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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch 19:28 - Jun 24 with 5782 viewsnumptydumpty

Appreciate most will say the moment an ageing striker with an average performance during his time raised his profile to orgasmic proportions in a certain play off finals 89th minute.

But for me the cross from Traore, caught perfectly by Mackie and slammed his header into the net bounced up into the goal right in front of the triumphant Rangers fans. So we took the lead in a must not lose game and quite soon after our team had been reduced to ten men against a title chasing City team.

That was a moment.


In more recent times the Jimmy Dunne and Kieran Morgan last minute piledrivers in two seasons against the might Brum.

Jimmys was iconic, as the man, the myth was born in that moment and Kierans was memorable as he took a chance but it was immediately after they had equalised in a game we totally dominated and Kierans kick was almost literally the last kick of the entire game.


The next one will be Ebere Eze scoring the sixth in an England World Cup Final against the Germans, surely that will happen..

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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 19:43 - Jun 24 with 4346 viewsBoston

"Get yer tits out for the lads"..

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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 19:47 - Jun 24 with 4321 viewscolinallcars

That New Year's Day (I think), when we had the American Ladies Marching Band on the pitch.
Marvellous.
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 20:22 - Jun 24 with 4246 viewsTwoHalves

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 19:43 - Jun 24 by Boston

"Get yer tits out for the lads"..


Erika Roe more than happy to oblige.
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 20:22 - Jun 24 with 4245 viewsnumptydumpty

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 19:47 - Jun 24 by colinallcars

That New Year's Day (I think), when we had the American Ladies Marching Band on the pitch.
Marvellous.


Never saw that !!

Is there a youtube video colin ??

i think there was a male streaker at Loftus Road once. If there was a female one, I wasnt there that day..
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 20:25 - Jun 24 with 4233 viewsnumptydumpty

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 19:43 - Jun 24 by Boston

"Get yer tits out for the lads"..


Wonder how long ago that kind of chant stopped happening.

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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 20:32 - Jun 24 with 4206 viewscolinallcars

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 20:22 - Jun 24 by numptydumpty

Never saw that !!

Is there a youtube video colin ??

i think there was a male streaker at Loftus Road once. If there was a female one, I wasnt there that day..
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D'you know, I've always wondered. Anyone got a clip ?
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 20:40 - Jun 24 with 4174 viewsTwoHalves

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 19:47 - Jun 24 by colinallcars

That New Year's Day (I think), when we had the American Ladies Marching Band on the pitch.
Marvellous.


Channelling your inner Ron Manager there, Colin?
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 20:43 - Jun 24 with 4167 viewsTwoHalves

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 20:25 - Jun 24 by numptydumpty

Wonder how long ago that kind of chant stopped happening.


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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 20:50 - Jun 24 with 4147 viewscolinallcars

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 20:40 - Jun 24 by TwoHalves

Channelling your inner Ron Manager there, Colin?


I think it was New Years Day 2000 the band were playing at a New Years march in London.
I got paid a fair old wedge for working New Years evening in case all the computers collapsed with the New Year coming in.
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 21:00 - Jun 24 with 4126 viewsnumptydumpty

Not on a football pitch, but supposedly football related !!!

I guess you could say the ultimate in poor taste. If you find it orgasmic, there are telephone lines you could ring...



Times have changed but sometimes thats a good thing !!!
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 22:08 - Jun 24 with 3979 viewsloftboy

There’s a female lino who was on a couple our games last season who has a cracking arse 😇

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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 22:27 - Jun 24 with 3933 viewsbosh67

Trevor Sinclair's bicycle kick



So glad I was there. One of the most orgasmic QPR memories I have.

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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 22:50 - Jun 24 with 3897 viewsTwoHalves

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 22:27 - Jun 24 by bosh67

Trevor Sinclair's bicycle kick



So glad I was there. One of the most orgasmic QPR memories I have.


In the weeks and months after that iconic moment, I was quite seriously contemplating the possibility of opening up the flank wall of my house and installing a stained glass window depicting Trevor’s bicycle kick.

I eventually came to my senses when I realised I could simply watch it on YouTube. Over and over again.
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 23:47 - Jun 24 with 3816 viewsnumptydumpty

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 22:27 - Jun 24 by bosh67

Trevor Sinclair's bicycle kick



So glad I was there. One of the most orgasmic QPR memories I have.


Forgot about that one Bosh.

Was there also.

About the last time we won in the FA Cup too.

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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 00:06 - Jun 25 with 3761 viewsMrSheen

Underrated - Andy Gray’s first v United, Bradley Allen v Sheffield United.
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 00:42 - Jun 25 with 3732 viewsbosh67

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 22:50 - Jun 24 by TwoHalves

In the weeks and months after that iconic moment, I was quite seriously contemplating the possibility of opening up the flank wall of my house and installing a stained glass window depicting Trevor’s bicycle kick.

I eventually came to my senses when I realised I could simply watch it on YouTube. Over and over again.


The Iconic Bicycle Kick Stained Glass Window Company would certainly be a niche business venture but possibly not an unprofitable one.

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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 10:07 - Jun 25 with 3463 viewswombat

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 00:42 - Jun 25 by bosh67

The Iconic Bicycle Kick Stained Glass Window Company would certainly be a niche business venture but possibly not an unprofitable one.


helgason last min palace away has to be included

fenwick wembley fa cup final

jimmy dunne bham at home

any time adel got the ball , nurse pass the kleenex

and special mention to furlong in the play off semi , honestly thought the ground was going to collapse that night
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 10:26 - Jun 25 with 3417 viewslangtoft

Mackie vs Liverpool ……..


Only surpassed by Mackie against Liverpool giving it the big one to Hughes immediately after
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 10:38 - Jun 25 with 3380 viewsMarshy67

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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 10:40 - Jun 25 with 3377 viewsTwoHalves

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 10:07 - Jun 25 by wombat

helgason last min palace away has to be included

fenwick wembley fa cup final

jimmy dunne bham at home

any time adel got the ball , nurse pass the kleenex

and special mention to furlong in the play off semi , honestly thought the ground was going to collapse that night
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Well that lot would certainly be a challenge for the Iconic Bicycle Kick Stained Glass Window Company.
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 10:40 - Jun 25 with 3376 viewsMarshy67

For us oldies it has to be Rodney's hat-trick against Birmingham back in October 1970.
Genius.
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 10:44 - Jun 25 with 3359 viewsrobith

The Remy goal vs Wigan. He started the move, ran the length of the pitch and then caught it outside of the boot without even adjusting his stride.

And like 2 minutes later I had to delete it from my brain when they equalised
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 10:48 - Jun 25 with 3350 viewsTwoHalves

Paul Smyth From The Halfway Line.
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 10:52 - Jun 25 with 3340 viewsNoelmc

Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 19:43 - Jun 24 by Boston

"Get yer tits out for the lads"..


In the early 90’s I worked with an attractive black female colleague who was from Liverpool. Full-on scouse accent and always on about the atmosphere at Anfield. She lived locally to the Bush so earned some extra money as a programme seller at Loftus Rd.

In the lead up to our home game with Liverpool that season she talked about it non-stop and couldn’t wait for the day as she would be one of the sellers who would go round the ground selling to those in the seats.

On the day I was in the wheelchair section of the Ellerslie Rd Stand & she stopped to talk to me on her way to sell to the ‘best fans in the world’as she bragged again about the atmosphere they created. However as she moved on and turned the corner she was met by a chorus of ‘Get yet tits out for the lads’ which lasted the whole way along her walk, then run, along the School End as they all joined in. She was not happy, and at work on Monday surprisingly, there was no mention of the match or ‘the best fans in the world’.
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Most orgasmic things ever seen or heard on a football pitch on 11:03 - Jun 25 with 3308 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Wegerle at Leeds.

I've seen better wins, had better days, but that moment will live with me for ever.

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