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Useless information. 12:48 - Apr 29 with 20178 viewsTheBlob

The main battle tank of France is called the Leclerc.
There's not many people know that.



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Useless information. on 23:26 - May 3 with 3808 viewsOakR

Useless information. on 23:20 - May 3 by HantsR

Some of those in Regents Park Zoo looked pretty angry to me


That's because they are soft southerners who don't like us northerners...oh wait, hold on...this is very confusing!

Poll: Will we stay up?

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Useless information. on 08:50 - May 4 with 3764 viewsMetallica_Hoop

80% of all Soviet Males born in 1923 died in WW2.


Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Useless information. on 09:17 - May 4 with 3740 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Two British players have each played for four clubs (not the same clubs) who have won the European Cup/Champions League.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Useless information. on 11:37 - May 4 with 3709 viewsade_qpr

Males of some praying mantis species can't copulate while their heads are attached. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.

No wonder I haven't seen too many male mantis porno stars.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Useless information. on 16:37 - May 4 with 3647 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Why Death by Lava Is Much Worse Than in the Movies.

Behold.


Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Useless information. on 18:20 - May 4 with 3635 viewsR_from_afar

Trilobites were the first creatures to have eyes, but those eyes were made of calcite, a type of crystal.

Leroy Fer can only sprint in the direction of the opposition's goal. A rare genetic abnormality (Phillips Syndrome, a type of chronic laziness) physically prevents him from sprinting towards his own team's goal.

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Useless information. on 17:14 - May 17 with 3569 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Otto Von Bismarck was 6ft 2" 1/2



Paul Von Hindenberg was 6ft 5"


Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Useless information. on 17:39 - May 17 with 3560 viewsBucksRanger

Octopus blood is blue.

Hippo sweat is pinky red - OK what they secrete is not really sweat, it's a pinky red oil that acts as a skin moisturiser (they are very prone to sunburn), water repellent and anti-biotic but it looks like sweat to the average passer-by.
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Useless information. on 17:54 - May 17 with 3551 viewsMrSheen

The bird we call a turkey is called a Hindi in Turkey, and a Peru in India. In Malaysia it's called a Dutch Chicken. In Egyptian Arabic it's called a Roman Chicken but in Syrian Arabic it's an Ethiopian Chicken.
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Useless information. on 18:23 - May 17 with 3547 viewsDorse

The atomic density of Plutonium is 19840 kg/m3 as a solid. This is not the fissile material Plutonium 239 used in atomic weapons.



And to all the Government agencies that have now just tuned in, I hear that Leroy Fer, Sandro and Stephen Caulker have all been seen consorting with a shadowy figure known only as 'The Claw'. Make of that what you will.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Useless information. on 18:36 - May 17 with 3528 viewsjohann28

Useless information. on 17:39 - May 17 by BucksRanger

Octopus blood is blue.

Hippo sweat is pinky red - OK what they secrete is not really sweat, it's a pinky red oil that acts as a skin moisturiser (they are very prone to sunburn), water repellent and anti-biotic but it looks like sweat to the average passer-by.


Yes, quite a few creatures have blue bloods, including lobsters, tarantulas and the common snail. This is because they are deficit in hemoglobin which, being rich in iron, makes most blood red.
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Useless information. on 19:40 - May 17 with 3515 viewsBucksRanger

Elephants, humpback whales and women are the only 3 mammals to undergo menopause.
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Useless information. on 22:51 - May 17 with 3479 viewswestealinghoop

Useless information. on 16:43 - May 3 by Konk

And the younger brother of Elton John & Stern John.


Elton John once did a cover of young, gifted and black
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Useless information. on 07:05 - May 18 with 3417 viewsjohncharles

Useless information. on 17:14 - May 17 by Metallica_Hoop

Otto Von Bismarck was 6ft 2" 1/2



Paul Von Hindenberg was 6ft 5"



The spike on the top of his helmet was to stop Zeppelins landing on his head.

Strong and stable my arse.

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Useless information. on 08:43 - May 18 with 3396 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Useless information. on 07:05 - May 18 by johncharles

The spike on the top of his helmet was to stop Zeppelins landing on his head.


Paul Von Hindenburg was 797ft 7" shorter than the Zeppelin named after him.


Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Useless information. on 09:03 - May 18 with 3388 viewsDiscodroids

1. the theme tune from ' Some Mothers Do 'Av 'Em' by Ronnie Hazlehurst features a piccolo spelling out the title in Morse code, excluding the apostrophes

--- ――― ―― - ―― ――― ― ---- - -―- --- ―-- ――― -― ---― - - ―― -―-―-―
S o m e/ m o t h e r s / d o / a v e/e m (full stop)

2. "Crabsticks" do not actually contain any crab and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them "Crab flavoured sticks".

3. country yokel, speed freak and Toilet cottager ,joe meek was the biggest selling British artist in the usa with 'telstar' until the beatles came along.

4. cocaine bought from paul beckworth in hutton Brentwood , contains zero cocaine*.
*Confirmed by Brentwood Police

5. i did read somewhere that downs syndrome members of the community have a denser bone structure coupled with 2 extra ribs and a hinge on their solar plexus allowing greater chest expansion and thus greater PSI in their death grip.
a bit like' bolo' in 'enter the dragon'.
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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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Useless information. on 09:06 - Jun 13 with 3233 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Half the worlds cork is made in Portugal.

Been brushing up on my Portugal knowledge after getting them in the sweep.


Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Useless information. on 09:12 - Jun 13 with 3221 viewsCiderwithRsie

Useless information. on 07:05 - May 18 by johncharles

The spike on the top of his helmet was to stop Zeppelins landing on his head.


Yeah, but it clearly makes your moustache go all droopy. "I gave up wearing spiked helmets and my 'tache has never been perkier, says Mr von Hindenburg of Potsdam."
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Useless information. on 09:25 - Jun 13 with 3216 viewsTheBlob

Sheep cannot play the drums and generally have no concept of anything to do with percussion instruments.

Poll: So how was the season for you?

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Useless information. on 10:10 - Jun 13 with 3189 viewskomradkirk

Billy Goats piss in their own mouths
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Useless information. on 11:18 - Jun 13 with 3164 viewshoof_hearted

The 2016 Euro logo and Mrs.Puff from SpongeBob look similar.
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Useless information. on 21:57 - Jun 14 with 3094 viewshopphoops

Useless information. on 08:50 - May 4 by Metallica_Hoop

80% of all Soviet Males born in 1923 died in WW2.



... with the result that almost no russians were born around 1945 - or a generation after that, or a generation after that...


A magnificent football club, the love of our lives, finding a way to finally have its day in the sun.
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Useless information. on 22:40 - Jun 14 with 3070 viewsflynnbo

Animals won't eat another animal struck dead by lightning.
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Useless information. on 23:28 - Jun 14 with 3045 viewsjohann28

Useless information. on 22:40 - Jun 14 by flynnbo

Animals won't eat another animal struck dead by lightning.


Yes. Predators are a bit fussy when it comes to food. Lightning is roughly 1000000 volts. So, when lightning strikes, the animal gets electrocuted, and so tastes burnt. However, scavengers (vultures and whatnot) will eat pretty much anything.
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Useless information. on 23:43 - Jun 14 with 3031 viewsDorse

Mister T's real name is Mysterious Teapot.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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