| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? 12:37 - Mar 31 with 21002 views | R_from_afar |
OK, so this is a pretty trivial subject at this time of crisis and upheaval, but I am getting to the point where my crowning glory - or to be more accurate, grizzled French crop - is going to need some serious attention. I've never cut my own hair and am nervous as hell.
What are you lot planning to do? I am considering getting some electric clippers but am such a clumsy oaf that I will probably end up slicing the curtains in half, along with my own ear.
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| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 07:12 - Apr 10 with 3012 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
I think we have a winner
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:51 - Apr 10 with 2919 views | Merkursi |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 07:12 - Apr 10 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
I think we have a winner
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Bro same here, my hair had never be longer...I bought a hair clipper, and tried to find some youtube tutorials, not much useful, and one friend of mine shared an image before and after on Facebook from this website https://cutitonyourown.com , I just did it, not too bad.
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:07 - Apr 12 with 2828 views | Dorse |
Just cut my son's hair. He's only just stopped crying. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 16:51 - Apr 12 with 2753 views | Boston |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:07 - Apr 12 by Dorse |
Just cut my son's hair. He's only just stopped crying. |
Try to avoid the ears. | |
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 08:02 - Apr 13 with 2671 views | Dorse |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 16:51 - Apr 12 by Boston |
Try to avoid the ears. |
That'll be easier next time as he doesn't have quite as many now. | |
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 16:18 - Apr 17 with 2534 views | johncharles |
Do not cut your ear lobe. DO NOT CUT YOUR EAR LOBE. I did once clumsily trimming my siders after a couple of chants. Claret all over the shop. White towels and tee shirt turned red. Looked like that bit in Reservoir Dogs. |  |
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 16:58 - Apr 17 with 2522 views | Hayesender |
I'm starting to look like grisly Adams. Well, more like a grisly bear.
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 19:53 - Apr 17 with 2480 views | R_from_afar |
I continue to put off the inevitable. The clippers are still in their unopened box 12 days on from me buying them...
The new plan is to just tidy up the sides, oh, and my luxuriant eye brows. However, I think once I start on it, it might get a bit like trying to make all the chair legs level: a bit here, a big there, and on and on if goes until there's hardly anything left.
My barnet is going to end up looking like that old tennis ball you let the dog play with  | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 20:12 - Apr 17 with 2462 views | eghamranger |
Bought clippers, did a 2 at sides, then thought f... it. Did a 6 at top and blended it at sides, wife helped with the back.
Well I am 51 now, balding at top, so hardly a big deal and it saves me £15 every few weeks at the Turks in the high street.
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:47 - Apr 21 with 2373 views | MickS_ |
Just had my first home trim. Is there a haircut helpline? |  | | |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:53 - Apr 21 with 2358 views | Silverfoxqpr |
I know I posted elsewhere in this thread so with reference to that I went for a it a week or so ago. Asked the Mrs to set it to two thinking it would be a grade two. Obviously not, was in fact two millimetres. Be warned boys. |  | | |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:55 - Apr 21 with 2341 views | MickS_ |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:53 - Apr 21 by Silverfoxqpr |
I know I posted elsewhere in this thread so with reference to that I went for a it a week or so ago. Asked the Mrs to set it to two thinking it would be a grade two. Obviously not, was in fact two millimetres. Be warned boys. |
My wife used a “thrifty cut” clipper. Check and be warned. | | | |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 17:10 - Apr 21 with 2305 views | CLAREMAN1995 |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 07:12 - Apr 10 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
I think we have a winner
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That is brilliant but frightening.He seemed so casual yet I kept expecting to see a chunk of ear flying off but I have to tip my cap to him .I suspect he is a sheep farmer with those shears and that hand eye coordination .Amazing |  | | |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 18:39 - Apr 21 with 2258 views | loftboy |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:53 - Apr 21 by Silverfoxqpr |
I know I posted elsewhere in this thread so with reference to that I went for a it a week or so ago. Asked the Mrs to set it to two thinking it would be a grade two. Obviously not, was in fact two millimetres. Be warned boys. |
2 mm is a grade 2, I have a 0.5 which is the blade without a plastic thingy on it. |  |
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 18:57 - Apr 21 with 2238 views | PunteR |
My missus had a bit of a mare at the weekend thankfully solved now. She decided to colour her own hair aided by our 17 year old daughter. Blond was the colour on the box.
Jeeezus!!. Turned her practically albino with orange stripes. She looked like a James bond villain or something. Never seen anything like it!. Of course I had to make out it wasn't too bad. Lots of tears poor thing. I told her i have some Creosote from the shed we could use.
She managed to dye her back to some sort of normal colour again. Thank goodness. Actually looks quite good now. Mine on the otherhand is starting to look like Lou Ferringos Hulk from the 80s. |  |
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:05 - May 7 with 2106 views | BrianMcCarthy |
I've finally done it.
On my own in the house so it was.... interesting.
Grade 4 all over, then 3 back and sides, then fade with 2, then fade with 1.
Thanks God I can't see the back of it! |  |
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:10 - May 7 with 2099 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:05 - May 7 by BrianMcCarthy |
I've finally done it.
On my own in the house so it was.... interesting.
Grade 4 all over, then 3 back and sides, then fade with 2, then fade with 1.
Thanks God I can't see the back of it! |
It's fine...
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:14 - May 7 with 2081 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:10 - May 7 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
It's fine...
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Probably not far off! | |
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:15 - May 7 with 2074 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:14 - May 7 by BrianMcCarthy |
Probably not far off! |
It will grow back....................... probably | |
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 13:27 - May 7 with 2017 views | Boston |
Performing my ablutions this morning and I’ve just realized...I have a mullet. | |
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 13:27 - May 19 with 1857 views | R_from_afar |
So, I had a go at trimming my bonce a few weeks ago and, well, both my ears survived, which is nice. I chickened out of attempting a full haircut and just focused on sorting out the sides.
But that was then and the need to really lay into my increasingly luxuriant mane is increasing. I have to say, I'm worried! I have dug out my QPR beanie, in case it all goes horribly Pete Tong.... | |
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:02 - May 19 with 1827 views | daveB |
My misses has been cutting my hair and the other day I asked her to do me a mohican, she said i'd look an idiot and that I was 44 and should grow up. I stood my ground so I now have a sort of a mohican and look a bit Jedward, she was right I do look a right prat but just to annoy her I am sticking with it |  | | |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:13 - May 19 with 1794 views | MickS_ |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:10 - May 7 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
It's fine...
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Has Brian turned into a Gloucestershire Old Spot? Don’t forget The Haircut Helpline if you need it mate.  | | | |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:20 - May 19 with 1783 views | WokingR |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:02 - May 19 by daveB |
My misses has been cutting my hair and the other day I asked her to do me a mohican, she said i'd look an idiot and that I was 44 and should grow up. I stood my ground so I now have a sort of a mohican and look a bit Jedward, she was right I do look a right prat but just to annoy her I am sticking with it |
Come on Dave
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| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 16:01 - May 19 with 1766 views | Boston |
| Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 18:57 - Apr 21 by PunteR |
My missus had a bit of a mare at the weekend thankfully solved now. She decided to colour her own hair aided by our 17 year old daughter. Blond was the colour on the box.
Jeeezus!!. Turned her practically albino with orange stripes. She looked like a James bond villain or something. Never seen anything like it!. Of course I had to make out it wasn't too bad. Lots of tears poor thing. I told her i have some Creosote from the shed we could use.
She managed to dye her back to some sort of normal colour again. Thank goodness. Actually looks quite good now. Mine on the otherhand is starting to look like Lou Ferringos Hulk from the 80s. |
Yeah, my missus has been dying her own as well and it looks quite good in my opinion. Next week she’s going to try the hair on her head. | |
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