:23 - Dec 15 with 3772 viewsJuzzie

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:12 - Dec 15 by Hayesender

Call me an old cynic, but I hope Lynch is forced to attend every game over the Xmas and new year period


SHould be mandatory for all players unless they’re in intensive care.
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:32 - Dec 15 with 3514 viewsBrianMcCarthy

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:18 - Dec 15 by CamberleyR

What's happened, has he pulled up 'injured'?
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Yep. Limped off. They scored while we were down to ten.

Mind you, we should have had him sit down until our sub was ready.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:33 - Dec 15 with 3487 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Eze got way well there and we had a 2-on-1 but his underhit pass to Scowen(!) spoiled the chance.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:37 - Dec 15 with 3394 viewsCamberleyR

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:32 - Dec 15 by BrianMcCarthy

Yep. Limped off. They scored while we were down to ten.

Mind you, we should have had him sit down until our sub was ready.


The guy is an absolutely fűcking shameless shithouse. If I was the club I'd take his passport off of him. The only certainty of the day.
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:47 - Dec 15 with 3133 viewsGloucs_R

Why no Hall today?

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:48 - Dec 15 with 3088 viewsaston_hoop

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:47 - Dec 15 by Gloucs_R

Why no Hall today?


Same reason for most of the last 2 years I imagine.

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:49 - Dec 15 with 3033 viewsGloucs_R

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:48 - Dec 15 by aston_hoop

Same reason for most of the last 2 years I imagine.


I did wonder....is he defo inured? Strange no Baptiste on the bench either.

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:50 - Dec 15 with 2976 viewsaston_hoop

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:49 - Dec 15 by Gloucs_R

I did wonder....is he defo inured? Strange no Baptiste on the bench either.


There was something about a hamstring injury with Hall that he was struggling with again or something like that. I think Baptiste must be hanging out with Idrissa Sulla somewhere in purgatory.

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:51 - Dec 15 with 2935 viewsGloucs_R

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:50 - Dec 15 by aston_hoop

There was something about a hamstring injury with Hall that he was struggling with again or something like that. I think Baptiste must be hanging out with Idrissa Sulla somewhere in purgatory.


Poor lad. God player when fit but if his contract is up in the summer then a cheerio from me.

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:52 - Dec 15 with 2886 viewsaston_hoop

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:51 - Dec 15 by Gloucs_R

Poor lad. God player when fit but if his contract is up in the summer then a cheerio from me.


With an injury lasting this long, I'd imagine we could well be his last club anyway!

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:55 - Dec 15 with 2760 views2Thomas2Bowles

Good result, shame about our GD or we could be 10th

When willl this CV nightmare end
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:56 - Dec 15 with 2752 viewsBrianMcCarthy

FT.

Good win. Much the better team today. But for the poor final ball on occasions we'd have won by more. And Lynch's substitution cost us a goal.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:59 - Dec 15 with 2663 viewsitsbiga

Jobs a good’un

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:59 - Dec 15 with 2653 viewstimcocking

Superb win.

Ref was amazingly biased towards Middlesborough and we were really crap for a while, yet clung in there, battling like hell and ended up playing very well considering Pulis, Ref, conditions.

Nakhi Wells has been so good for us and great to see Darnell on the pitch again.

Well done team.
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 17:01 - Dec 15 with 2601 viewskropotkin41

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:59 - Dec 15 by timcocking

Superb win.

Ref was amazingly biased towards Middlesborough and we were really crap for a while, yet clung in there, battling like hell and ended up playing very well considering Pulis, Ref, conditions.

Nakhi Wells has been so good for us and great to see Darnell on the pitch again.

Well done team.


Very nice to break the winless streak! Come on u RRRs!

‘morbid curiosity about where this is all going’

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 17:13 - Dec 15 with 2412 viewsHayesender

I've seen some filthy teams this season in the championship, but these smoggy bastards take the biscuit

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 17:13 - Dec 15 with 2410 viewscorse

Well done.
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 17:17 - Dec 15 with 2357 viewsjohncharles

Good win. Mine's a large Monkey Shoulder

Strong and stable my arse.

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 17:20 - Dec 15 with 2307 viewsWilloW4

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:37 - Dec 15 by CamberleyR

The guy is an absolutely fűcking shameless shithouse. If I was the club I'd take his passport off of him. The only certainty of the day.
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Three week holiday all booked up in Dubai for the boy... Every season and every club he's played for.... How's yer luck with that hammy Lynch.?
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 17:25 - Dec 15 with 2243 viewsWilloW4

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:47 - Dec 15 by Gloucs_R

Why no Hall today?


Well, he's good mates with Lynch and Jet, so, just guessing the 'lads' are away to sunnier climes... Allegdllely.!!! But...you know.
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 17:40 - Dec 15 with 2098 viewsDorse

Well, that was a pleasant surprise. Not Lynch's entirely predictable, and potentially fictional, injury but the sight of a QPR side putting one over the favourites.

#prayforjoel

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 17:43 - Dec 15 with 2074 viewsWilloW4

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 17:40 - Dec 15 by Dorse

Well, that was a pleasant surprise. Not Lynch's entirely predictable, and potentially fictional, injury but the sight of a QPR side putting one over the favourites.

#prayforjoel


"Potentially fictional ".... Brilliant Dorse... Raymond Charver would be proud of that.👍.
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 17:53 - Dec 15 with 2013 viewsStanisgod

QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 16:59 - Dec 15 by timcocking

Superb win.

Ref was amazingly biased towards Middlesborough and we were really crap for a while, yet clung in there, battling like hell and ended up playing very well considering Pulis, Ref, conditions.

Nakhi Wells has been so good for us and great to see Darnell on the pitch again.

Well done team.


A victory not just for us but for football as a game today.

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 18:05 - Dec 15 with 1922 viewsDiscodroids

First match thread in 5 years..



Magic.

Happy Christmas LFW!

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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