| Petty Insanities 16:04 - May 16 with 11978 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
and examples of unreasonable behavior.
Not throwing hot teabags in the bin lest you burn the house down, turning the car radio off when looking for a new address.
That sort of thing. |  | | |  |
| Petty Insanities on 20:20 - May 16 with 2172 views | MrSheen |
Thought of another. Going through the (overground) ticket barriers at Waterloo morning and evening, I always try to choose a prime number gate. Upsets me when I can’t. Doesn’t bother me on the underground for some reason. |  | | |
| Petty Insanities on 20:29 - May 16 with 2143 views | aston_hoop |
| Petty Insanities on 19:23 - May 16 by ScubaHoop |
I have a favorite hob on the oven (the one on the right corner closest to me) I didn't realize I did until my 8 year old asked me why I always used the same one. |
My hobs have a numbering system for the heat level from 1 to 9 and I'll never go higher than 7. The hottest something ever needs to be can be done with 7. I feel the world would end if I ever go to 8 or, heaven forbid, 9. I just can't. |  |
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| Petty Insanities on 20:46 - May 16 with 2098 views | loftboy |
Always salute a magpie, think my world will end in disaster if I don’t. |  |
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| Petty Insanities on 21:02 - May 16 with 2062 views | Mick_S |
I cannot touch raw chicken before cooking it. If I had a pet chicken we’d be best mates. |  |
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| Petty Insanities on 22:30 - May 16 with 1925 views | R_from_afar |
| Petty Insanities on 19:43 - May 16 by dmm |
Would that be verbal intercourse? |
When I was young, my gran had a shelf of books in her back bedroom and one of them was, if I recall correctly, "The coral island" by R M Ballantyne.
The start of each chapter featured a few lines about what was covered in the section. One chapter was preceded by the comment: "In which we have intercourse with the natives". 
Simpler times.... |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Petty Insanities on 23:17 - May 16 with 1869 views | numptydumpty |
| Petty Insanities on 19:24 - May 16 by qprxtc |
I always fall fast asleep directly after intercourse. |
You're good XTC, I fall asleep during intercourse - in my silver years !!! 🤣 [Post edited 16 May 23:18]
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| Petty Insanities on 23:20 - May 16 with 1865 views | numptydumpty |
Actually since I have had a car that locks by laser, I seem to need to always walk back to the car to click lock it and it's essential I see the lights on the back flash !! | |
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| Petty Insanities on 23:30 - May 16 with 1848 views | Bluce_Ree |
| Petty Insanities on 19:46 - May 16 by Dorse |
Back left, for me. No idea why. Just 'works'. |
Back right for me. Also, you can have my favourite green spatula when you pry it out of my cold, dead hand.
I tap cans of drink before opening them. Twice on the top. I was told it stops them fizzing up. I've also found out that is complete bollocks but I still do it. |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Petty Insanities on 23:49 - May 16 with 1812 views | ChrisNW6 |
Toilet paper hangs from the front.....not the back. I'm married to a back hanger, so I seem to spend my life turning bog rolls. |  | | |
| Petty Insanities on 23:54 - May 16 with 1806 views | dannyblue |
| Petty Insanities on 19:46 - May 16 by Dorse |
Back left, for me. No idea why. Just 'works'. |
Front left! |  | | |
| Petty Insanities on 23:55 - May 16 with 1802 views | Loftgirl |
| Petty Insanities on 16:24 - May 16 by Bluce_Ree |
Supporting QPR. |
Supporting anyone else. |  | | |
| Petty Insanities on 01:33 - May 17 with 1762 views | Jules4367 |
Coming up to driver in middle lane of motorway, nothing in left lane, flashing headlights before I get there, beeping as I go by, then pointing left suggesting pull over as I carry on down the road in the left lane ........ and still believing, EVERY TIME that the simple, mindless or arrogant driver (still poodling along in the middle lane of my rear view mirror) actually understands or even cares about THEIR part in what just happened!
Every time...I never learn and I drive myself mad with it= why are there so many thick, ignorant or arrogant people on the road these days?
Thinking of crossing the roof of my car with a Chieftan tank turret, so I can blast these plonkers out of the way!
IF you are someone who drives in the middle lane, when there is nothing in the left lane watch out for the Ford C max with a large barrel on top coming up behnd you   | | | |
| Petty Insanities on 06:01 - May 17 with 1696 views | SunnyVanGo |
I always draw Venetian Blinds horizontal before raising them.
It’s what you should do because that’s how they’re designed.
Also, upright fridges don’t work so well if you leave the door open whilst you make a brew.
Remarkably, alternatives to putting the central heating on exist - socks, jumpers, joggers, closing windows / doors etc.
Thanks for listening. |  | | |
| Petty Insanities on 06:29 - May 17 with 1657 views | numptydumpty |
| Petty Insanities on 23:49 - May 16 by ChrisNW6 |
Toilet paper hangs from the front.....not the back. I'm married to a back hanger, so I seem to spend my life turning bog rolls. |
Mate of mine growing up, his dad was what you might call a tad frugal.
Replacement bog seats were wood carved by him and he wasn't the best at carpentry
But worse than that, only one sheet allowed per wipe !!!
Actually true.... | |
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| Petty Insanities on 06:37 - May 17 with 1652 views | numptydumpty |
| Petty Insanities on 21:02 - May 16 by Mick_S |
I cannot touch raw chicken before cooking it. If I had a pet chicken we’d be best mates. |
Was chatting about us as meat eaters other day.
And we were chatting about the madness of the real jungle.
I said to friend that my parents lived next door to bloke who had chicken pens all up his garden and as a young kid he showed me around and in front of me wrung the neck of the chicken and the hen was running around for about 20 seconds with no head.
I said just because we get our chicken pre packaged from Tescos that's what happens before... | |
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| Petty Insanities on 06:56 - May 17 with 1624 views | dmm |
| Petty Insanities on 23:49 - May 16 by ChrisNW6 |
Toilet paper hangs from the front.....not the back. I'm married to a back hanger, so I seem to spend my life turning bog rolls. |
Same here. I wonder if it's a male/female thing? |  | | |
| Petty Insanities on 07:03 - May 17 with 1618 views | Bluce_Ree |
| Petty Insanities on 23:55 - May 16 by Loftgirl |
Supporting anyone else. |
Fking right to be fair. | |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Petty Insanities on 07:06 - May 17 with 1611 views | Bluce_Ree |
| Petty Insanities on 06:56 - May 17 by dmm |
Same here. I wonder if it's a male/female thing? |
Might be. Mrs Bluce tried that backwards hanging bullshit and I was 5 mins from getting a lawyer involved. | |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Petty Insanities on 07:45 - May 17 with 1574 views | Spaceman_P |
using the same toilet at work. there's 3, always the same one. |  | | |
| Petty Insanities on 07:46 - May 17 with 1574 views | Spaceman_P |
| Petty Insanities on 17:39 - May 16 by numptydumpty |
When you ask your partner if they are OK ;
And the answer is "I'm fine"
Their tone kind of suggests fine they are not !!! 😆
Followed by asking what's up ??
And the answer is "Nothing"
You know then that you have done some bad bad boy stuff but clues - you don't have any !!! 😮 [Post edited 16 May 17:43]
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this is just how relationships naturally go right? | | | |
| Petty Insanities on 07:51 - May 17 with 1563 views | Spaceman_P |
this most has made me realise, i am autistic..... I Do everything everyone has suggested except wear white jeans. | | | |
| Petty Insanities on 10:34 - May 17 with 1390 views | TheChef |
| Petty Insanities on 19:46 - May 16 by Dorse |
Back left, for me. No idea why. Just 'works'. |
Tsk always front left, ya lunatic. |  |
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| Petty Insanities on 14:00 - May 17 with 1232 views | Benny_the_Ball |
Performing the sign of the cross whenever a hearse with a coffin drives past. It's something I inherited from my (Catholic) parents, and was passed through the generations. The entire family does it, instinctively. We've spoken about it, we have no idea why we do it, but we continue to do so. |  | | |
| Petty Insanities on 14:11 - May 17 with 1194 views | SimonJames |
They say that a definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting a different result. However, my missus is the opposite...
She never does things the same way twice, and then can't undersatnd why she doesn't get the same result each time. |  |
| 100% of people who drink water will die. |
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| Petty Insanities on 14:40 - May 17 with 1144 views | CLAREMAN1995 |
| Petty Insanities on 14:00 - May 17 by Benny_the_Ball |
Performing the sign of the cross whenever a hearse with a coffin drives past. It's something I inherited from my (Catholic) parents, and was passed through the generations. The entire family does it, instinctively. We've spoken about it, we have no idea why we do it, but we continue to do so. |
Drove by a hearse at the head of a funeral convoy yesterday (they were in the slow lane I was in the middle lane )and made the sign of the cross just by instinct .
My youngest daughter asked me why I did that and I just said its something I have done since I was a boy and do it almost subconciously now.
Maybe a mark of respect or prayer for the deceased I am not sure .
p.s My 85 year old Mother In Law just shuffled by and she said she always blessed herself passing a graveyard her whole life as well as the hearse so it might be an Irish Catholic thing we suspect |  | | |
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