| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 1134819 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 01:48 - Jan 6 with 1318 views | Boston |
Polish mate of mines a roadie for a rock band.
I have a Czech one too
Czech one too, Czech one too. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:55 - Jan 6 with 1100 views | loftboy |
Brian had been in Police work for 35 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in Tasmania as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman couple times a week and gets groceries once a fortnight, Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
'Name's Cliff, your neighbour from ten miles up the road. Having a party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...'
‘Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks Thank you.'
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you, be some drinking'.'
‘Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'
‘Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! .
I'll be there. Thanks again.'
‘More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'
‘Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.. By the way, what should I wear?'
‘Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us'..... 😉 |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 00:22 - Jan 9 with 894 views | Boston |
There's no denying that women eventually turn into good drivers.
So, if you're a good driver, keep an eye out for turning women. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:31 - Jan 12 with 591 views | Dorse |
My wife said I was average in bed.
I thought that's just mean. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 01:56 - Jan 13 with 469 views | Boston |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:31 - Jan 12 by Dorse |
My wife said I was average in bed.
I thought that's just mean. |
I'm not going to lie
My bed is broken. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:49 - Jan 14 with 280 views | hantssi |
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 61 year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double..?
'What's that..?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - really excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'My Lucky Night',.
So I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake"..? | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:42 - Jan 14 with 225 views | izlingtonhoop |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:31 - Jan 12 by Dorse |
My wife said I was average in bed.
I thought that's just mean. |
We are the modes! |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:50 - Jan 15 with 103 views | Lblock |
I need to give a huge shout out and thanks to my neighbour who came to the rescue in this constant bloody rain and allowed me to borrow her big blue sheet of plastic covering.
So...
Ta Pauline!!! |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:56 - Jan 15 with 48 views | Boston |
My mate got nicked for running a lamp stealing ring.
Fortunately, he got a light sentence. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:56 - Jan 15 with 48 views | loftboy |
What do you call an Alligator in a sleeveless top?
An in-vest-igator | |
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