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I was fully intending on taking the Loft, but when I left the pub, I was ambushed by the Met. They stuck me in a bubble and escorted me to the ground surrounded by police vans, mounted police, dog units, the Thames River police in a hovercraft, BTP and a battalion of TA reservists. All that with a police helicopter flying directly overhead, shining a spotlight on me. Yes, I’m tidy in a ruck, but that struck me as overkill. They’d no doubt consider they had a result, though, as I just kept my nut down and watched the game from my allotted seat without attempting any incursions into home areas. Modern football is sh it.
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Did Konk Take The Loft? on 09:19 - Oct 2 with 4261 views
I was fully intending on taking the Loft, but when I left the pub, I was ambushed by the Met. They stuck me in a bubble and escorted me to the ground surrounded by police vans, mounted police, dog units, the Thames River police in a hovercraft, BTP and a battalion of TA reservists. All that with a police helicopter flying directly overhead, shining a spotlight on me. Yes, I’m tidy in a ruck, but that struck me as overkill. They’d no doubt consider they had a result, though, as I just kept my nut down and watched the game from my allotted seat without attempting any incursions into home areas. Modern football is sh it.
Phew ! That was lucky. Did you buy a QPR Lottery ticket ?? The prize was a mahoosive £482. Its like Fulham 2000 all over again.
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Did Konk Take The Loft? on 21:42 - Oct 3 with 3909 views
I was fully intending on taking the Loft, but when I left the pub, I was ambushed by the Met. They stuck me in a bubble and escorted me to the ground surrounded by police vans, mounted police, dog units, the Thames River police in a hovercraft, BTP and a battalion of TA reservists. All that with a police helicopter flying directly overhead, shining a spotlight on me. Yes, I’m tidy in a ruck, but that struck me as overkill. They’d no doubt consider they had a result, though, as I just kept my nut down and watched the game from my allotted seat without attempting any incursions into home areas. Modern football is sh it.
Well despite constantly losing to Your lot and the other lot every time we are on kin sky the game s are usually very good cracking atmosphere I for one hope the derby games continue .... be nice if we won a few I mean the missed penalties do help!!
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Did Konk Take The Loft? on 22:48 - Oct 3 with 3820 views
I was fully intending on taking the Loft, but when I left the pub, I was ambushed by the Met. They stuck me in a bubble and escorted me to the ground surrounded by police vans, mounted police, dog units, the Thames River police in a hovercraft, BTP and a battalion of TA reservists. All that with a police helicopter flying directly overhead, shining a spotlight on me. Yes, I’m tidy in a ruck, but that struck me as overkill. They’d no doubt consider they had a result, though, as I just kept my nut down and watched the game from my allotted seat without attempting any incursions into home areas. Modern football is sh it.
You okay Konk?
I think there is only one way to stop your team beating mine and that is to laser gun the Sky satellite out of existence. With that done we may occasionally scrape a draw.
Having met Konk for the first time on Friday night, interrupting him smashing the Thai kitchen up in the Crown shouting something about vengeance for Paul Bracewell, I can confirm that he is a proper hard bstrd and we should all be very afraid.
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Did Konk Take The Loft? on 06:53 - Oct 4 with 3654 views
Did Konk Take The Loft? on 22:48 - Oct 3 by bosh67
You okay Konk?
I think there is only one way to stop your team beating mine and that is to laser gun the Sky satellite out of existence. With that done we may occasionally scrape a draw.
I’m fine mate - As Clive says, I had a bit of a fall-out with the kitchen staff over portion sizes and smashed the gaff up a bit - but it was against like-minded lads, so i’m not sure why the Old Bill had to get involved. The Thai mob started off quite meek and mild, offered to throw in a free pudding, but they’d taken liberties with the Pad Thai, so I had no option but to take it to them or lose face. Mayhem. There must have been forty blokes working in that kitchen. They were actually game as fu ck - came at me with knives, woks, a massive fuc king ladle; all sorts. We were probably only going at it for an hour or something, but it felt longer. Respect to the Thai mob for putting up a decent, but ultimately futile fight.
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Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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Did Konk Take The Loft? on 06:57 - Oct 4 with 3648 views
Did Konk Take The Loft? on 09:19 - Oct 2 by smegma
Phew ! That was lucky. Did you buy a QPR Lottery ticket ?? The prize was a mahoosive £482. Its like Fulham 2000 all over again.
More like Cottage Chance with the Dad from the Oxo adverts or Ralph McTell doing the draw. Good times - your chance to win a night in a 3 star hotel, two miles from where you live. Who needs Euromillions?
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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Did Konk Take The Loft? on 07:29 - Oct 4 with 3606 views
I’m fine mate - As Clive says, I had a bit of a fall-out with the kitchen staff over portion sizes and smashed the gaff up a bit - but it was against like-minded lads, so i’m not sure why the Old Bill had to get involved. The Thai mob started off quite meek and mild, offered to throw in a free pudding, but they’d taken liberties with the Pad Thai, so I had no option but to take it to them or lose face. Mayhem. There must have been forty blokes working in that kitchen. They were actually game as fu ck - came at me with knives, woks, a massive fuc king ladle; all sorts. We were probably only going at it for an hour or something, but it felt longer. Respect to the Thai mob for putting up a decent, but ultimately futile fight.
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You were at it for an hour with a massive Thai lady? Proper long time respect mate.
Did Konk Take The Loft? on 22:49 - Oct 3 by Northernr
Having met Konk for the first time on Friday night, interrupting him smashing the Thai kitchen up in the Crown shouting something about vengeance for Paul Bracewell, I can confirm that he is a proper hard bstrd and we should all be very afraid.
Clive, did you belatedly hand the young aristocrat AKA red troosered Fugham Top Boy Scarlet Pimpernell with the big nose and the silk handkerchief, the 48 carat Golden 3-ply Dennis Wise Bog Roll award as Loft For Words Poster Of The Year 2012?
It's all true then about Konk Rupert Marcus Sebastian Tarquin Cholmondley Featherstonehaugh the 5th?
And you did leave his Russian butler Anton loitering outside The C &S? Duly establishing due #Protocol and#Precedent. #DerbyEtiquette
Five foot three eyes like pee On his Bristol Gap Yah and shreiks like Lord Snooty
I recommend a study of the history of Lord Snooty, in the Beano comic. For most of his 52-year career, Lord “Snooty” (full title: Marmaduke, Earl of Bunkerton) rebelled against his background. “Son of a Duke But Always Pally With the Beezer Kids of Ash-can Alley”, Snooty joined the Ash-can Alley gang for adventures. They deferred to him, and made him their leader. Before long, Snooty was masterminding freelance operations against the Nazis — dropping germs on them, for instance, so that Hitler had to write to “der Great Lord Snooty” (“mine moustache is coming out in purple spots”) and beg for mercy. In peacetime, he waged relentless war against the rival “Gasworks Gang”, a group of ill-favoured yobs who looked like John Prescott and Ed Balls. Snooty was a popular hero. He triumphed because he shared the sufferings of his comrades while adding the gentlemanly virtues which they lacked. He is the ideal role model for David Cameron. In 1990, however, Lord Snooty was dropped by the Beano. Recently, the paper has brought back a character called Lord Snooty III. He is a repulsive boy who wallows in wealth, hits his butler and says things like “I was watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire? to laugh at the poor.” The Etonian Mr Cameron cannot avoid being Lord Snooty. The trick is to prove that he is the right one.
'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.."
Love,Peace and Fook Chelski!
More like 20StoneOfHoop now.
Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner.
Pass the cake and pies please.
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Did Konk Take The Loft? on 10:40 - Oct 4 with 3411 views
Did Konk Take The Loft? on 07:55 - Oct 4 by 18StoneOfHoop
Clive, did you belatedly hand the young aristocrat AKA red troosered Fugham Top Boy Scarlet Pimpernell with the big nose and the silk handkerchief, the 48 carat Golden 3-ply Dennis Wise Bog Roll award as Loft For Words Poster Of The Year 2012?
It's all true then about Konk Rupert Marcus Sebastian Tarquin Cholmondley Featherstonehaugh the 5th?
And you did leave his Russian butler Anton loitering outside The C &S? Duly establishing due #Protocol and#Precedent. #DerbyEtiquette
Five foot three eyes like pee On his Bristol Gap Yah and shreiks like Lord Snooty
I recommend a study of the history of Lord Snooty, in the Beano comic. For most of his 52-year career, Lord “Snooty” (full title: Marmaduke, Earl of Bunkerton) rebelled against his background. “Son of a Duke But Always Pally With the Beezer Kids of Ash-can Alley”, Snooty joined the Ash-can Alley gang for adventures. They deferred to him, and made him their leader. Before long, Snooty was masterminding freelance operations against the Nazis — dropping germs on them, for instance, so that Hitler had to write to “der Great Lord Snooty” (“mine moustache is coming out in purple spots”) and beg for mercy. In peacetime, he waged relentless war against the rival “Gasworks Gang”, a group of ill-favoured yobs who looked like John Prescott and Ed Balls. Snooty was a popular hero. He triumphed because he shared the sufferings of his comrades while adding the gentlemanly virtues which they lacked. He is the ideal role model for David Cameron. In 1990, however, Lord Snooty was dropped by the Beano. Recently, the paper has brought back a character called Lord Snooty III. He is a repulsive boy who wallows in wealth, hits his butler and says things like “I was watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire? to laugh at the poor.” The Etonian Mr Cameron cannot avoid being Lord Snooty. The trick is to prove that he is the right one.
Did Konk Take The Loft? on 17:17 - Oct 4 by A40Bosh
When I found out how old he actually is I was amazed. He looks only a couple of years older than his kid. That is so unfair!!!
I have often wondered which are the LFW posters on here at games. A guy sat in front of me last friday and opened up a packet of pineapple slices which i thought was weird ,but then i wondered if he posted on LFW..? Who would eat pineapple at a football match?
Occasional providers of half decent House music.
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Did Konk Take The Loft? on 18:08 - Oct 4 with 3025 views
Did Konk Take The Loft? on 17:50 - Oct 4 by PunteR
I have often wondered which are the LFW posters on here at games. A guy sat in front of me last friday and opened up a packet of pineapple slices which i thought was weird ,but then i wondered if he posted on LFW..? Who would eat pineapple at a football match?
Did Konk Take The Loft? on 17:50 - Oct 4 by PunteR
I have often wondered which are the LFW posters on here at games. A guy sat in front of me last friday and opened up a packet of pineapple slices which i thought was weird ,but then i wondered if he posted on LFW..? Who would eat pineapple at a football match?
I'm more easily spotted when Darren Deadman is refereeing.
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Did Konk Take The Loft? on 23:08 - Oct 4 with 2880 views
I’m fine mate - As Clive says, I had a bit of a fall-out with the kitchen staff over portion sizes and smashed the gaff up a bit - but it was against like-minded lads, so i’m not sure why the Old Bill had to get involved. The Thai mob started off quite meek and mild, offered to throw in a free pudding, but they’d taken liberties with the Pad Thai, so I had no option but to take it to them or lose face. Mayhem. There must have been forty blokes working in that kitchen. They were actually game as fu ck - came at me with knives, woks, a massive fuc king ladle; all sorts. We were probably only going at it for an hour or something, but it felt longer. Respect to the Thai mob for putting up a decent, but ultimately futile fight.
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