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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. 11:32 - Feb 22 with 3881 viewscolinallcars

…..in popular music. My favourite is Jonathon Richman:

“Some people walk down the street and get called an asshole,
this never happened to Pablo Picasso”
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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 19:34 - Feb 22 with 1103 viewsTwoHalves

Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 12:22 - Feb 22 by CamberleyR

I've always thought that a couple of lines in David Bowie's 'Kooks' from 'Hunky Dory' could have been given a bit more thought:

"We bought a lot of things to keep you warm and dry
And a funny old crib on which the paint won't dry"

Using dry twice is a bit weak.


Ditto Black Sabbath's 'War Pigs' from 'Paranoid':

"Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses"
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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 19:40 - Feb 22 with 1088 viewsNordicR

Not sure if it's dodgy or great.
"It's a guarantee of sexual conquest
But be sure to choose a model with retractable arm-rest"

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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 20:08 - Feb 22 with 1050 viewsSK_hoops

Everyone's rapping like it's a commercial
Acting like life is a big commercial.

Beastie boys pass the mic.
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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 20:56 - Feb 22 with 1017 viewsderbyhoop

Arctic Monkeys have had some purlers

Now then mardy bum
IVe seen you face and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
It goes off and out come all these words
There's a very pleasant side to you
A side I much prefered

"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one's lifetime." (Mark Twain) Find me on twitter @derbyhoop and now on Bluesky

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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 21:42 - Feb 22 with 982 viewsdezzar

I bought a lot of brandy , while I was courting Sandy , took eight to make her randy , and all I had was shandy.
Mr Dury
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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 22:23 - Feb 22 with 961 viewsDannyPaddox

His mother bought him a synthesiser
Got the Human League into advise her

Love it.
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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 16:02 - Feb 23 with 856 viewswelwynranger

They say I drink too much to me that's just profound
How do you know you can't swim until you have drowned.

Beautiful South

Window Shopping for blinds
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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 16:36 - Feb 23 with 835 viewsqpr1976

Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 19:21 - Feb 22 by qpr_1968

the lyrics to friggin in the riggin will take some beating...


“The Captain had a daughter, she fell in deep see water,
Delighted squeals, revealed that eels, had found her sexual quarters.”
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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 16:38 - Feb 23 with 833 viewsqpr1976

Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 22:23 - Feb 22 by DannyPaddox

His mother bought him a synthesiser
Got the Human League into advise her

Love it.


Undertones, and just before the Human League went Big with Dare.
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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 16:47 - Feb 23 with 831 viewsqpr1976

Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 17:31 - Feb 22 by 100percent

the guvnor of rhyming couplets....

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my cortina
A seasoned-up hyena
Could not have been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena

poetic beauty.....


The absolute Guv’nor.

Supermans Big Sister,
Superior Skin & Blister !

Billericky Dickie - just full of ‘em

Wake Up &…..

What a Waste

Blockheads

Percy the Poet, the Count Dracula of spectacular vernacular.

And the greatest intro ever, Plaistow Patricia (can’t be repeated here)
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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 17:17 - Feb 23 with 807 viewsGaryT

Red Hot Chili Peppers and Give it away, struggling to find words that rhyme with me.

My mom, I love her 'cause she love me
Long gone are the times when she scrub me
Feelin' good my brother gonna hug me
Drink my juice young love chug-a-lug me
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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 17:26 - Feb 23 with 801 viewsGaryT

Or more in keeping with the dodgy coupling...

Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement
And Cobain, can you hear the spheres singing songs off Station to Station?

And just fore the wtf? of it

First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn

And that's all you need to know.
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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 23:30 - Feb 23 with 748 viewselnombre

The Divine Comedy :

Catherine the Great - there were few brainier
Just ask the king of Lithuania (sung as Lith-u-ani-er)

Belle and Sebastian, not quite a couplet, but genius:

You liberated the boy I never rated
And now he's throwing discus for Liverpool and Widnes
You liberated the boy I never rated
And now he's doing 'business'
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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 23:38 - Feb 23 with 737 viewsqpr_1968

Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 16:36 - Feb 23 by qpr1976

“The Captain had a daughter, she fell in deep see water,
Delighted squeals, revealed that eels, had found her sexual quarters.”


superb.

Poll: how many games this season....home/away.

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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 11:08 - Feb 24 with 681 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

It's really true how nothin matters
No mad, mad world and no mad hatter's

First two lines from The Lovin Spoonful - Coconut Grove.

Poll: Expectations for this season?

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Dodgy rhyming couplets…. on 12:46 - Feb 24 with 637 viewsGuppy

I look like Robert De Niro
I drive a Mitsubishi Zero

Billy Bragg - Sexuality
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