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Spurs New Boss? 17:10 - Mar 27 with 4039 views

0800: Conte sacked.
0801: Mick Beale denies interest stating love for [insert club here] and the passionate supporters.
0802: Mick Beale's agent denies speaking to Mail Online. Artcle entitled 'Spurs Fan Beale Delighted To Be Linked' attributed to 'sources close to Beale'. Beale denies all knowledge, being photographed giving lavender bags to the poor, wearing a Rangers scarf.
0845: Beale's twitter account posts the word 'Integrity' on a black background with the hashtag 'Forever Rs'.
0846: hashtag corrected with apology after 7092 replies telling him to fÃ¹ck off.
0915: meeting with Rangers players ahead of vital match against East Kilt Town FC.
0927: all recent signings report sick.
1023: Chairman appears on Sky Sports to answer increasingly desperate questions from new reporter Fanny Aquimbo. Andy Hinchcliffe required to stay 30 feet away at all times.
1049: Neil Ruddock on TalkSport talking up his new biography entitled 'It Was Me That Ate All The Pies'. Question re Beale thrown in at the very last moment. Ruddock's response 'Never met him but he is managing Rangers, isn't he?' taken to be a wholehearted endorsement of Beale. Hawksbee and Jacobs do 2 solid hours on it. By the time Goldstein takes over it is taken as fact that Beale is number 1 contender.
1400: Paddy Power stops taking bets on Beale.
1523: Beale appears on 'Och Aye The News' admitting being flattered but saying he has a job to do.
1524: Beale's agent witnessed supergluing himself to Spurs' chairman's car. Fire brigade called - 6 hour wait.
1600: Harry Kane emerges from England's exclusive Travelodge accommodation, and is instantly blinded by the camera flashes of 600-plus journos shouting questions about Beale's potential starting XI. Out for 2 weeks.
1647: Morning Star online leaks details of capitalist running dog Beale's compensation payout.
1659: Beale's twitter hacked by DannyPaddox and Disco with predictable results...

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'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

Spurs New Boss? on 21:26 - Mar 27 with 3684 views

Kensal_Ranger

Oh… pleeease!

(No subject) (n/t) on 21:26 - Mar 27 with 3684 views

Kensal_Ranger

Spurs New Boss? on 22:47 - Mar 27 with 3562 views

colinallcars

Only just read this as I wasn't interested in Spurs !
Some great stuff there Dorse.

Spurs New Boss? on 08:21 - Mar 28 with 3356 views

Konk

Daniel Levy is bound to continue with his obsession with hiring ex-Chelsea managers, so the smart money is on Dave Webb. Just put £300 on that at 40/1. Free money. Lump on. Fill yer boots etc.

Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts

Spurs New Boss? on 08:24 - Mar 28 with 3352 views

Esox_Lucius

Juan Ignacio Martinez is currently learning English just so he can turn the Spurs job down.

The grass is always greener.

Spurs New Boss? on 08:34 - Mar 28 with 3337 views

TheChef

Spurs New Boss? on 08:21 - Mar 28 by Konk
Daniel Levy is bound to continue with his obsession with hiring ex-Chelsea managers, so the smart money is on Dave Webb. Just put £300 on that at 40/1. Free money. Lump on. Fill yer boots etc.

Really? Sounds a bit far fetched.

Last I heard was John Neal was being exhumed.

*taps nose*

Poll:

How old is everyone on here?

Spurs New Boss? on 14:15 - Mar 28 with 3109 views

R_from_afar

Redknapp's available! He might need to bring in one or two, though

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

Spurs New Boss? on 15:31 - Mar 28 with 2985 views

bosh67

I reckon Chelsea will sack Potter at the end of the season and come after Beale. Beale will pledge allegiance to Rangers and then go to Chelsea, thus pissing off all Rangers fans.

	Never knowingly right.
Poll:	How long before new signings become quivering wrecks of the players they were?

Spurs New Boss? on 20:38 - Mar 28 with 2845 views

Dorse

Spurs New Boss? on 22:47 - Mar 27 by colinallcars
Only just read this as I wasn't interested in Spurs ! Some great stuff there Dorse.

I was sat in the boozer (Snooty Fox in Kirkby Lonsdale in case anyone's passing. Bog standard food but free wifi, Sky Sports and Camden Hells on tap) and I was taken by the muse.* Basically, I get out less than Rudolf Hess so I'm a bit of a social hand grenade and this sort of thing keeps me out of trouble. A bit. Roll on the cricket season.

* Camden Hells. Third pint.