| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 862207 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 08:42 - Oct 16 with 5829 views | hantssi |
“I think My wife is putting glue on all my antique weapons…..She denies it but I’m sticking to my guns” | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 14:48 - Oct 16 with 5721 views | johncharles |
Using my new extra sensitive razor today. When I cut myself it burst into tears. |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:51 - Oct 16 with 5719 views | Sonofpugwash |
As I was getting into bed she said.."You're drunk"
"How do you know?" I said.
"You live next door" she said. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:00 - Oct 16 with 5706 views | Boston |
In the spirit of the original post...
What vehicle do shepherds prefer to drive?
Lamborghinis. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:47 - Oct 16 with 5657 views | hantssi |
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 70s American comedy shows.
Happy Days. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 00:18 - Oct 17 with 5531 views | NewBee |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:00 - Oct 16 by Boston |
In the spirit of the original post...
What vehicle do shepherds prefer to drive?
Lamborghinis. |
Lamborgini MyEweRa?
P.S. Could have put an "m" on the end, but nah, my original effort was baaad enough.
I'll get my sheepskin... [Post edited 17 Oct 2023 0:19]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:18 - Oct 17 with 5338 views | Sonofpugwash |
To the person who stole my camouflage jacket and trainers....
you can hide but you can't run. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:23 - Oct 17 with 5270 views | Boston |
When you buy a Tesla, it doesn't come with that new car smell.
It does have an Elon Musk though. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:24 - Oct 17 with 5269 views | Boston |
What car does Jesus drive?
A Christler. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 00:02 - Oct 18 with 5196 views | loftboy |
I have a half brother
“Different mother “ ?
No, shark attack! |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 09:56 - Oct 18 with 5109 views | hubble |
What do you call a messiah with nice eyebrows?
Tweezers Christ. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:12 - Oct 19 with 4979 views | loftboy |
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was
for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden
while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they
were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them
would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with
no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all
the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.
Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly
that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in
nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came
to rest and bent over to pick it up
That's when all the other bells started to ring.... | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 07:29 - Oct 20 with 4890 views | Rebalhoop |
Who came up with the expression one hit wonder,?
Did they come up with any more……? | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:34 - Oct 20 with 4814 views | BlackCrowe |
My dog's learning to speak a foreign language
"Español?"
No, he's a labrador |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:22 - Oct 20 with 4753 views | GaryT |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:18 - Oct 17 by Sonofpugwash |
To the person who stole my camouflage jacket and trainers....
you can hide but you can't run. |
Pretty certain the thief was in a wheelchair or on crutches...sorry pugs. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:51 - Oct 31 with 4481 views | Rebalhoop |
There’s one thing I hate about Halloween,which is…… | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:03 - Oct 31 with 4453 views | Lblock |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:18 - Oct 17 by Sonofpugwash |
To the person who stole my camouflage jacket and trainers....
you can hide but you can't run. |
I came second in a camouflage competition once.........
They couldn't find a winner |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:33 - Oct 31 with 4413 views | loftboy |
5 ants rented a flat with another 5 ants, now they’re tenants! | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:12 - Nov 10 with 4113 views | Rebalhoop |
Help…my mates got a quality street stuck in his throat
The big purple one?
Yes,that’s him…. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:06 - Nov 11 with 3921 views | loftboy |
Do you know why Billy Joels clothes are wet?
He didn’t start the dryer | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:45 - Nov 11 with 3839 views | DesertBoot |
“I had a blood test this morning”.
“Fast?”
“Yes I was in and out in ten minutes”. |  |
| Wish I could be like David Watts |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 18:53 - Nov 16 with 3615 views | Esox_Lucius |
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink and now I am in A&E waiting to be seen. |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:08 - Nov 16 with 6858 views | Rebalhoop |
Went into Macdonalds today,asked for a small shake…
Bloke next to me called me weirdo and told me to get out of the toilets… | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:10 - Nov 16 with 6858 views | Boston |
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left it. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:18 - Nov 16 with 6843 views | Rebalhoop |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:10 - Nov 16 by Boston |
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left it. |
Do you call him Rothmans…
So you can take him for a drag round the park….? | | | |
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