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When technology dobs you in.... 12:51 - Apr 24 with 1807 viewsJuzzie

Yup, skynet is here.

Decided to give a few blankets a quick wash. So I took out the dark clothes that were in the washing machine and bunged in the blankets instead.

I get a text from the mrs asking that I didn't wash the clothes that were in there? (as there's another pile of dark clothes next to the machine too waiting to go in with the others).

Bloody thing is on wifi, innit!

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When technology dobs you in.... on 20:32 - Apr 24 with 1599 viewsHooping_Mad

You gave her the code, lesson learned.

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When technology dobs you in.... on 20:52 - Apr 24 with 1571 viewsRsole

Sounds like it was a good job she didn’t scan the blankets…

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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When technology dobs you in.... on 21:41 - Apr 24 with 1507 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

My ex tried to book me a birthday surprise holiday to Madeira once but all the cookies turned to hotels in Funchal and gave it away.
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When technology dobs you in.... on 00:30 - Apr 25 with 1374 viewsDannyPaddox

Sundials. Cũnts are useless when it’s cloudy.
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When technology dobs you in.... on 01:27 - Apr 25 with 1322 viewsBoston

Being British, one should know one never washes blankets, there's always a chance you can give them away and get a whole continent in return.

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When technology dobs you in.... on 14:24 - Apr 25 with 1103 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

When technology dobs you in.... on 01:27 - Apr 25 by Boston

Being British, one should know one never washes blankets, there's always a chance you can give them away and get a whole continent in return.


Genocide banter. Niche!
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When technology dobs you in.... on 14:26 - Apr 25 with 1099 viewshubble

When technology dobs you in.... on 14:24 - Apr 25 by BazzaInTheLoft

Genocide banter. Niche!


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