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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer 17:14 - Sep 24 with 4880 viewsAntti_Heinola

Following from a thread below, let's build the Frankenstein's monster of a QPR footballer. He should have the finishing of... the handling of... the tackling of... etc. Can't answer the same name twice.

Just done this quickly, but...

The handling of: Phil Parkes
The tackling of: Paul Parker
The defensive heading of: Alan McDonald
The reading of the game of: Ray Wilkins
The passing of: Gerry Francis
The dribbling of: Stan Bowles
The dead ball ability of: Akos Buzsaky
The skill of: Adel Taraabt
The crossing of: Dave Thomas
The leadership of: Clint Hill
The passion of: Gareth Ainsworth
The strength of: Danny Shittu
The pace of: Tony Witter
The vision of: Ale Faurlin
The hold up play of: Kevin Gallen
The finishing of: John Spencer
The attacking heading of: Les Ferdinand

The perfect footballer. Might look a bit weird though.

Bare bones.

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 23:17 - Sep 24 with 1482 viewsrrrspricey

The man marking ability of Danny Maddix.
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 23:38 - Sep 24 with 1473 viewsBrianMcCarthy

The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 23:17 - Sep 24 by rrrspricey

The man marking ability of Danny Maddix.


Great call!

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 23:45 - Sep 24 with 1451 viewsNewBee





Close the thread...
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 00:40 - Sep 25 with 1433 viewstimcocking

Joey Barton the biggest dick if that helps...
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 00:52 - Sep 25 with 1440 viewsqueensparker

Moustache: Sieb Dykstra
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 00:53 - Sep 25 with 1435 viewsHoopsie

Is he our new striker cum winger cum midfield maestro cum defender cum sweeper keeper? i'll take it, welcome to QPR!

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 07:37 - Sep 25 with 1373 viewsWokingR

The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 00:40 - Sep 25 by timcocking

Joey Barton the biggest dick if that helps...


No, that was Mbia by all accounts
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 07:52 - Sep 25 with 1365 viewscaliforniahoop

The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 22:06 - Sep 24 by charmr

The Liverpool 10 seconds ahead of The game then every one else gone after 2 games and brought down to our level Sammy Lee


This is a truly great reply, I remember it well, different level! As for finishing, the original Sir, Sir Clive Allen!
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 08:30 - Sep 25 with 1356 viewsNewhopphoops

The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 07:52 - Sep 25 by californiahoop

This is a truly great reply, I remember it well, different level! As for finishing, the original Sir, Sir Clive Allen!


Taye Taiwo's tackling.
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 09:09 - Sep 25 with 1331 viewsheadhoops

goal line punching - Devon White
best shorts / red card magnet - Samba
gloves - Chimbonda
versatility - Ned Zelic
sheer neck - Andy Impey
direct corners - Gino Padula
best header of a ball at wembley - Terry Fenwick
best right foot at wembley - Rodney
best left foot at wembley - oooh Bobby
penalty taker - Eze
pi$$ taker - Stan/Adel

Poll: Remy - can he play in the playoffs - who's opening post is the best?

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 09:13 - Sep 25 with 1317 viewsdutch

The wife of Gino Padula
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 09:49 - Sep 25 with 1286 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 19:17 - Sep 24 by simmo

The agent of: Sandro


The address book of Gary Penrice

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 09:56 - Sep 25 with 1282 viewsR_from_afar

The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 20:40 - Sep 24 by queensparker

The soul of: Ebere Eze.

For all his skills and ability his whole attitude is fairly unique in the modern game.


I was going to suggest Eze for his nonchalance but I much prefer your suggestion.

Perch for his ability to play through the pain barrier, although Big Dan played on with an ACL injury.

Talking of injury, Faurlin for his ability to come back after career-threatening ones.

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 10:15 - Sep 25 with 1264 viewsTheChef

The Christmas cheer of Joel Lynch.

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 10:54 - Sep 25 with 1247 viewsAntti_Heinola

The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 19:13 - Sep 24 by CiderwithRsie

A bit surprised that John Spencer has got in ahead of Clive Allen (or Gary Bannister come to that) for finishing.


i did it very quickly. Clive Allen of course!
Thought of Bannuster, but as a finisher think both were better.

Bare bones.

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 11:49 - Sep 25 with 1213 viewssimmo

The neck of: Idrissa Sylla

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 12:03 - Sep 25 with 1190 viewssimmo

The crown control of: Toni Leistner
The dreads of: Trevor Sinclair
The chant of: Fitz Hall

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 12:12 - Sep 25 with 1147 viewsNorthernr

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 12:26 - Sep 25 with 1119 viewsMick_S

The "persuasion" of Clint Hill.


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 12:29 - Sep 25 with 1116 viewsBrianMcCarthy

The right knee of Clive Allen.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 12:32 - Sep 25 with 1104 viewsNorthernr

From the Twitter...

The eyes of Steve Wicks.
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 12:40 - Sep 25 with 1088 viewsBrianMcCarthy

The mullet of Gerry.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 12:41 - Sep 25 with 1082 viewsNorthernr

The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 12:40 - Sep 25 by BrianMcCarthy

The mullet of Gerry.


We have to get somebody to draw this creature when we're done.
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 12:45 - Sep 25 with 1066 viewsBrianMcCarthy

The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 12:41 - Sep 25 by Northernr

We have to get somebody to draw this creature when we're done.


Danny Paddox is on the case, I'm sure.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 12:45 - Sep 25 with 1066 viewsAntti_Heinola

The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 12:41 - Sep 25 by Northernr

We have to get somebody to draw this creature when we're done.


mullet of Gerry with Birch's blue mohawk, plus some Trevor dreads.

Bare bones.

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