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Songs for 'new' players 09:28 - May 18 with 4454 viewsngbqpr

Hands up who has drifted off every so often from Nick & Andy's words of wisdom, and begun to wonder what songs will emerge for all those players yet to play in front of crowds.

"We've got a big fkin Dutchman" seems like a given for JDW.

But what of Dieng & Dickie, Dykes & Willock? Have Kakay and Wallace done enough to earn songs now? Who might replace Nico in the Charlie song (if he signs)?

Who will earn one of those rare but coveted special ditties, rather than the formulaic "there's only one xxx"?

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Songs for 'new' players on 22:36 - May 18 with 1243 viewsHastings_Hoops

“He’s one of our own” - another obvious one for uncs
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Songs for 'new' players on 00:02 - May 19 with 1187 viewsBoston

Jordy Jordy hallelujah...

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Songs for 'new' players on 00:12 - May 19 with 1176 viewsBoston

Oh Dickie you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind,
Hey Dickie, hey Dickie

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Songs for 'new' players on 00:34 - May 19 with 1161 viewsMrSheen

Songs for 'new' players on 00:12 - May 19 by Boston

Oh Dickie you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind,
Hey Dickie, hey Dickie


There was a boy from Yeovil Town
His name was Alfie Lloyd
He played his junior football
In a league most scouts avoid

His talent was well hidden
Occasionally revealed
When he dribbled from the halfway line
Across a cabbage field

The parasites came calling
They came from near and far
He told them to go f**k themselves
And signed for QPR

So listen to his message
Don’t fall for the first carrot
Or you’ll be playing lower leagues
You’ll be the next Dean Parrett
[Post edited 19 May 2021 8:59]
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Songs for 'new' players on 00:48 - May 19 with 1155 viewsB_Wad

Sung to the tune of "Who the F*** is Alice?"

He'll charge down the flank and block you at our door
He's our Scot and we don't need any more
He's Lee Wallace, Wallace, He's our F***N Wallace
[Post edited 19 May 2021 0:48]
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Songs for 'new' players on 00:48 - May 19 with 1145 viewsBoston

Songs for 'new' players on 00:34 - May 19 by MrSheen

There was a boy from Yeovil Town
His name was Alfie Lloyd
He played his junior football
In a league most scouts avoid

His talent was well hidden
Occasionally revealed
When he dribbled from the halfway line
Across a cabbage field

The parasites came calling
They came from near and far
He told them to go f**k themselves
And signed for QPR

So listen to his message
Don’t fall for the first carrot
Or you’ll be playing lower leagues
You’ll be the next Dean Parrett
[Post edited 19 May 2021 8:59]


Have you considered cutting mushrooms from your diet?

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Songs for 'new' players on 08:05 - May 19 with 1070 viewsMrSheen

To the tune of Jolene:
Jordy
Jordy
Jordy
Jordyyyyyyyy
He hates Brentford, Fulham and Chelsea
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Songs for 'new' players on 09:50 - May 19 with 1019 viewsizlingtonhoop

Songs for 'new' players on 08:05 - May 19 by MrSheen

To the tune of Jolene:
Jordy
Jordy
Jordy
Jordyyyyyyyy
He hates Brentford, Fulham and Chelsea


Todd Kane,
Todd Kane,
Todd Kane.
Todd Kay ay ane
Get a cross in, we all know you can...
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Songs for 'new' players on 10:24 - May 19 with 998 viewsBAWHoops

If we don't sing

'We've got the biggest Dickie in the league'

I don't want to come next seasons

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Songs for 'new' players on 11:29 - May 19 with 957 viewsTomS

Ooooh precious moments...
When Willock skins you, again...
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Songs for 'new' players on 12:14 - May 19 with 924 viewsEsox_Lucius

We've got a Belgian Chair on the pitch...

The grass is always greener.

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Songs for 'new' players on 13:16 - May 19 with 891 viewslondonscottish

Songs for 'new' players on 22:21 - May 18 by Dorse

I'm a Barbet girl?


LOLZ

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(No subject) (n/t) on 16:31 - May 19 with 853 viewsbrewers_hoop

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Songs for 'new' players on 00:58 - May 20 with 801 viewsCiderwithRsie

He comes from Planet Chair
I know he comes from there
He drives a Plymouth Satellite
A-Faster than the speed of light

OK, I know it makes no sense, it's a B-52s chant, what do you expect?

PS Chrissy Willock for Nico Kranjcar, shurely?
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Songs for 'new' players on 08:39 - May 20 with 771 viewsstevec

Hit ‘im on the arse, hit ‘im on the arse,
Hit ‘im on the arse with a Todd Kane cross
Oh yeah, Oh yeah
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Songs for 'new' players on 22:15 - May 24 with 618 viewsB_Wad

Lonergan...naturally.
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