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Song for Ilias Chair 23:59 - Sep 28 with 7243 viewscharmr

To the tune of sit down by James

Oh Ilias chair, oh Ilias chair,
Sit down next to me,
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
For QPR FC

Thank you and good night
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Song for Ilias Chair on 00:06 - Sep 29 with 5942 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

He does need a song. It'll come.

Chair is too big for you?

Naah prob not.. It'll come.

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Song for Ilias Chair on 00:24 - Sep 29 with 5871 viewsBoston

Chair....

Sofa, so good.

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Song for Ilias Chair on 00:46 - Sep 29 with 5806 viewsstainrods_elbow

Could it be taken from Tears for Fears' 'Songs from the Big Chair'?

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Song for Ilias Chair on 00:46 - Sep 29 with 5831 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Song for Ilias Chair on 00:24 - Sep 29 by Boston

Chair....

Sofa, so good.


I think we've bean bag this road before.

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Song for Ilias Chair on 01:23 - Sep 29 with 5752 viewsB_Wad

We're frying up your hair with our electric Chair...whooo!

[Post edited 29 Sep 2021 1:41]
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Song for Ilias Chair on 07:05 - Sep 29 with 5612 viewsenfieldargh

My kids insist I start this chant for Ilias but a bit hard from Row F in G Block

He's here, he's there he's every f()cking where Ilias Chair Ilias Chair

Original eh?

captains fantastic
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Song for Ilias Chair on 08:20 - Sep 29 with 5549 viewsstowmarketrange

Song for Ilias Chair on 00:06 - Sep 29 by CliveWilsonSaid

He does need a song. It'll come.

Chair is too big for you?

Naah prob not.. It'll come.


“Our chair’s too good for you” has a certain ring to it.
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Song for Ilias Chair on 08:51 - Sep 29 with 5522 viewsNorthLondonR

I've always been convinced there's some working of Mon Cherie Amor by Stevie Wonder which could be done, some wordsmith out there has to have the answer??

Mon Chair e amor
Give the ball the boy and he will score
A magical Moroccan we adore
Illias the one for me..

Nah nah naaah nah nah nah
Nah nah naaaah nah naa nah

Or some such
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Song for Ilias Chair on 10:02 - Sep 29 with 5441 viewsenfieldargh

Song for Ilias Chair on 08:51 - Sep 29 by NorthLondonR

I've always been convinced there's some working of Mon Cherie Amor by Stevie Wonder which could be done, some wordsmith out there has to have the answer??

Mon Chair e amor
Give the ball the boy and he will score
A magical Moroccan we adore
Illias the one for me..

Nah nah naaah nah nah nah
Nah nah naaaah nah naa nah

Or some such


This I like, please print off 14,00 copies

captains fantastic
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Song for Ilias Chair on 10:11 - Sep 29 with 5424 viewsrobith

I was wondering why he kept dragging that second goal to the left, but now I understand he wanted to take a swing at the perfect hat trick
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Song for Ilias Chair on 10:17 - Sep 29 with 5404 viewsNewhopphoops

Song for Ilias Chair on 07:05 - Sep 29 by enfieldargh

My kids insist I start this chant for Ilias but a bit hard from Row F in G Block

He's here, he's there he's every f()cking where Ilias Chair Ilias Chair

Original eh?


Or, to give it a twist,
He's haa-ir, he's thaa-ir, he's everyfacking whaa-ir, Ilias Chaa-ir, Ilias Chaa-ir.
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Song for Ilias Chair on 10:28 - Sep 29 with 5383 viewsdmm

Isn't anyone going to attempt a ditty using the Morrocan pronounciation, "Chay-Ear"?
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Song for Ilias Chair on 10:38 - Sep 29 with 5355 viewsQPR_Jim

Don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair by the Arctic monkeys must have a song in it for him somewhere.
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Song for Ilias Chair on 11:46 - Sep 29 with 5289 viewsEsox_Lucius

After last night I think the few choruses of "Who needs a table, when you've got a Chair" appears to be the song for him now.

The grass is always greener.

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Song for Ilias Chair on 11:49 - Sep 29 with 5275 viewsstowmarketrange

Song for Ilias Chair on 11:46 - Sep 29 by Esox_Lucius

After last night I think the few choruses of "Who needs a table, when you've got a Chair" appears to be the song for him now.


Chim chim chimery,chim chim chiru
Who needs the table,when We’ve got the chair.
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Song for Ilias Chair on 16:06 - Sep 29 with 5182 viewsCroydonCaptJack

When I heard that last night I thought there is no way we can adopt that. I am all in favour of songs for players but am I the only one who things that is just a bit meaningless? A table and chair are used for different things.
It is a bit like the old Danny Shittu song but a meaningless version.
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Song for Ilias Chair on 16:23 - Sep 29 with 5153 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Chair's electric
He's tricks are truly eccentric
He's done things we never expected
And he's too good for you!

Words: Gallagher/PlanetH

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
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Song for Ilias Chair on 16:44 - Sep 29 with 5115 viewsstowmarketrange

Song for Ilias Chair on 16:06 - Sep 29 by CroydonCaptJack

When I heard that last night I thought there is no way we can adopt that. I am all in favour of songs for players but am I the only one who things that is just a bit meaningless? A table and chair are used for different things.
It is a bit like the old Danny Shittu song but a meaningless version.


Aren’t most football songs meaningless?Even in my youth I don’t ever remember running down the Uxbridge Road with a smile on my face.Or do we really believe we’re the finest football team?
How about changing it to
“You keep your sofa
Cause we’ve got our chair”?
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Song for Ilias Chair on 16:52 - Sep 29 with 5108 viewsLeedsR

I know it’s not original, but I quite like the “Chair, Chair will year you apart” chant, until we come up with something of our own.
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Song for Ilias Chair on 17:53 - Sep 29 with 5066 viewsGaryT

What about...

Chair, Chair, he's every fúcking where
runnin' around like a coked up hare
And he'll beat you all, you haven't got a prayer
And he'll burn you all, our electric Chair

To the tune of Lord of the Dance



...it's a work in progress.
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Song for Ilias Chair on 18:21 - Sep 29 with 5048 viewsBoston

When he scores, we point at the oppo fans and….

Chairio, chairio, chairio…repeat as required.

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Song for Ilias Chair on 18:26 - Sep 29 with 5048 viewsDieByYourSide



Ilias Chair, Chair, Chair
Ilias Chair, Chair, Chair

Should be easy enough to sing when pissed which is the main requirement

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Song for Ilias Chair on 23:02 - Sep 29 with 4952 viewsBoston

When he gets the ball passed to him, is that when we arm Chair?

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Song for Ilias Chair on 23:50 - Sep 29 with 4919 viewsted_hendrix

I got flu babe by Sonny and Chair.

"He scores goals in the spring,
"He's like lightning down the wing,
"And if we're losing, he never gets down,
"One things for certain, he'll score in your ground,
"So let them say that he's not too long,
"We love him at Rangers and we're never wrong,
"We saw you leaving so piss off back home,
"Our Ilias has stuffed you for calling him a gnome.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Song for Ilias Chair on 06:39 - Sep 30 with 4857 viewsEast_of_Ealing

I must admit I quite like Chair, Chair will tear you apart again

But perhaps to the tune of I Saw Her Standing There

He’s just five foot three
He comes up to your knee
But the way he plays
There’s no one to compare
You’ll have nightmares forever, oooooh
Made to look a c#nt by Ilias Chair
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