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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? 12:37 - Mar 31 with 21003 viewsR_from_afar

OK, so this is a pretty trivial subject at this time of crisis and upheaval, but I am getting to the point where my crowning glory - or to be more accurate, grizzled French crop - is going to need some serious attention. I've never cut my own hair and am nervous as hell.

What are you lot planning to do? I am considering getting some electric clippers but am such a clumsy oaf that I will probably end up slicing the curtains in half, along with my own ear.


"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 13:36 - Apr 3 with 3623 viewsTacticalR

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 13:30 - Apr 3 by R_from_afar

I know what you mean, it got to the point where I basically just bought any old pair which was in stock. When I ordered mine, Argos still had stock, although they were only offering click and collect, not home delivery.

Mind you, mine are yet to arrive. They are due to be available next week, but let's see.


It's the opposite way round now:

'Our Argos standalone stores are temporarily closed. The Argos website is open as usual and offering home delivery on selected items.'
https://www.argos.co.uk/help/delivery-and-collection/

Air hostess clique

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 18:47 - Apr 3 with 3557 viewsbosh67

I am reasonably hairy but don't really have any hair of significance on my head. As such I have let myself grow out and started back combing my arse.

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 23:41 - Apr 3 with 3471 viewsGloryHunter

There's going to be a lot of us emerging into the light looking like Charles Manson.
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 23:37 - Apr 5 with 3366 viewsJuzzie

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 23:41 - Apr 3 by GloryHunter

There's going to be a lot of us emerging into the light looking like Charles Manson.


The race to the barbers when lockdown is lifted....

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 09:15 - Apr 6 with 3288 views2Thomas2Bowles

Easy


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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 11:37 - Apr 6 with 3235 viewssmegma

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 14:55 - Apr 1 by Boston

I note with interest the number of posters on here with little or no hair but beards. Would it be an appropriate time to start a ‘Radical Islamist’ thread?


I'm with Albanian dictator Enver Hoxha who banned beards and hair over 2 inches long. He also banned religion.
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:00 - Apr 6 with 3209 viewsLongsufferingR

Just tested out the new clippers on my little boy. I'd give my skills a 4.5 out of 10. Just clearing up the last of the blood now. Might have to do myself a number 2 all over to avoid any hospital visits.
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 07:40 - Apr 7 with 3107 viewsDorse

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 11:37 - Apr 6 by smegma

I'm with Albanian dictator Enver Hoxha who banned beards and hair over 2 inches long. He also banned religion.


But only if the religion was over two inches. The First Albanian Microscopic Church of the Holy Mouse was positively encouraged.

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:04 - Apr 7 with 3024 viewsMickS_



I’m going for this.

Pretty,pretty good
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 13:00 - Apr 7 with 2963 viewsRangersw12

I'm 37 so got a full head of hair. Thankfully I had a cut a couple of weeks before lockdown

Worst case I will go back to 90's and have to style it out with curtains
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 13:27 - Apr 7 with 2937 viewsR_from_afar

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:04 - Apr 7 by MickS_



I’m going for this.

Pretty,pretty good


I am envious of you. Mine is too grey to get away with that style

Since Sunday, I have been in possession of a brand new pair of electric clippers. I might open the box one day

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 11:24 - Apr 8 with 2823 viewswestberksr

missed a haircut by a day; cancelled due to lockdown.

normally a 3 at the sides and short on top, so no panic as it can grow out a bit and if necessary will let it part. Too vain to butcher myself but equally taking the opportunity to see how horrific a beard I can grow.

currently have the look of having stuck a porcupine or hedgehog on my face with missing clumps dotted sporadically all over my face. For some unknown reason my girlfriend thought it was quite sexy; which just makes me question who the fukk is she?

gonna keep at it to see it ever gains any density and looks anything like a proper beard. never gonna get to a Shoreditch & full sleeve tat standard in a million years
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 14:22 - Apr 8 with 2751 viewswood_hoop

Gonna have to be a do-it-yourself job after watching my better half practice on our poor dog who had here usual trim cancelled, mutt is now walikng round with a ' lesbian looking no 3.
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 14:28 - Apr 8 with 2739 viewsPunteR

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 13:00 - Apr 7 by Rangersw12

I'm 37 so got a full head of hair. Thankfully I had a cut a couple of weeks before lockdown

Worst case I will go back to 90's and have to style it out with curtains


Mines starting to go a bit liam Gallagher..

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:58 - Apr 8 with 2681 viewsBklynRanger

What about eyebrows? Anybody had a bored go at theirs?

I tried to do mine with scissors and a comb but couldn't get the scissors turned the right way round in the mirror, nearly dislocated my shoulder.
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? (n/t) on 16:07 - Apr 8 with 2666 viewsMickS_

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:58 - Apr 8 by BklynRanger

What about eyebrows? Anybody had a bored go at theirs?

I tried to do mine with scissors and a comb but couldn't get the scissors turned the right way round in the mirror, nearly dislocated my shoulder.


[Post edited 8 Apr 2020 16:10]
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 16:19 - Apr 8 with 2644 viewsTacticalR

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:58 - Apr 8 by BklynRanger

What about eyebrows? Anybody had a bored go at theirs?

I tried to do mine with scissors and a comb but couldn't get the scissors turned the right way round in the mirror, nearly dislocated my shoulder.


Can that considered to be a coronavirus-related injury?

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 16:22 - Apr 8 with 2634 viewsBklynRanger

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 16:19 - Apr 8 by TacticalR

Can that considered to be a coronavirus-related injury?


97% coronavirus, no doubt about it mate. I'll accept the other 3% responsability.
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 16:59 - Apr 8 with 2604 viewsMatch82

I've done my own hair for the last decade or so. Probably looks sh1t but saved a fortune. Buzz it with grade 8 all over, trim round the ears with scissors (carefully!)

Worth investing in a decent pair of clippers, if you can get them. You'll make your money back in the price of a couple of haircuts.
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 17:28 - Apr 8 with 2572 viewsStraightR

I must be fortunate. I ordered some clippers from Amazon last week and they arrived today. My hair is pretty thin all round and non-existent on top so I'm going to try for #2 all round and #0 on top. This is potentially disastrous but on the other hand probably no worse than anybody else when we emerge from all this.
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 17:46 - Apr 8 with 2553 viewsR_from_afar

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:58 - Apr 8 by BklynRanger

What about eyebrows? Anybody had a bored go at theirs?

I tried to do mine with scissors and a comb but couldn't get the scissors turned the right way round in the mirror, nearly dislocated my shoulder.


For me, the eye brows are equally as important as the barnet. Mine rival Dennis Healy's (RIP) in his pomp. I get some really annoying, snow white hairs in my eye brows too, which is frustrating because my eye brows are the only hairy bits of my bonce which are anything other than grey (or steel, as my friend once put it).

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 22:03 - Apr 8 with 2476 viewsPunteR

Just ordered some clippers. really difficult to get atm, as most are sold out.. Couldn't get the ones i wanted. Bought a Braum one £50 quid in the end. need about 5 haircuts now to get my money's worth. Eyebrow trimmer included.

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 22:14 - Apr 8 with 2468 viewsted_hendrix

No ones mentioned the ears yet, I've now got what looks like a bloody Japanese maple tree branch growing out of each lug hole, I Really am turning into a bloody scarecrow.
[Post edited 8 Apr 2020 22:17]

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 22:25 - Apr 8 with 2445 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Just had mine. I’m wearing a Chelsea shirt so people keep more than 2m away in the supermarket:

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 22:32 - Apr 8 with 2427 views2Thomas2Bowles


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