| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 1167873 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:27 - Nov 15 with 5333 views | johann28 |
RIP to a friend of mine. He was sent out to pick up some sewing thread for his wife, but he never returned - he just went to the pub and drank himself senseless.
Gone, but not for cotton. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:10 - Nov 15 with 5182 views | Boston |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:27 - Nov 15 by johann28 |
RIP to a friend of mine. He was sent out to pick up some sewing thread for his wife, but he never returned - he just went to the pub and drank himself senseless.
Gone, but not for cotton. |
Unable to weave his way homeđ | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:50 - Nov 15 with 5070 views | johann28 |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:10 - Nov 15 by Boston |
Unable to weave his way homeđ |
That's another thread, I fear | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:46 - Nov 16 with 4901 views | Lblock |
I lost three fingers on my right hand.
I asked the Doctor âWill I still be able to write with it?â
He said âYes, but I wouldnât count on itâ |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 18:23 - Nov 16 with 4818 views | Boston |
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...Geordie, rolling down a hill. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 18:30 - Nov 16 with 4798 views | Boston |
What do ya do when your pitch is flooded?
Send on the subs. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:06 - Nov 18 with 4511 views | johann28 |
Jesus, what a world we live in. Our local pet shop was broken into last night - windows broken, various items stolen, cash registers all taken.
Police hopeless as ever. Still looking for leads. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:04 - Nov 20 with 4251 views | Lblock |
Just finished reading an excellent book called "Fights on a Narrowboat"
Itâs by R.G. Bargee | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:48 - Nov 23 with 3957 views | stowmarketrange |
Here it is. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:37 - Nov 23 with 3768 views | Dorse |
Dad: What's the difference between toilet paper and curtains?
Son: I don't know...
Dad: SO IT WAS YOU!!!! |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:49 - Nov 23 with 3697 views | colinallcars |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:04 - Nov 20 by Lblock |
Just finished reading an excellent book called "Fights on a Narrowboat"
Itâs by R.G. Bargee |
I know his brother Onion. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:01 - Nov 24 with 3533 views | ChrisNW6 |
Apologies if a Spackman
I was so bored this morning that I changed all the wrappers around on the sweets in a tin of Celebrations.
The wife is not happy as she's now got her Snickers in a Twix | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:30 - Nov 25 with 3270 views | TwoHalves |
As a professional taxi driver I have a duty of care to my passengers. Consequently I make it my business to be aware of the rules for motorists, cyclists and pedestrians, as defined in the Highway Code, and with particular regard to members of the public. Nevertheless I recently decided to dispense with my rear-view mirror. It had been installed in a particularly awkward position and was interfering with my view of the road ahead. Itâs been so liberating! In fact I havenât looked back since. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 02:05 - Nov 26 with 3178 views | TwoHalves |
My brother and I are conjoined twins, fused together at the lower leg between the ankle and knee. I say itâs the fibula, but he insists itâs the tibia. Itâs become a real bone of contention between us. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 02:12 - Nov 26 with 3172 views | TwoHalves |
I sometimes think Iâd get more enjoyment out of life if I was more adventurous. I was recently offered the chance to circumnavigate the globe in the worldâs smallest ship but I bottled it. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 11:13 - Nov 26 with 3070 views | Lblock |
What do you call a Butcher who has been knighted?
Sir Loin [Post edited 26 Nov 2025 12:37]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:09 - Nov 26 with 2979 views | TwoHalves |
When my nephew was little, and dinosaur mad, my dad always asked him if heâd heard about the one-eyed dinosaur. âNo, whatâs it called?â, the lad always asked. âDyerthinkhesaurusâ, came the inevitable reply. Heâs 22 now but Iâm still not sure he gets it. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 23:01 - Dec 1 with 2625 views | loftboy |
Bumped for Digswell |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:36 - Dec 1 with 2578 views | TwoHalves |
| Corny Joke Warning on 23:01 - Dec 1 by loftboy |
Bumped for Digswell |
Careful what you wish for, Digswell. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 06:39 - Dec 2 with 2475 views | Dorse |
Many years ago, I went out with this girl who wouldn't stop counting.I often wonder what she's up to now. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:28 - Dec 2 with 2315 views | Lblock |
| Corny Joke Warning on 06:39 - Dec 2 by Dorse |
Many years ago, I went out with this girl who wouldn't stop counting.I often wonder what she's up to now. |
I met her after she dumped you I think - unfortunately her condition changed and she kept shouting out âI love you LBlock and two plus two is fiveâ
I got shotâŚâŚ something about her just didnât add up | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:44 - Dec 3 with 2147 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
Friend of mine was rushed to hospital recently after falling into a automatic upholstery machine.
Thankfully though he's now fully recovered. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:22 - Dec 3 with 2098 views | Boston |
On my recent visit to London I met a Dalek.
Getting into conversation, he informed me he was lost.
Having a decent knowledge of the country, I asked him where he wanted to go?
"Devon", he replied.
"Lovely region of the country mate", I says, "what part?"
"Exeter, mate.. Exeter mate".
One of my brothers just text me thatđ [Post edited 3 Dec 2025 12:45]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:03 - Dec 17 with 1649 views | johann28 |
Someone told me that taking up hiking once you've retired was a great way of meeting new people.
They were right. Yesterday I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and I almost met Jesus. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 01:41 - Jan 6 with 1241 views | Boston |
I was walking past Old Trafford the other day when I spotted a Season Ticket nailed to the front door.
I thought, I'll have some of that, never know when you might need a nail. | |
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