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Allotments (Non QPR) 16:22 - Jun 11 with 4459 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

My number just came up on the waiting list. Tips and hints please!
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Allotments (Non QPR) on 16:27 - Jun 11 with 2555 viewsMrSheen

Friends of mine got one, and learned everything off their Portuguese neighbours. They were hardly allowed to do anything themselves. The only rule is, you have to keep showing up, because people get very aggrieved if a plot is allowed to go wild.

Another friend developed a hatred of badgers, who are the biggest threat to the crop around here. He started leaving margarine pots with his own poo in around to ward them off.
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Allotments (Non QPR) on 16:35 - Jun 11 with 2531 viewsFredManRave

Allotments (Non QPR) on 16:27 - Jun 11 by MrSheen

Friends of mine got one, and learned everything off their Portuguese neighbours. They were hardly allowed to do anything themselves. The only rule is, you have to keep showing up, because people get very aggrieved if a plot is allowed to go wild.

Another friend developed a hatred of badgers, who are the biggest threat to the crop around here. He started leaving margarine pots with his own poo in around to ward them off.


Be ironic if Bazza started getting badgered!


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Allotments (Non QPR) on 16:41 - Jun 11 with 2518 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Allotments (Non QPR) on 16:27 - Jun 11 by MrSheen

Friends of mine got one, and learned everything off their Portuguese neighbours. They were hardly allowed to do anything themselves. The only rule is, you have to keep showing up, because people get very aggrieved if a plot is allowed to go wild.

Another friend developed a hatred of badgers, who are the biggest threat to the crop around here. He started leaving margarine pots with his own poo in around to ward them off.


Yeah just had a long chat with an established holder who said the same thing about letting it grow wild because of all the seeds that blow around into other plots.

I am deeply troubled about the Margarine pots.
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Allotments (Non QPR) on 16:43 - Jun 11 with 2511 viewsflynnbo

Buy a funnel. If not, read up on Steve Harrison.
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Allotments (Non QPR) on 16:44 - Jun 11 with 2510 viewsMrSheen

Allotments (Non QPR) on 16:41 - Jun 11 by BazzaInTheLoft

Yeah just had a long chat with an established holder who said the same thing about letting it grow wild because of all the seeds that blow around into other plots.

I am deeply troubled about the Margarine pots.


No parsnip left behind.
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Allotments (Non QPR) on 16:45 - Jun 11 with 2502 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Allotments (Non QPR) on 16:35 - Jun 11 by FredManRave

Be ironic if Bazza started getting badgered!



Badger him not to talk about politics you mean?

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Allotments (Non QPR) on 16:48 - Jun 11 with 2494 viewsstowmarketrange

Allotments (Non QPR) on 16:41 - Jun 11 by BazzaInTheLoft

Yeah just had a long chat with an established holder who said the same thing about letting it grow wild because of all the seeds that blow around into other plots.

I am deeply troubled about the Margarine pots.


Give it straight back to the council now before you waste any time planting seeds that will get eaten by the birds.Use the money saved to buy a beer fridge and put it in your front room by the tv.For the fresh air you’d get at the allotment,just open your window.
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Allotments (Non QPR) on 16:54 - Jun 11 with 2480 viewsDiscodroids

By Billy Curries Electroluminescence MiniMoog Voyager!. Myself and Bazza in the loft have a shared interest. Allotments!.

I share one in frinton on sea with my step dad, jeff, and pop down there once a month for a day to graft.

Allotments are the new hands-in-the-air under the disco strobes subculture. Magic.
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'Mecca Archer!.. There'll be no more talk of Mecca in this establishment!'

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Allotments (Non QPR) on 17:05 - Jun 11 with 2439 viewsRangersDave

Dig down and fit a secret nuclear bunker mate.

Safe as houses.

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Allotments (Non QPR) on 17:24 - Jun 11 with 2374 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Allotments (Non QPR) on 16:54 - Jun 11 by Discodroids

By Billy Curries Electroluminescence MiniMoog Voyager!. Myself and Bazza in the loft have a shared interest. Allotments!.

I share one in frinton on sea with my step dad, jeff, and pop down there once a month for a day to graft.

Allotments are the new hands-in-the-air under the disco strobes subculture. Magic.
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We should meet up and compare dibbers.
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Allotments (Non QPR) on 17:27 - Jun 11 with 2362 viewskensalriser

Allotments (Non QPR) on 16:54 - Jun 11 by Discodroids

By Billy Curries Electroluminescence MiniMoog Voyager!. Myself and Bazza in the loft have a shared interest. Allotments!.

I share one in frinton on sea with my step dad, jeff, and pop down there once a month for a day to graft.

Allotments are the new hands-in-the-air under the disco strobes subculture. Magic.
[Post edited 11 Jun 2020 17:06]


It's as sure a sign as any of advancing age.

My name is Kensalriser and I too have gradually become a part time horny handed son of the soil.

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Allotments (Non QPR) on 17:33 - Jun 11 with 2346 viewsDiscodroids

Allotments (Non QPR) on 17:24 - Jun 11 by BazzaInTheLoft

We should meet up and compare dibbers.


Me and you crossing the LFW strontium dog wastelands and barricades to shake hands...

even nexus 6 Roy Batty Would have swapped the Tannhauser gate to witness this moment.

'Mecca Archer!.. There'll be no more talk of Mecca in this establishment!'

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Allotments (Non QPR) on 17:36 - Jun 11 with 2339 viewshamptonhillhoop

I've had one for 4 years. Absolutely overrun when I got it, now in pretty good order but does need constant work to keep on top of it. Pretty much been there every day during furlough.
However, nothing beats taking seven months to grow three quids worth of onions!
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Allotments (Non QPR) on 17:40 - Jun 11 with 2328 viewsHarbour

Grow nice stuff strawberries raspberries sweet corn plant fruit trees. Growing at Allotments is not cheaper than supermarkets but the stuff you grow tastes 10 times better than supermarket bought fruit and veg. It’s hard work and requires time and effort but worth it. But if you can’t spare the time don’t bother. Had mine 5 years it’s good fun. Has been great during the lockdown. Loads of people start and give it up but Good luck with it.
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Allotments (Non QPR) on 18:12 - Jun 11 with 2291 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Allotments (Non QPR) on 17:40 - Jun 11 by Harbour

Grow nice stuff strawberries raspberries sweet corn plant fruit trees. Growing at Allotments is not cheaper than supermarkets but the stuff you grow tastes 10 times better than supermarket bought fruit and veg. It’s hard work and requires time and effort but worth it. But if you can’t spare the time don’t bother. Had mine 5 years it’s good fun. Has been great during the lockdown. Loads of people start and give it up but Good luck with it.


I was thinking Raspberries / Blackberries etc so I can fool myself that I’m producing something cheaper than the shops
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Allotments (Non QPR) on 23:27 - Jun 11 with 2157 viewsloftboy

Watch out for people stealing your crops.

Nourry out
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Allotments (Non QPR) on 06:26 - Jun 12 with 2096 viewsWokingR

There’s a very good book called “Allotment month by month” by Alan Buckingham which tells you what you should be doing, sowing and growing at any one time of the year.
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Allotments (Non QPR) on 08:27 - Jun 12 with 2036 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Allotments (Non QPR) on 06:26 - Jun 12 by WokingR

There’s a very good book called “Allotment month by month” by Alan Buckingham which tells you what you should be doing, sowing and growing at any one time of the year.


Ordered mate cheers!
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Allotments (Non QPR) on 08:37 - Jun 12 with 2017 viewsstowmarketrange

Allotments (Non QPR) on 08:27 - Jun 12 by BazzaInTheLoft

Ordered mate cheers!


Judging by your stand in the political threads,is it going to be a collective farm? If so,can I come collect something when you’ve grown it? Put me down for some spuds,an onion and some carrots please.
Cheers.
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Allotments (Non QPR) on 08:57 - Jun 12 with 1996 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Allotments (Non QPR) on 08:37 - Jun 12 by stowmarketrange

Judging by your stand in the political threads,is it going to be a collective farm? If so,can I come collect something when you’ve grown it? Put me down for some spuds,an onion and some carrots please.
Cheers.


Sure comrade!

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Allotments (Non QPR) on 09:03 - Jun 12 with 1987 viewsMrSheen

Allotments (Non QPR) on 08:57 - Jun 12 by BazzaInTheLoft

Sure comrade!



Liquidate the Kulaks!

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Allotments (Non QPR) on 09:13 - Jun 12 with 1984 viewshantssi

You might also find the Peckham Spring and make yourself a fortune selling bottled spring water!
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Allotments (Non QPR) on 11:20 - Jun 12 with 1939 viewsBoston

Allotments (Non QPR) on 23:27 - Jun 11 by loftboy

Watch out for people stealing your crops.


Y’ep. Gave up the crops lark about 20 years ago because of pilfering.

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Allotments (Non QPR) on 11:35 - Jun 12 with 1924 viewsMetallica_Hoop




Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Allotments (Non QPR) on 11:37 - Jun 12 with 1911 views2Thomas2Bowles

Horseshit...

Apparently good on an allotment.

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