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Strange surnames (other than Chair) 00:49 - Aug 9 with 15593 viewsJAPRANGERS

Chair is a strange surname for person to have is it not?

Some other weird surnames:

Cock
Hickinbottom
Handcock
Haggard
Daft
Shufflebottom
Grave
Stranger
Jelly
Slow
Crankshaw
Onion
Willy
Pigg
Poor
Paddy
Hustler
Hickinbotham
Glasscock
Nutter
Bottom
Winterbottom

(from http://metro.co.uk/2006/08/31/silliest-surnames-in-britain-236450/)

Imagine being at Secondary school with a surname like Glasscock!

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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 11:55 - Aug 9 with 2823 viewsaston_hoop

Also, I will never ever get bored of this guy


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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 11:58 - Aug 9 with 2815 viewsMrSheen

I had a work meeting with a Dr Michela W@nka. A difficult hour.
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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 12:02 - Aug 9 with 2806 viewsMick_S


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 12:09 - Aug 9 with 2786 viewsnewgolddream

How bout Bill Sex?? County footballer for Kildare.
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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 12:33 - Aug 9 with 2758 viewsDWQPR

Once had a client named Clive Oliver Jones. Nothing funny about that name until you saw his credit card with the name C O JONES, especially when presented in Spain, where cojones means bóllocks.

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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 12:39 - Aug 9 with 2744 viewsrobith

A mate of mine went to school with a Hugh Man and a Wing Man

This was always a good source of fun on which they featured regularly

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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 12:40 - Aug 9 with 2743 viewsenfieldargh

Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 12:33 - Aug 9 by DWQPR

Once had a client named Clive Oliver Jones. Nothing funny about that name until you saw his credit card with the name C O JONES, especially when presented in Spain, where cojones means bóllocks.


I was about 19 and my manageress was a gorgeous Blonde called Theresa Green.

Had to choose my moments when I could leave my desk as I had permanent horn all day

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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 12:47 - Aug 9 with 2733 viewsR_from_afar

I used to work with someone called Troy C0ck!

My favourite, though, is Frank Fang, another work contact.

A former colleague could not get over the fact that a colleague was called Sarah Bytheway.

Oh, and I used to know someone called Simon Warr.

My own surname is quite long and has been mispelled and mispronounced many a time. When I used to play colts cricket, the team mate in charge of sending the match reviews to the local 'paper used to deliberately spell it wrongly every time LOL

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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 12:51 - Aug 9 with 2728 viewsLunarJetman

Many years ago I used to play sunday league football and one year we got to a final of some cup competition or other. In the opposition team that day and listed in the programme was an player called Lloyd Skull....
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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 13:06 - Aug 9 with 2706 viewsonlyrinmoray

I was in my sons golf club yesterday (hes a greenkeeper ) on the competitions winners board was engraved in gold A COW.. an unfortunate name if ever I saw one
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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 13:06 - Aug 9 with 2706 viewsW7Ranger

Indian kid at school called Kameljit!

2 overseas work colleagues...

Fanny Fann (Chinese)

Randy Lovelady (American chap!)
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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 14:10 - Aug 9 with 2675 viewswelwynranger

Shittu and Doudo
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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 14:33 - Aug 9 with 2648 viewscolinallcars

To steer things back to respectability, I used to work with a bloke who had the magnificent name of Warwick Horlock.
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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 15:08 - Aug 9 with 2625 viewsloftboy

Used to give this bloke hell when we were kids, can't believe he's still around, used to put dogshit in brown paper bags on his doorstep and set fire to it
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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 15:16 - Aug 9 with 2615 viewsBoston

Football related....Tony Woodcock. Presume he lost it in a tackle.

Employee of the then DHSS at one of the Essex branches...Wolf Pack.

Back to school days....son of Indian immigrants to the U.K. Parents changed their impossible to pronounce last name to something that looked a bit like it, Shakespeare. Then called their eldest boy William.

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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 17:41 - Aug 9 with 2547 viewssmegma

Kid in my class had the surname Godknows.
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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 18:51 - Aug 9 with 2506 viewsFredManRave

Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 12:33 - Aug 9 by DWQPR

Once had a client named Clive Oliver Jones. Nothing funny about that name until you saw his credit card with the name C O JONES, especially when presented in Spain, where cojones means bóllocks.


I literally came across a client yesterday for the first time whose name was Fani Vacaflor. As if that wasn't enough chortle material her surname translates from Spanish to Cowflower.

Also have a client called Rosa Cúnto and as you know Rosa is Spanish for either Rose or Pink.
[Post edited 9 Aug 2017 20:34]

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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 19:56 - Aug 9 with 2485 viewsted_hendrix

One of the doctors at our surgery is Dr Stiff (I kid you not).

I wrote to Thames Water a few years ago requesting drawings of the water mains around my house, I got a reply from the services Manager who's name was Mr Water.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 21:30 - Aug 9 with 2449 viewsFredManRave

Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 19:56 - Aug 9 by ted_hendrix

One of the doctors at our surgery is Dr Stiff (I kid you not).

I wrote to Thames Water a few years ago requesting drawings of the water mains around my house, I got a reply from the services Manager who's name was Mr Water.


Does he have little fingers?!

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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 21:48 - Aug 9 with 2441 viewsBoston

Through business, I've recently got to know a Real Estate Agent called Brent Cross.

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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 21:52 - Aug 9 with 2438 viewsHunterhoop

There was someone who used services my company provided at a major bank. Her name:
Gigi Szucs.
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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 22:00 - Aug 9 with 2434 viewsCiderwithRsie

Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 11:04 - Aug 9 by JacksDad

Used to work with a guy called Hiscock, Paul Hiscock ..... not so much a name .. more a direction in a p0rn movie


That's nothing, I met a bloke in Ireland with that same surname.

First name Ulick.

(True story)
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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 22:07 - Aug 9 with 2424 viewsMistication92

There was a Paul Glasscock at my school.

You could always see when he was coming.
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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 22:22 - Aug 9 with 2410 viewsrrrspricey

Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 22:00 - Aug 9 by CiderwithRsie

That's nothing, I met a bloke in Ireland with that same surname.

First name Ulick.

(True story)


Work for a large company with 1m + customers among which are a Mr and Mrs ©unti and one Mrs Tickler, first name Fanny
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Strange surnames (other than Chair) on 22:23 - Aug 9 with 2409 viewsBoston

How come we all used to know people with odd names. Where are they now?

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