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Mr Madiba 13:18 - Feb 19 with 7086 viewsTacticalR

I saw this at the bus stop this morning:



Maybe worth trying as results are guaranteed?

Air hostess clique

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Mr Madiba on 11:54 - Feb 10 with 1276 viewsDannyPaddox



Mr Hartex vs Mr Madiba
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Mr Madiba on 11:58 - Feb 10 with 1266 viewsMetallica_Hoop

'Elbow I call you well'


Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Mr Madiba on 12:04 - Feb 10 with 1258 viewsBklynRanger

I had something of an issue last year which required the services of Mr Madiba.

Nothing major but I'd inadvertently got caught up in a bit of an online voodoo sex ring. Had overdone things, burnt the candle at both ends and damaged my johnson quite badly in the process. Gambling losses were mounting, the alpaca importation business was heading down the tubes and the wife was threatening to deport herself again.

Long story short, quick consultation with Madiba and it's all sorted. Highly recommended.
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Mr Madiba on 12:08 - Feb 10 with 1254 viewsDannyPaddox

Mr Madiba on 11:58 - Feb 10 by Metallica_Hoop

'Elbow I call you well'



Fcuking A!

Lord of all Syrups!
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Mr Madiba on 12:10 - Feb 10 with 1249 viewsBrianMcCarthy


"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Mr Madiba on 12:18 - Feb 10 with 1229 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Mr Madiba on 18:30 - Feb 19 by Boston

Is it a sexual problem Tactical?


If you can’t get it in the box, then scoring is a lot harder!

So yeah, it’s a problem alright.

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Mr Madiba on 12:53 - Feb 10 with 1180 viewskensalriser

Mr Madiba on 12:18 - Feb 10 by PlanetHonneywood

If you can’t get it in the box, then scoring is a lot harder!

So yeah, it’s a problem alright.


You can shoot from outside the box but there's no telling where it's going to go.

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Mr Madiba on 12:59 - Feb 10 with 1167 viewsDannyPaddox

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Mr Madiba on 13:11 - Feb 10 with 1138 viewsSonofNorfolt

Unfortunately the image I cannot now shake is helping the boyfriend find the G-spot.

Girlfriend, legs in stirrups, Mr Hartex and client peering over modesty blanket.

'Left a bit, a bit more, more no slightly back to your right.........'

Like breaking the code on a Chubb safe.
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Mr Madiba on 13:37 - Feb 10 with 1115 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Mr Madiba on 12:59 - Feb 10 by DannyPaddox



Genius, Danny.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Mr Madiba on 14:04 - Feb 10 with 1099 viewsDorse

Mr Madiba helped me with my Black Magic problem. He diagnosed the issue immediately and wrote me a prescription for Milk Tray.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Mr Madiba on 14:08 - Feb 10 with 1096 viewsDorse

Mr Madiba on 12:59 - Feb 10 by DannyPaddox





'Mr Madiba.... we beseech thee... will Remy be available for the playoffs...?'

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Mr Madiba on 14:45 - Feb 10 with 1072 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Mr Madiba on 12:53 - Feb 10 by kensalriser

You can shoot from outside the box but there's no telling where it's going to go.


I think we can safely say it’s likely to spill everywhere, but where you want it and it will be messy.

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Mr Madiba on 14:58 - Feb 10 with 1050 viewsTomS

I used to live in a bedsit with just a one-ringed hob for company, now I have my own mobile home. Thanks Mr Madiba.
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Mr Madiba on 14:58 - Feb 10 with 1050 viewsR_from_afar

A splash of this might help

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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