| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? 10:30 - Jan 31 with 5367 views | Konk |
I'm changing my name to Jizz Hornkamp, first thing on Monday morning. Such a great name. |  |
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 09:13 - Feb 1 with 1142 views | TW_R |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:18 - Jan 31 by Northernr |
Orlando City have a Randy Mendoza we could use to form a pretty potent right sided partnership with him. |
Boggles the mind thinking of having Randy shouting "Jizz, backdoor, backdoor". |  | | |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 09:15 - Feb 1 with 1137 views | TW_R |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 14:46 - Jan 31 by MrSheen |
I was reading an obituary of Hughroy Currie, who was briefly British Heavyweight Boxing Champion in the 80s. It mentioned he had beaten a Zimbabwean champion called Proud Kilimanjaro, which is a pretty good name. However, it was put in the shade by one of Proud’s early opponents, according to Wikipedia, Jukebox Timebomb. |
They were waiting for Jukebox to go off at any time. | | | |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:13 - Feb 1 with 1100 views | MrSheen |
Apparently Manchester City have made a bid for Fluminense's teenager Kayky. If they're turned down, will they go after Breddy?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/55882192 |  | | |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 12:05 - Feb 1 with 1078 views | DannyPaddox |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:13 - Feb 1 by MrSheen |
Apparently Manchester City have made a bid for Fluminense's teenager Kayky. If they're turned down, will they go after Breddy?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/55882192 |
I wonder if Cakebread had butterfingers? |  | | |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 12:11 - Feb 1 with 1070 views | Discodroids |
I remember as a kid, Eric Morcambe having fits of giggles on the 1982 ITV World cup panel everytime John Helm mentioned Spanish winger Lopez U Fart'e
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 16:12 - Feb 1 with 997 views | elnombre |
Pleased to see this young man getting a run-out against Chelsea yesterday:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Mumbongo
His wiki page describes him as 'of Congolese descent', but deftly skirts the question of his fruit-based drink preference (as perhaps should we); I believe Bramhults is the big brand in his native Sweden. |  | | |
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