| Blokes in pubs 17:14 - Apr 6 with 3557 views | qprxtc |
Ordering wine and taking half a bloody hour to make up their mind and chattering to the staff about recommendations…
That can f uck right off. Get a sodding pint you pony tailed, baggy trousered spanner. And take your flipping pram with ya too.
Excuse me whilst I dribble my Guinness down my shirt.
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| Blokes in pubs on 17:21 - Apr 6 with 3488 views | connell10 |
I just drank a litre of wine in less than half hour if that helps.  |  |
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| Blokes in pubs on 17:29 - Apr 6 with 3425 views | NoDiddley |
Weatherspoons classic
Table number?
89
What would you like?
Can I have the classic burger?
Did you want extra fries with that or perhaps a side dish?
What’s the options?
Well there’s coleslaw?
Is it creamy?
Hold on I’ll check
…… no it’s crunchy
Ok I’ll pass have you any curly fries?
No they are straight
So no crinkle ones?
No
Drink with that it’s in the deal?
Ooo what are the choices?
A Smith’s, a lager or a cider
Zzzzzzzzz
I’m now down the Uxbridge Road |  | | |
| Blokes in pubs on 18:52 - Apr 6 with 3146 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
Was at Folkestone Harbour on Saturday watching the boat race (class traitor) and it took me 20 minutes to get served at one of these craft beer pop up bars despite only two people ahead of me when I arrived because of these people. |  | | |
| Blokes in pubs on 21:39 - Apr 6 with 2830 views | Boston |
| Blokes in pubs on 17:21 - Apr 6 by connell10 |
I just drank a litre of wine in less than half hour if that helps. |
Fortified, was it? |  |
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| Blokes in pubs on 21:43 - Apr 6 with 2811 views | Boston |
| Blokes in pubs on 18:52 - Apr 6 by BazzaInTheLoft |
Was at Folkestone Harbour on Saturday watching the boat race (class traitor) and it took me 20 minutes to get served at one of these craft beer pop up bars despite only two people ahead of me when I arrived because of these people. |
Fck me, Putney Bridge to Folkstone Harbour, that's a hell of a rowing race! | |
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| Blokes in pubs on 14:53 - Apr 8 with 2275 views | Monkey_Roots |
Not as bad as people forming an orderly queue - out the fücking door! - whilst the rest of the bar remains empty.
I won't do it. Even when the fella next in line in the queue looks at me as though i'm mental, gesturing to the queue behind him... I just say i'm not doing it, and then a few behind him, muttering the same, join me along the bar - victory!
Unbelievable. |  | | |
| Blokes in pubs on 14:54 - Apr 8 with 2261 views | kensalriser |
| Blokes in pubs on 21:43 - Apr 6 by Boston |
Fck me, Putney Bridge to Folkstone Harbour, that's a hell of a rowing race! |
Or exceptional eyesight. |  |
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| Blokes in pubs on 15:15 - Apr 8 with 2217 views | colinallcars |
Anyone remember when credit cards were first used in pubs. The customer would pass the card to the guv, who'd put it in the machine, enter the amount, swish a little thingamebob from one side to the other, the customer would sign and the guv returned the card. Quite time consuming.
I'd be there with a few quid and say “pint o' wallop Ted”. |  | | |
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| Blokes in pubs on 20:11 - Apr 9 with 1860 views | digswellhoop |
pubs for alcohol no coffee etc and queue at the bar not in a line | | | |
| Blokes in pubs on 21:07 - Apr 9 with 1771 views | Discodroids |
'You'll simply never understand the true nature of sacrifice'.
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| Blokes in pubs on 09:33 - Apr 10 with 1591 views | themodfather |
the new thing of lines in queue to bar? no, i would just siddle up to bar.
if someone is unsure of their order, i'd politely ask, while you select your chateau d'peehouse can i order now? | | | |
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