| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears 08:54 - Sep 13 with 8419 views | Konk |
In W12, the crowds are gathering, there’s a buzz of expectation in the air. Those old enough to remember the long-anticipated visits of Matthews, Finney, Greaves or Haynes will recognise the palpable sense of excitement as the wait is almost over.
Unfortunately I’ll be a couple of miles away watching Dimitar Berbatov wander around the Craven Cottage centre circle, miming a man engaged in an epic strop, but I would dearly love to be at Loftus Road to witness the phenomenal talent and finesse of the Blyth Beanpole, the Blyth Barrier, the Great Wall of Blyth, the man known simply as Big Dan Burn. Don’t forget to get there early to watch him warming-up and to give yourself a chance of bagging the future England captain’s autograph for the grandkids. I'm putting £3 on a clean sheet for Blues. Lump on. Fill your boots. None shall pass.
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 19:03 - Sep 13 with 2419 views | TW_R |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 10:53 - Sep 13 by Konk |
On the contrary, Blob. You’ll be shaking your head when you see what this boy can do. He’s unbreachable. I can see the headlines now:
THE TOWERING IN-FORM-BURNO
QPR’S PROMOTION CHARGE HALTED BY THE COLOSSUS OF BLYTH
BURN, BABY, BURN, BIG DAN’S ON FIRE |
Hasn't he been at the heart of a Birmingham defence that has conceded 7 goals in the last 3 games?
I certainly hope he stays as in-form as that tomorrow. He's going to look bloody useless when he's out of form!  |  | | |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 20:23 - Sep 13 with 2384 views | MrSheen |
He'll need to move to a better club than Fulham if he wants to play for England. Ask Paul Parker. |  | | |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 00:55 - Sep 15 with 2297 views | Watford_Ranger |
He's bloody massive and wins just about everything in the air but is probably the only centre-half who will get outpaced by Zamora all season. When the two of them and Paul Robinson chased a ball in the first half I had time to get a pie downstairs while they crawled in unison. |  | | |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:30 - Sep 15 with 2196 views | Lblock |
A typical lower league player this fella
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| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:32 - Sep 15 with 2190 views | loftboy |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:30 - Sep 15 by Lblock |
A typical lower league player this fella
Not impressed |
Yep, i thought he would be a major threat at corners etc, was a gangly bang average player. Did have a chuckle when SWP jumped for a header with him. |  |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:43 - Sep 15 with 2175 views | Northolt_Rs |
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| Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR. |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 10:01 - Sep 15 with 2145 views | TW_R |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:30 - Sep 15 by Lblock |
A typical lower league player this fella
Not impressed |
He made a great rugby tackle on Austin in the 2nd half. | | | |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 18:04 - Sep 15 with 2047 views | TacticalR |
I thought he was ok. I noticed him early on in the match when he carried the ball forward. I am surprised Birmingham didn't make more use of him and some of their other tall players on set pieces. He looked knackered at the end of the match when got caught out, outpaced and rugby-tackled his man. |  |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 19:28 - Sep 15 with 1985 views | wombat |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 18:04 - Sep 15 by TacticalR |
I thought he was ok. I noticed him early on in the match when he carried the ball forward. I am surprised Birmingham didn't make more use of him and some of their other tall players on set pieces. He looked knackered at the end of the match when got caught out, outpaced and rugby-tackled his man. |
A player who is slower than the legend BOB Malcolm . Huge guy but lower league football awaits him. I'm sorry to say |  |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:29 - Sep 16 with 1892 views | Konk |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 20:23 - Sep 13 by MrSheen |
He'll need to move to a better club than Fulham if he wants to play for England. Ask Paul Parker. |
Ouch. England only ever win the World Cup with a Fulham player in the side. This is a fact that continues to be overlooked by England managers who should know better (i.e. Roy the Boy, Kevin Keegan and Bobby Robson — although he did select Parker, possibly not realising that he’d left the Cottage by this point).
So, from reading through people’s comments, the general consensus seems to be that Big Dan probably needs a dozen or so more games under his belt before he can be considered for the England captaincy? | |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:44 - Sep 16 with 1887 views | jonno |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:29 - Sep 16 by Konk |
Ouch. England only ever win the World Cup with a Fulham player in the side. This is a fact that continues to be overlooked by England managers who should know better (i.e. Roy the Boy, Kevin Keegan and Bobby Robson — although he did select Parker, possibly not realising that he’d left the Cottage by this point).
So, from reading through people’s comments, the general consensus seems to be that Big Dan probably needs a dozen or so more games under his belt before he can be considered for the England captaincy? |
When you consider some of the players who have played for England - even our very own SWP - I can't see why he can't get a game right now. |  | | |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:45 - Sep 16 with 1886 views | TacticalR |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 09:29 - Sep 16 by Konk |
Ouch. England only ever win the World Cup with a Fulham player in the side. This is a fact that continues to be overlooked by England managers who should know better (i.e. Roy the Boy, Kevin Keegan and Bobby Robson — although he did select Parker, possibly not realising that he’d left the Cottage by this point).
So, from reading through people’s comments, the general consensus seems to be that Big Dan probably needs a dozen or so more games under his belt before he can be considered for the England captaincy? |
If he replaces Terry he can come in this afternoon. | |
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| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 10:13 - Sep 16 with 1852 views | smegma |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 13:37 - Sep 13 by Konk |
What the fu ck’s wrong with glitter? There's not a piece of art in the world that couldn't be improved with some copydex glue and a generous sprinkling of glitter. And that's the truth. |
Glitter is up there with sand as things that should be banned from kids craft boxes. Gets everywhere and is almost impossible to pick without an industrial strength vacuum cleaner.
Glue on the other hand did me no harm when I was a teenager. | | | |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 10:24 - Sep 16 with 1840 views | Juzzie |
To be honest Konk, I never really noticed him, didn't seem anything special. But then our service to the guys upfront was pretty poor so maybe not much opportunity for him to do his stuff.
He was put forward at set pieces (which Birmingham seemed to get a lot of through their antics) but never really threatened. |  | | |
| Rampant giddiness and pant-wetting hysteria in W12 as the arrival nears on 11:37 - Sep 16 with 1806 views | BQPR |
Runs like a flamingo in a gorilla suit | | | |
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