| Erling Haaland 14:39 - Oct 2 with 8207 views | Sonofpugwash |
Absolutely unstoppable. |  |
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| Erling Haaland on 14:54 - Oct 2 with 5955 views | NorthLondonR |
He's pretty handy to be sure... that pass for the 4th was incredible and was de bruyne's for his second... Gundogan is incredible too. |  | | |
| Erling Haaland on 15:32 - Oct 2 with 5847 views | hamptonhillhoop |
| Erling Haaland on 14:54 - Oct 2 by NorthLondonR |
He's pretty handy to be sure... that pass for the 4th was incredible and was de bruyne's for his second... Gundogan is incredible too. |
I mean it's almost unfair. 6-1. Funny though |  | | |
| Erling Haaland on 15:57 - Oct 2 with 5734 views | Benny_the_Ball |
Haaland is simply unplayable. Nice to see Foden getting a hat-trick too. Who gets to keep the match ball? |  | | |
| Erling Haaland on 17:50 - Oct 2 with 5528 views | dmm |
If you built the perfect No 9, you'd end up with Haaland. |  | | |
| Erling Haaland on 18:07 - Oct 2 with 5451 views | digswellhoop |
100 mill for grealish was it 56 or 65 mill for harlend best prem signing ever? |  | | |
| Erling Haaland on 19:10 - Oct 2 with 5309 views | bosh67 |
We need to take a look at Macaulay Langstaff who until today had scored more goals in the non-league than Haaland. He's 25, so like Sir Les a late bloomer but he is a total goal machine.
On Haaland yes he is possibly and potentially going to be the greatest goal scorer of all times. I watched a YouTube where he played for Norway's U21s and scored 8 goals with one or two also ruled out as offside. It was extraordinary to watch. |  |
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| Erling Haaland on 19:27 - Oct 2 with 5261 views | PlanetHonneywood |
It's his pace over short, medium and longer distances that's incredible to watch. With the creative players City have, this could be a turkey shoot.
His first - like Roberts yesterday - wasn't just a mere tap in, it was something that required finishing.
All that being said, having Eriksen marking Haaland at a corner is bizarre, especially if you just let him go. |  |
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| Erling Haaland on 19:34 - Oct 2 with 5226 views | Stanisgod |
| Erling Haaland on 15:57 - Oct 2 by Benny_the_Ball |
Haaland is simply unplayable. Nice to see Foden getting a hat-trick too. Who gets to keep the match ball? |
Hope Southgate was watching. Saw England Germany last week and watching Foden stranded on the wing first half was criminal |  |
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| Erling Haaland on 22:35 - Oct 2 with 4991 views | GloryHunter |
I hope Lyndon has been watching his finishing. |  | | |
| Erling Haaland on 22:51 - Oct 2 with 4955 views | joolsyp |
| Erling Haaland on 22:35 - Oct 2 by GloryHunter |
I hope Lyndon has been watching his finishing. |
I hope he's watching everything about him not just his finishing. He's the complete centre-forward, has it all. Like to think he's the kind of player that would inspire Lyndon to improve certain areas of his game. |  | | |
| Erling Haaland on 00:32 - Oct 3 with 4870 views | DannyPaddox |
Quickest players to score 3 hat-tricks in the Premier League:
Andy’s Cole 6ï¸âƒ£5ï¸âƒ£ games
Fernando Torres 6ï¸âƒ£4ï¸âƒ£ games
Ruud Van Nistelrooy 5ï¸âƒ£9ï¸âƒ£ games
Michael Owen 4ï¸âƒ£8ï¸âƒ£ games
Erling Haaland 8ï¸âƒ£ games
Obvs. Lyndon Dykes & Conor Washington never having yet played in the Premier League those stats are not definitive but still … ‘kin ‘ell! |  | | |
| Erling Haaland on 03:17 - Oct 3 with 4804 views | SydneyRs |
He's a freak and the sort of player you would end up with if designing a perfect striker on FIFA or similar.
Pace, power, deadly finishing, size, strength, ability in the air and on the ground. He really does have it all. Then put him at the front of possibly the strongest club team in the world.
Someone recently described him as having the traits of several of the greatest strikers all in one player. That pretty much sums him up. Kind of sickening that he's English born but not eligible to play for England! | | | |
| Erling Haaland on 03:47 - Oct 3 with 4789 views | CLAREMAN1995 |
| Erling Haaland on 03:17 - Oct 3 by SydneyRs |
He's a freak and the sort of player you would end up with if designing a perfect striker on FIFA or similar.
Pace, power, deadly finishing, size, strength, ability in the air and on the ground. He really does have it all. Then put him at the front of possibly the strongest club team in the world.
Someone recently described him as having the traits of several of the greatest strikers all in one player. That pretty much sums him up. Kind of sickening that he's English born but not eligible to play for England! |
One of his most amazing talents is his drive and passion to get into the box for every ball.
When he was in posession turning 360 to find Foden he stumbled or was tackled to the ground after releasing the ball.
Instead of lying there he jumped back up and sprinted into the box to either take the pass or finish a rebound but Foden hammered it home.
Just think City were 5-1 up and he already had his hatrick but his engine never stops fair play to him.
This game is 3 days after he got the living crap kicked out of him playing for Norway btw so hopefully PL teams do not try to injure him its fun to watch |  | | |
| Erling Haaland on 08:48 - Oct 3 with 4596 views | DWQPR |
| Erling Haaland on 03:47 - Oct 3 by CLAREMAN1995 |
One of his most amazing talents is his drive and passion to get into the box for every ball.
When he was in posession turning 360 to find Foden he stumbled or was tackled to the ground after releasing the ball.
Instead of lying there he jumped back up and sprinted into the box to either take the pass or finish a rebound but Foden hammered it home.
Just think City were 5-1 up and he already had his hatrick but his engine never stops fair play to him.
This game is 3 days after he got the living crap kicked out of him playing for Norway btw so hopefully PL teams do not try to injure him its fun to watch |
Benchwarmer at best down the Bush. | |
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| Erling Haaland on 08:54 - Oct 3 with 4593 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| Erling Haaland on 03:17 - Oct 3 by SydneyRs |
He's a freak and the sort of player you would end up with if designing a perfect striker on FIFA or similar.
Pace, power, deadly finishing, size, strength, ability in the air and on the ground. He really does have it all. Then put him at the front of possibly the strongest club team in the world.
Someone recently described him as having the traits of several of the greatest strikers all in one player. That pretty much sums him up. Kind of sickening that he's English born but not eligible to play for England! |
With Southgate's preference for one striker, he'd still start with Kane and I bet Mount would be subbed on before Haaland if we were chasing a game! | |
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| Erling Haaland on 10:51 - Oct 3 with 4448 views | TGRRRSSS |
He chose to play for Norway which is understandable but a shame for England.
I think with the break he'kll go off for warm weather winter break to chill and do some warm weather training and be fresh when he returns, which I think means I think he could genuinely get (fitness permitting) maybe 50 goals this season?
Perhaps more when you think City will probably go deep in everything, and for them to do so he will probably be scoring quite a lot of goals.
Tell you what I thought City lacked though (correct me if I'm wrong) but a lightening quick payer who can get the ball and run (Grealish can but I don't thinnk he's top level super quick.
Somebody like Sterling?.
As an aside I think this 5 subs business is creating problems and leading to the amount of goals like the 6-3 yesterday it unbalanced City a bit. |  | | |
| Erling Haaland on 11:03 - Oct 3 with 4430 views | Sonofpugwash |
He's so quick and strong,the way he muscles everyone out of the way in the box without incurring the wrath of the VAR is amazing.You just run out of superlatives in the end. | |
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| Erling Haaland on 14:46 - Oct 3 with 4194 views | stanistheman |
| Erling Haaland on 03:17 - Oct 3 by SydneyRs |
He's a freak and the sort of player you would end up with if designing a perfect striker on FIFA or similar.
Pace, power, deadly finishing, size, strength, ability in the air and on the ground. He really does have it all. Then put him at the front of possibly the strongest club team in the world.
Someone recently described him as having the traits of several of the greatest strikers all in one player. That pretty much sums him up. Kind of sickening that he's English born but not eligible to play for England! |
The perfect 'Frankenstein' striker.
A bit of everything as you have put as well as the flexibility of a karate blackbelt such as Ibrahimovic.
He will be breaking all sorts of records this season and beyond.
Again, it's a pity for England and himself that he chose to play for Norway as they are not likely to ever really be challengers to win the Euros or World Cup. Similarly, England could have done with Musiala sticking with them instead of choosing the country of birth. | | | |
| Erling Haaland on 20:56 - Oct 5 with 3906 views | loftboy |
Just the two for him by half time tonight! |  |
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| Erling Haaland on 21:28 - Oct 5 with 3804 views | daveB |
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| Erling Haaland on 23:49 - Oct 5 with 3613 views | lightwaterhoop |
I can't help thinking he is going to have some very heavy tackles coming his way in the near future. | | | |
| Erling Haaland on 00:02 - Oct 6 with 3585 views | HAYESBOY |
Sneaky loan offer? Back up for Dykes. [Post edited 6 Oct 2022 5:38]
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| Erling Haaland on 02:38 - Oct 6 with 3478 views | CLAREMAN1995 |
| Erling Haaland on 23:49 - Oct 5 by lightwaterhoop |
I can't help thinking he is going to have some very heavy tackles coming his way in the near future. |
He spends nearly all his time in the box or sprinting into it so there would be a record number of penalties IMO.
Plus the league will not stand for one of the top players on the planet getting kicked high and low nor should they.
The superstars are being protected because they move the needle and Haaland is the needle himself right now .
Like I posted before I hope he remains healthy just to see how many he can score this year | | | |
| Erling Haaland on 06:56 - Oct 6 with 3344 views | izlingtonhoop |
| Erling Haaland on 21:28 - Oct 5 by daveB |
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Brilliant.
Better even than 'shit Charlie Austin' |  | | |
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