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While you lot will be drinking and talking bollocks around Reading, I’m going to be walking 15 Miles around the bridges of London. I’m memory of my sister in law who died suddenly in April. Proceeds to the British Heart Foundation.
Four years ago I did the moonwalk with my wife. That’s the full 26 mile marathon overnight. By the end my bollocks were the size of grapefruits and my arse cheeks were frictioned to a crisp. Bandy legged and I couldn’t walk straight for two days.
While you are having your first pint, I’ll be rubbing Vaseline up me jacksy. Just you remember that.
Up the R’s tomorrow.
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Tomorrow I shall spreading vaseline up my arse on 21:28 - Sep 10 with 2030 views
In the IOM, we often do the first pint/vaseline thing simultaneously.
edit - left hand for vaseline, right for pint, obvs. If someone tries to shake your hand whilst holding a pint, you are well within your rights to pull out of said handshake.
[Post edited 10 Sep 2021 21:32]
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Tomorrow I shall spreading vaseline up my arse on 22:08 - Sep 10 with 1901 views
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