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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch 19:28 - Jun 24 with 5777 viewsnumptydumpty

Appreciate most will say the moment an ageing striker with an average performance during his time raised his profile to orgasmic proportions in a certain play off finals 89th minute.

But for me the cross from Traore, caught perfectly by Mackie and slammed his header into the net bounced up into the goal right in front of the triumphant Rangers fans. So we took the lead in a must not lose game and quite soon after our team had been reduced to ten men against a title chasing City team.

That was a moment.


In more recent times the Jimmy Dunne and Kieran Morgan last minute piledrivers in two seasons against the might Brum.

Jimmys was iconic, as the man, the myth was born in that moment and Kierans was memorable as he took a chance but it was immediately after they had equalised in a game we totally dominated and Kierans kick was almost literally the last kick of the entire game.


The next one will be Ebere Eze scoring the sixth in an England World Cup Final against the Germans, surely that will happen..

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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 11:19 - Jun 25 with 1314 viewsNoelmc

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 22:27 - Jun 24 by bosh67

Trevor Sinclair's bicycle kick



So glad I was there. One of the most orgasmic QPR memories I have.


Totally agree.Best goal I’ve ever seen at a match I’ve attended.

I was lucky enough to have been in the wheelchair section of the West Paddock and was almost in line with Trev when he went airborne. I was buzzing about it for weeks afterwards. Great memory!
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 12:03 - Jun 25 with 1243 viewsTwoHalves

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 11:19 - Jun 25 by Noelmc

Totally agree.Best goal I’ve ever seen at a match I’ve attended.

I was lucky enough to have been in the wheelchair section of the West Paddock and was almost in line with Trev when he went airborne. I was buzzing about it for weeks afterwards. Great memory!


Bound to have been done before, but I’ll say it anyway. This could be a whole thread of its own, a book even (to tie in with the 30th anniversary in 2027?) if Francis Peacock is at a loose end.
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 12:06 - Jun 25 with 1232 viewsrobith

Oh, and Jimmy Dunne vs Brum. I was turning to my mate to say "why the f**k is he shooting from there?????" and 3 words in saw the ball go in the top corner out of the corner of my eye
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 12:10 - Jun 25 with 1224 viewsizlingtonhoop

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 20:25 - Jun 24 by numptydumpty

Wonder how long ago that kind of chant stopped happening.


Shortly after the last half time that featured the Small British Garden Birds Display Team...

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Made me think of this:

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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 13:06 - Jun 25 with 1179 viewsSonic_Hoop

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 20:25 - Jun 24 by numptydumpty

Wonder how long ago that kind of chant stopped happening.


When Jan Molby retired.
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 13:58 - Jun 25 with 1133 viewsnumptydumpty

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 10:52 - Jun 25 by Noelmc

In the early 90’s I worked with an attractive black female colleague who was from Liverpool. Full-on scouse accent and always on about the atmosphere at Anfield. She lived locally to the Bush so earned some extra money as a programme seller at Loftus Rd.

In the lead up to our home game with Liverpool that season she talked about it non-stop and couldn’t wait for the day as she would be one of the sellers who would go round the ground selling to those in the seats.

On the day I was in the wheelchair section of the Ellerslie Rd Stand & she stopped to talk to me on her way to sell to the ‘best fans in the world’as she bragged again about the atmosphere they created. However as she moved on and turned the corner she was met by a chorus of ‘Get yet tits out for the lads’ which lasted the whole way along her walk, then run, along the School End as they all joined in. She was not happy, and at work on Monday surprisingly, there was no mention of the match or ‘the best fans in the world’.
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It was funny at the time and everyone joined in, but looking back from a different perspective today, can see exactly how most women would be likely to find that chant incredibly difficult to deal with.

Yes, and forgotten programme sellers would come up to you, when you sat in the stands.

Wonder what the percentage of fans buy programmes now, as opposed to years gone by.

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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 14:03 - Jun 25 with 1119 viewsnumptydumpty

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 11:03 - Jun 25 by BrianMcCarthy

Wegerle at Leeds.

I've seen better wins, had better days, but that moment will live with me for ever.


Was at a wedding that day Brian. Had an extra long comfort break to listen to the last ten minutes of that game on radio five live in my car, hoping no one noticed my extra long exit from the dinner table.

Outstanding doesnt cut it as a label for that goal !

I would put that goal higher than Trevor Sinclairs overhead kick goal. What a talent Roy was. Wish he had stayed here longer with Les. Dream two up top for Rangers - Ferdinand & Wegerle but hardly played together as their time in the first team together was all too brief.
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 14:42 - Jun 25 with 1064 viewsTwoHalves

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 13:58 - Jun 25 by numptydumpty

It was funny at the time and everyone joined in, but looking back from a different perspective today, can see exactly how most women would be likely to find that chant incredibly difficult to deal with.

Yes, and forgotten programme sellers would come up to you, when you sat in the stands.

Wonder what the percentage of fans buy programmes now, as opposed to years gone by.


I don’t buy programmes anymore for the simple reason that they’re too expensive, too thick and full of sh*te ads.
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 15:59 - Jun 25 with 1002 viewsTwoHalves

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 22:08 - Jun 24 by loftboy

There’s a female lino who was on a couple our games last season who has a cracking arse 😇


That happened to me once. Not pleasant. Did the fourth official have to step in?
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 18:44 - Jun 25 with 888 viewsderbyhoop

And Furlong's through. Goal.
Playoff SF vs Wigan. Just before S Africa Road stand started shaking.

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