| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 818555 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:01 - Mar 4 with 10044 views | Esox_Lucius |
A lorry load of ballroom dancing costumes has overturned on the M1.
Police are advising motorists to go slow, slow, quick quick slow. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:39 - Mar 4 with 9927 views | Boston |
You know why you can’t get that tune out of your head.....coz you’re wearing a hair band. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:20 - Mar 28 with 9752 views | Esox_Lucius |
A plane coming in to land at Heathrow carrying a cargo of "Vanish" has crashed on a town just short of the runway. It's being reported that Staines has completely disappeared! | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:59 - Mar 29 with 9558 views | Boston |
One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
Floor. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 01:27 - Apr 3 with 9450 views | Boston |
Why does Bazza always post in Lower Case?
Because he can’t stand Capitalism. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:24 - Apr 5 with 9300 views | Toast_R |
I bought my girlfriend a vibrator for her birthday. She's done nothing but moan ever since. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 14:48 - Apr 5 with 9240 views | Boston |
When billionaires finally give up their private planes due to climate change guilt, will they have become well grounded? | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:51 - Apr 5 with 9192 views | Esox_Lucius |
I was up in Yorkshire looking for something to chew whilst doing some online auctioning; yes I needed some E Bay Gum. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:59 - Apr 5 with 9154 views | Boston |
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 01:46 - Apr 6 with 9095 views | Boston |
You ‘eard about the population of Ireland?
It’s doublin’. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:24 - Apr 12 with 8955 views | Esox_Lucius |
There's a new film coming out in the Bourne series.
A villain clones our hero every 60 seconds.
Its called One Bourne Every Minute. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:33 - Apr 12 with 8946 views | hubble |
My Dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that’s how he lost his job in disaster relief. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:06 - Apr 16 with 8795 views | Esox_Lucius |
A repair man from British Gas asked me the time this morning. I told him, "It is between 8am and 1pm" | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:11 - Apr 22 with 8603 views | hoopedmonkey |
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 13:31 - Apr 22 with 8576 views | johncharles |
Why didn’t Chris de Burgh cross the road ?
He was happy in the middle [Post edited 22 Apr 2019 13:32]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:47 - Apr 22 with 8546 views | FDC |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:51 - Apr 5 by Esox_Lucius |
I was up in Yorkshire looking for something to chew whilst doing some online auctioning; yes I needed some E Bay Gum. |
Why do Yorkshireman rub MDMA round their mouths? Because it's E by gum. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:23 - Apr 24 with 8414 views | Mick_S |
I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener.
I said, 'You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana.'
He said, 'No, this is for the custard.' |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:34 - Apr 24 with 8349 views | FDC |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:23 - Apr 24 by Mick_S |
I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener.
I said, 'You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana.'
He said, 'No, this is for the custard.' |
Why can't you ever find an aspirin in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat them all. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:40 - Apr 24 with 8326 views | Mick_S |
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's crosseyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's crosseyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy" | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:54 - Apr 24 with 8305 views | Nov77 |
I was watching Countdown with carol vorderman the other day and I got aroused, which is good, as that’s seven letters. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:01 - Apr 24 with 8293 views | johnhoop |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:54 - Apr 24 by Nov77 |
I was watching Countdown with carol vorderman the other day and I got aroused, which is good, as that’s seven letters. |
You should have watched it with Rachel Riley and you’d have got an erection which is eight letters. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:00 - Apr 25 with 8138 views | Esox_Lucius |
I have a Russian friend who does the microphone tests for our band before gigs; I have a Czech one too. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:07 - May 1 with 7958 views | Esox_Lucius |
There was a woman sat behind me in the Upper Loft last game and I turned to her and said "Can I smell your fanny?"
She replied no, you fücking can't".
I said "It must be your feet then" | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:25 - May 26 with 7768 views | Boston |
What's blonde and dead in the back of your closet?
The 1984 hide and seek champion. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:30 - May 26 with 7760 views | Boston |
Y'know I just discovered the woman next door is stalking me, she keeps googling my name on her computer.
I'm not mistaken, saw it through my telescope last night. | |
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