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Laws of the Game 09:35 - Apr 30 with 2757 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Shoot magazine used to have a postbag where kids would write in proposing new LOTG. Bless them, they'd propose stuff like three teams playing each other at the same time on a triangular pitch with three goals (mind you, imagine beating Chelsea and Luton on the same day!). I never knew who to feel sorrier for; the kids or the poor journo who'd have to read them and reply in a serious tone.

So anyway, when football comes back you can introduce one new rule. What is it?


"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Laws of the Game on 13:47 - Apr 30 with 960 viewsted_hendrix

Any player caught feigning injury has to continue the rest of the game playing stark naked apart from wearing an ill-fitting bowler hat. (no boots, totally buff).
Said player is also not permitted to be subbed or head the ball.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Laws of the Game on 14:03 - Apr 30 with 942 viewscolinallcars

Any team that starts the match with players that have beards, tattoos or silly haircuts starts with a three goal handicap.
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Laws of the Game on 14:09 - Apr 30 with 938 viewswood_hoop

Laws of the Game on 14:03 - Apr 30 by colinallcars

Any team that starts the match with players that have beards, tattoos or silly haircuts starts with a three goal handicap.


and pastel coloured football boots, especially pink, that should be -5 goals
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Laws of the Game on 14:20 - Apr 30 with 927 views2Thomas2Bowles

Laws of the Game on 13:28 - Apr 30 by PinnerPaul

Good point Brian but no one and I do mean no one outside referee appointments officers call us Assistant Referees!


NM
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 14:21]

When willl this CV nightmare end
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Laws of the Game on 14:21 - Apr 30 with 923 views2Thomas2Bowles

Laws of the Game on 13:26 - Apr 30 by PinnerPaul

Bad news on the subs, IFAB have just said that competitions will be able to allow 5 subs until the end of 2020/21 - just to be clear up to each competition/league if they adopt this or not.


Bastards

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Laws of the Game on 14:46 - Apr 30 with 910 viewsPinnerPaul

Laws of the Game on 13:39 - Apr 30 by easthertsr

If a player commits a 'professional' foul a goal is awarded to the opposition. It would stop any player from doing it!


Like a 'Penalty Try' in Rugby?

Yes it would have to be a VERY obvious 'goalscoring opportunity' but that could work.
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Laws of the Game on 14:53 - Apr 30 with 902 viewsloftboy

I would like to go back to the time that only a serious tackle was a yellow, when I started going to football you’d be lucky if one player got booked in a game.

Nourry out
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Laws of the Game on 16:41 - Apr 30 with 861 viewsQPR_John

Laws of the Game on 10:20 - Apr 30 by 2Thomas2Bowles

If I could add a couple more.

No play-offs. it's utterly unfair. just 3 up 3 down.

All league games played 3 O'clock Saturdays, midweek 7.30 Tuesday/Wednesday.


Agree about no play-offs. A sprint should never decide a marathon. Also goal kicks from the side of the goal the ball went off. Current law allows time wasting.
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Laws of the Game on 17:00 - Apr 30 with 842 viewsEastR

Laws of the Game on 11:13 - Apr 30 by BrianMcCarthy

Apart from the idea of giving a jetpack to one player on each team (which I still think is a runner), I 'd like to see an experiment where you have to leave one or maybe two players in the opposing half to stop Mourinhoball.

Pro: It would reward better passing teams as they exploit the spaces.

Cons: It might encourage long balls being hoofed up to the two attackers and it might need a tweak on the offside rule i.e. if the defence can play offside just inside their half then the two attackers would be offside automatically.


yes, only allow offside beyond the 18yd box on the defensive side

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Laws of the Game on 17:33 - Apr 30 with 819 viewsCiderwithRsie

Laws of the Game on 12:15 - Apr 30 by MrSheen

Worth considering for extra time, compulsory binoculars. Come on you SuperHoops!



Help bring back the magic of the Cup. Get rid of 11 v 11.

[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 12:19]


In early days of professional cricket I believe that quite often there were matches between XI top players vs larger amateur sides.

I genuinely think that Associate nations being groomed for Test status (e.g. Afghanistan) would benefit from being allowed to play a few one-off (non-Test) long-form matches vs Test teams (or eg the England Lions) with extra players - they'd have a better chance of posting a halfway competitive score for the bowlers to defend and they would get a more experienced pool of players.

Opening rounds of the World Cup could give Associate nations a couple of extra fielders vs the top sides
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Laws of the Game on 20:37 - Apr 30 with 782 viewsDannyPaddox

I’d like to see the klaxon rule implemented. At every game at an undesignated moment a klaxon sounds and then for five minutes the game is played under klaxon law in which there are no rules and anything is permitted, absolutely anything. The only rule is if anyone scores, the score is counted, and the other team has to kick off. But under klaxon law they wouldn’t have to wait for the other team to be ready and in their own half. The referee has to remain adjudicating just for goals and kick offs. The assistants are not needed and can have a quick cup of tea if they wish. When the klaxon blows a second time, the players revert to the normal rules of the game. At the end of the season the player who has scored the most goals during klaxon time is awarded the klaxon boot. A boot fashioned in the shape of a klaxon.
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Laws of the Game on 21:23 - Apr 30 with 766 viewsTomS

Okay, nobody else wants to say it but I will. It's the elephant in the room, the stating the bleedin' obvious, the game changer. Get rid of the offside rule, it's stupid!

There, I've said it. May I be struck down for blasphemy. Bring on the dissenters.
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Laws of the Game on 08:50 - May 1 with 718 viewsLoftgirl

Laws of the Game on 13:29 - Apr 30 by PinnerPaul

Sin Bins for dissent already in place in all grassroots football below a certain level. & laws also allow any competition to use them for all or some offences if they want to.
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 13:30]


A sin bin would be great for Rooney and the like. They would get so much rest they could play until they're 50.
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Laws of the Game on 08:52 - May 1 with 711 viewsLoftgirl

Laws of the Game on 14:03 - Apr 30 by colinallcars

Any team that starts the match with players that have beards, tattoos or silly haircuts starts with a three goal handicap.


Or a hair weave.
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Laws of the Game on 09:49 - May 1 with 676 viewswood_hoop

Laws of the Game on 13:29 - Apr 30 by PinnerPaul

Sin Bins for dissent already in place in all grassroots football below a certain level. & laws also allow any competition to use them for all or some offences if they want to.
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 13:30]


I didn't know that, have they been around for long ?

i know it does take a few seasons for some law changes to filter through to the top leagues.
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Laws of the Game on 16:30 - May 1 with 645 viewsPinnerPaul

Laws of the Game on 09:49 - May 1 by wood_hoop

I didn't know that, have they been around for long ?

i know it does take a few seasons for some law changes to filter through to the top leagues.


They are an option in the laws but not compulsory - up to individual FAs/Comps if and how they use them.
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Laws of the Game on 17:14 - May 1 with 621 viewsTwoHalves

Rush goalies!
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Laws of the Game on 17:38 - May 1 with 604 viewsqprxtc

Brian Law is Welsh.

Brian Laws is not.

That’s the Law(s) of the game.
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Laws of the Game on 18:00 - May 1 with 593 viewsMiss_Terraces

Rules from the 70s plus the pass back to the goalkeeper rule.

Every player that has massively shown themselves up, in this pandemic has their contract annulled and banned from professional football.

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Laws of the Game on 18:09 - May 1 with 583 viewscolinallcars

Laws of the Game on 18:00 - May 1 by Miss_Terraces

Rules from the 70s plus the pass back to the goalkeeper rule.

Every player that has massively shown themselves up, in this pandemic has their contract annulled and banned from professional football.


Agree on the way some footballers have behaved during the crisis. Some of them have been complete rissoles.
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Laws of the Game on 18:21 - May 1 with 569 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Laws of the Game on 20:37 - Apr 30 by DannyPaddox

I’d like to see the klaxon rule implemented. At every game at an undesignated moment a klaxon sounds and then for five minutes the game is played under klaxon law in which there are no rules and anything is permitted, absolutely anything. The only rule is if anyone scores, the score is counted, and the other team has to kick off. But under klaxon law they wouldn’t have to wait for the other team to be ready and in their own half. The referee has to remain adjudicating just for goals and kick offs. The assistants are not needed and can have a quick cup of tea if they wish. When the klaxon blows a second time, the players revert to the normal rules of the game. At the end of the season the player who has scored the most goals during klaxon time is awarded the klaxon boot. A boot fashioned in the shape of a klaxon.


So far, this is the only suggestion that has been passed by the LFW LOTG committee.

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Laws of the Game on 00:14 - May 2 with 518 viewsLoftgirl

Laws of the Game on 17:14 - May 1 by TwoHalves

Rush goalies!


Jumpers for goalposts.
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Laws of the Game on 10:17 - May 2 with 476 viewsloftboy

Laws of the Game on 17:14 - May 1 by TwoHalves

Rush goalies!


We do have rush goalies, hence Michael Robinson’s 50 yarder against Chelsea .

Nourry out
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