| Caption Competition? 08:48 - Sep 16 with 3830 views | Dorse |
'I swear to you Sincs, two blue pills and it went about this big for 4 hours. It was frankly exhausting...' |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Caption Competition? on 08:50 - Sep 16 with 3816 views | Nushnool |
“Next time I want you to score from this far out.”
“But I don’t do long range goals, gaffer!” |  | | |
| Caption Competition? on 08:52 - Sep 16 with 3808 views | kernowhoop |
I have only one thing to say...'Priapism'. |  | | |
| Caption Competition? on 09:13 - Sep 16 with 3767 views | bosh67 |
No, that is right we kick the ball between those posts at the Loft End. Do it for me Sinclair and you'll go down in history as being the first player to score one at that end in the last 50 years I think? |  |
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| Caption Competition? on 09:23 - Sep 16 with 3746 views | dmm |
Honestly gaffer, that's not how you play scissors, paper, stone. |  | | |
| Caption Competition? on 10:40 - Sep 16 with 3685 views | Jules4367 |
Believe me Sinc, it's catching on and in a couple of years, when we are in the Premiership, you all will have hair this long! | | | |
| Caption Competition? on 10:40 - Sep 16 with 3683 views | Jules4367 |
But boss, I think you are wrong- not even those two members of the Board know what they are doing! | | | |
| Caption Competition? on 10:43 - Sep 16 with 3676 views | Jules4367 |
Gaffer, are you sure that we should put our smaller defenders marking their taller players at corners? | | | |
| Caption Competition? on 10:45 - Sep 16 with 3669 views | Jules4367 |
But boss, really, I tell you- it doesn't matter how hard you try and explain it, I don't think the rest of the team will understand that we have to get the ball over the head of the first defender when crossing the ball | | | |
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| Caption Competition? on 10:48 - Sep 16 with 3661 views | Jules4367 |
Please boss, you shouldn't be conducting the crowd singing 'Gareth Ainsworth's blue army!" | | | |
| Caption Competition? on 10:51 - Sep 16 with 3654 views | Jules4367 |
Boss, please, trying to find another decent striker in the crowd by playing eeny meeny miny mo is NOT going to work! | | | |
| Caption Competition? on 10:54 - Sep 16 with 3649 views | Jules4367 |
Sincs, it's ok, I think we may finish 20th or even 19th | | | |
| Caption Competition? on 11:47 - Sep 16 with 3592 views | Hoopsie |
Trust me when a chance comes you only have this much opening to put the ball in
You serious gaffer? I can hardly see! |  |
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| Caption Competition? on 12:00 - Sep 16 with 3572 views | cyprusmel |
Not calling you a liar Boss, but sticklebacks don't grow that big ! | | | |
| Caption Competition? on 12:04 - Sep 16 with 3553 views | DavieQPR |
'Lost a contact lens. Okay, how many fingers have I got up?'
'Blimey, I'm paralysed as well'. |  | | |
| Caption Competition? on 14:39 - Sep 16 with 3469 views | Monkey_Roots |
GA: Holidaaaaaay iiiiiiiinnn
Sincs: Say whaaaaat?!? |  | | |
| Caption Competition? on 00:26 - Sep 17 with 3307 views | stainrods_elbow |
'What was that Man U song about Lukaku? "Romelu Lukaku, he's our Belgian genius, he's got a twenty four inch penis?" The way you play, I bet yours is at least this long!"'
'Gaffer, gaffer, don't you realise you're still on mic? I think you'd best give Ron Atkinson a call!' [Post edited 17 Sep 2023 0:36]
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| Caption Competition? on 03:27 - Sep 17 with 3279 views | HAYESBOY |
That couldn't have been a red card, Colback's legs are only this long. |  |
| Smells like a trout farm in here |
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| Caption Competition? on 11:38 - Sep 17 with 3194 views | GaryT |
"One day lad, all this will be yours"
"What, the curtains?" |  | | |
| Caption Competition? on 12:12 - Sep 17 with 3171 views | DaBurgh |
I was never off side that many times.
Yep, minimum this much. |  |
| When you reach the place beyond thoughts, the only thing you'll find is love and the only purpose of life becomes to ease the suffering of others.
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| Caption Competition? on 15:36 - Sep 17 with 3098 views | Esox_Lucius |
| Caption Competition? on 12:12 - Sep 17 by DaBurgh |
I was never off side that many times.
Yep, minimum this much. |
"Right, let's go through this again... Near... Far" |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Caption Competition? on 09:46 - Sep 18 with 2979 views | CateLeBonR |
"Whichy handy hidey bally?" |  | | |
| Caption Competition? on 10:16 - Sep 18 with 2927 views | bosh67 |
Boss, I'm not sure that 1% possession in each half is going to win us that many games? | |
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| Caption Competition? on 10:26 - Sep 18 with 2914 views | Mick_S |
Loft end.
Goal please.
Someone.
Anyone. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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