| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 624683 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| Random irritations.. on 16:06 - Nov 4 with 2531 views | ted_hendrix |
| Random irritations.. on 22:41 - Oct 30 by ted_hendrix |
That FAT ex Prince and his FAT sponging talentless ex wife Ferguson every 12 seconds on the news.
Been evicted.
Evicted my ARSE. |
It's getting worse by the minute, It's now the f cking BECKHAMS.
Lets honour and celebrate bastard minges and there talentless bloody po faced screeching wives.
This Country has become insane.
Just feck off and take your antiquated bullshit with you. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| Random irritations.. on 16:17 - Nov 4 with 2475 views | Rsole |
| Random irritations.. on 14:31 - Nov 4 by Bluce_Ree |
Worthy of execution that.
Still, I've met far too many people who clearly don't bother brushing their teeth at all.
I reckon that should be some secret default test. 25th birthday you get a knock on the door. They check your teeth and if it's clear you don't brush them, you get on the f**king truck and wake up missing.
Just keep doing it until one day people start connecting the dots. The only connection between the missing is that they never brushed their teeth. And then they realise.
It'd be like a rapture but for c**ts. |
#announce - The molar express. |  |
| Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?
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| Random irritations.. on 16:21 - Nov 4 with 2454 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Random irritations.. on 16:06 - Nov 4 by ted_hendrix |
It's getting worse by the minute, It's now the f cking BECKHAMS.
Lets honour and celebrate bastard minges and there talentless bloody po faced screeching wives.
This Country has become insane.
Just feck off and take your antiquated bullshit with you. |
Recommend the book Veterenhood by Joe Glenton
https://www.londonreviewbooksh |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 09:39 - Nov 5 with 2168 views | TheChef |
| Random irritations.. on 16:06 - Nov 4 by ted_hendrix |
It's getting worse by the minute, It's now the f cking BECKHAMS.
Lets honour and celebrate bastard minges and there talentless bloody po faced screeching wives.
This Country has become insane.
Just feck off and take your antiquated bullshit with you. |
I mean it was the lead item on the news yesterday afternoon FFS (admittedly Virgin radio), the other news items were equally vacuous. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 21:30 - Dec 4 with 1610 views | TwoHalves |
Fans who, despite the fact that their team might be losing, suddenly start shrieking with excitement and pointing when they see brief, random crowd shots of themselves on the big screen. Your team’s losing, FFS. Look miserable. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 21:43 - Dec 4 with 1561 views | CateLeBonR |
What the hell is Bryan Mbuemo doing on MasterChef. Hasn't he got enough money? I |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 22:02 - Dec 4 with 1516 views | TwoHalves |
| Random irritations.. on 15:28 - Sep 1 by PinnerPaul |
Misuse of the words 'literally' and 'unique'
As in 'That quite literally killed me' erm, clearly it didn't! and
'That is quite unique' or even worse 'That is very unique'
SOMETHING IS EITHER UNIQUE OR NOT, THERE ARE NO 'DEGREES' OF UNIQUENESS!
and breathe............................ |
Well, you’re clearly unfamiliar with the popular 1950’s Disney TV series ‘Zorro’ then, Pinner. Herewith an excerpt from the theme tune:
"He is polite, but the wicked take flight,
when they catch the sight of Zorro.
He's friend of the weak, and the poor, and the meek,
this very unique Senor Zorro."
I rest my case. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 22:13 - Dec 4 with 1487 views | TwoHalves |
| Random irritations.. on 16:11 - Feb 25 by Dave_Lazy |
Drivers that use their fog lights when there is absolutely no fog and no need to.
We can all see vehicles with the normal headlights on and don't need to be blinded by additional fog lights.
Even worse when travelling down roads with no street lights.
Turn em off and stop blinding me with your need to be seen by everyone!! |
Back in the day the Ub*r drivers used fog lights to indicate their availability for hire (allegedly). Completely illegal, of course, but hey … | | | |
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| Random irritations.. on 22:18 - Dec 4 with 1470 views | TwoHalves |
| Random irritations.. on 20:49 - Jun 16 by Mick_S |
Joggers that jog across zebra crossings.
Just keep running you t wats. |
Pedestrians that don’t at least raise a hand by way of acknowledgment when you stop for them at zebra crossings. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:53 - Dec 5 with 1258 views | Bluce_Ree |
Work's xmas meal next week. What an immense fking chore.
1) it's in the city centre (not London) and so is a ballache to get to.
2) the food will be shit because they're putting out like 500 plates that night.
3) my boss and our admin lady are perpetually late so they'll no doubt show up an hour after we're booked in for at the very least.
4) it'll probably be pissing it down.
5) just do it at lunch time on the company clock. |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 16:49 - Feb 3 with 636 views | johann28 |
Umbrellas. Why is it that a fair proportion of homo sapiens cannot be trusted with these things, and instead seem intent on using them as weapons against peace-loving raincoat wearers like myself? I've resorted to pushing the damn things away from my face when attacked, which naturally results in a full-scale argument with these cretins on the pavement.
And you'd think that those who manufacture them would be aware of this, and at least afford us some protection by, for example, having rubber tips on the ends. Nah, let's stick with metal ones sticking out for maximum eye-gouging potential. Baffling. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 17:19 - Feb 3 with 568 views | colinallcars |
| Random irritations.. on 16:49 - Feb 3 by johann28 |
Umbrellas. Why is it that a fair proportion of homo sapiens cannot be trusted with these things, and instead seem intent on using them as weapons against peace-loving raincoat wearers like myself? I've resorted to pushing the damn things away from my face when attacked, which naturally results in a full-scale argument with these cretins on the pavement.
And you'd think that those who manufacture them would be aware of this, and at least afford us some protection by, for example, having rubber tips on the ends. Nah, let's stick with metal ones sticking out for maximum eye-gouging potential. Baffling. |
Why is a brolly known to some as a “gamp” ? I know there was a Mrs Gamp in one of the Charles Dickens novels. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 17:51 - Feb 3 with 516 views | Juzzie |
Rain.
When the fk will it ever stop....... |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 21:21 - Feb 3 with 404 views | Myke |
| Random irritations.. on 17:51 - Feb 3 by Juzzie |
Rain.
When the fk will it ever stop....... |
Obikwu’s injury | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 21:38 - Feb 3 with 384 views | ChrisNW6 |
Tourists getting out of F Block before half time.
There is no direct access to the concourse, via the G block stairs, so you are supposed walk up to the back of the stand cross over and come down the G block stairs.
Last Saturday on 40mins, was like a scene from Father Ted's where the priests get stuck in the lingerie department. Heard's of tourists wandering aimlessly up and down the stairs looking for the exit. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 10:44 - Feb 4 with 217 views | TheChef |
| Random irritations.. on 17:51 - Feb 3 by Juzzie |
Rain.
When the fk will it ever stop....... |
Has stopped today.
Will start again tomorrow.
Mentioned elsewhere but the endless fkin roadworks everywhere; and in the meantime the roads seem to be dissolving in front of me with the cold and rain.
Which will mean more roadworks.
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| Random irritations.. on 11:15 - Feb 4 with 174 views | johann28 |
| Random irritations.. on 17:19 - Feb 3 by colinallcars |
Why is a brolly known to some as a “gamp” ? I know there was a Mrs Gamp in one of the Charles Dickens novels. |
Yup that's it - it derives from Charles Dickens' Martin Chuzzlewit in which Sarah Gamp often carries a large umbrella. | | | |
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