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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore 09:20 - Dec 17 with 5363 viewsloftboy

Whistling the Laurel and Hardy theme tune when policemen walked around the perimeter.
“Here we go here we go here we go”
“Roasted peanuts”
“You’re going to get you’re fǔcking head kicked in”

Nourry out
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 18:32 - Dec 17 with 790 viewsWatford_Ranger

Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 09:54 - Dec 17 by 222gers

“Keep it on the island”
“Git stuck in !”


I still demand our full-backs “put him in the stand” which still as of yet has not happened.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 18:42 - Dec 17 with 769 viewsqpr_1968

shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot...

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 18:43 - Dec 17 with 767 viewsqpr_1968

we want 4....

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 18:43 - Dec 17 with 767 viewsR_from_afar

Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 14:54 - Dec 17 by Clive_Anderson

When the opposition missed an easy chance the crowd used to go "waaaaaaaahhhh" and make the hand gesture instead of just cheering which they do now. Perfect example at the beginning of this clip



Also the big build up when the opposition keeper is kicking it and going "you're sht aaaaa"


"Also the big build up when the opposition keeper is kicking it and going "you're sht aaaaa"".

As I recall, this chant has traditionally been one of the Leeds fans' favourites, but I'm not sure they still use it. I shall have to investigate .

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 18:45 - Dec 17 with 760 viewsqpr_1968

if your all going to west ham clap your hands....

west ham west ham here we come....

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 18:47 - Dec 17 with 759 viewsqpr_1968

who's yer father whos yer father whos yer father referee,
you aint got one your a bast...d your a bast...d referee....

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 19:09 - Dec 17 with 731 viewsTwoHalves

Wooden rattles.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 19:46 - Dec 17 with 684 viewsMrSheen

We can’t read and we can’t write
But that doesn’t matter
We come down from Bristol/Ipswich/Swindon Town
Riding on our tractors
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 20:10 - Dec 17 with 648 viewsstowmarketrange

Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 18:45 - Dec 17 by qpr_1968

if your all going to west ham clap your hands....

west ham west ham here we come....


We had joy,we had fun,
We had West Ham on the run,
But the joy didn’t last
As the b@stards ran too fast.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 20:24 - Dec 17 with 627 viewsstowmarketrange

We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate __________ too,
We hate ___________,
But rangers we love you.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 21:04 - Dec 17 with 593 viewsdmm

I don't think we've had this yet: "Roooooooooodneeeeeeeeeee". The greatest chant I've ever heard at LR.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 21:06 - Dec 17 with 590 viewsflynnbo

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...ooh, matron!
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 21:12 - Dec 17 with 578 viewsTwoHalves

Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate …
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 21:25 - Dec 17 with 564 viewsBoston

Zigga Zagga Zigga Zagga shout your mouths.

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 21:52 - Dec 17 with 533 viewsGalileo

When Glenn (insert any other captain) goes up to lift the FA cup, we’ll be there, we’ll be there.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 22:10 - Dec 17 with 504 viewsBoston

We'll be running round Wembley with our Willie's hanging out...

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 22:16 - Dec 17 with 500 viewsBoston

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner, that I love London so
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner, that I think of her wherever I go
I get a funny feeling inside of me, just walking up and down
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner, that I love London Town.

Then I fcked off to America.

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 23:07 - Dec 17 with 453 viewsCiderwithRsie

Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 13:15 - Dec 17 by terryb

I always thought it was a Crow rather than a Cow! Not that I can imagine a Crow having a large posterior!

"Come Tiptoe Through the Shed End with me" - courtesy of Tiny Tim
"Yes, yes, yes, it's the QPR attack" - courtesy of The Kinks


Never heard The Kinks one. Shame, I like that a lot.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 23:10 - Dec 17 with 447 viewsCiderwithRsie

Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 17:00 - Dec 17 by CateLeBonR

Is it my imagination or at nearly every home game, usually during a lull in play, did someone shout “ave im” or something similar in a very high pitched voice? I haven’t heard that in a while or did i dream it?
[Post edited 17 Dec 17:01]


You didn't dream it.

I think it was quite a small blonde woman.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 23:15 - Dec 17 with 445 viewsQPsyR

Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 10:43 - Dec 17 by BexleyHoop

Great OP Loftboy

Certainly got me thinking.

How about the back and forth chant between The Loft and The Paddock in the terrace days

We're the paddock, we're the paddock, we're the paddock, Shepherds Bush!

We're the loft boys, we're the loft boys, we're the loft boys, Shepherds Bush!

Used to love being in The Paddock when we played the big teams, always a lively game


Lol nice one

Paddock and the loft chants were was at their zenith in 85-86, Watford away and Luton away (obvs both 0-2 FFS) and then the paddock infiltrated the loft at the Man city home game a couple of weeks later left hand side where Q&R block are fair play.

How come I can remember this nonsense and not what i had for breakfast yesterday or my name?

Another good one was
Oooooh R oooooooh R ooooooh to be a LondondR
Oooooh R oooooooh R ooooooh to be a LondondR
doing the one man went to mow actions ha ha
First premiered Norwich away 83-84
[Post edited 17 Dec 23:18]

FKA AcidPixie

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 23:53 - Dec 17 with 420 viewsstainrods_elbow

Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 22:16 - Dec 17 by Boston

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner, that I love London so
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner, that I think of her wherever I go
I get a funny feeling inside of me, just walking up and down
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner, that I love London Town.

Then I fcked off to America.


Always a bizarre idea - the generalised love of a far too big city like London!

I mean, I love Highgate, the ICA, and Shepherds Bush, obviously. But to extend that, say, to Tottenham Hale, the Euston Road, and Regent Street - well, that way madness lies.

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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 01:37 - Dec 18 with 380 viewsVancouverHoop

"Zigger Zagger QPR"

"Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
YOU ate all the pies...!!
YOU ate all the pies...! (crowd points to the fattest oppo player, or the referee if sufficiently portly)
You fat bastard!... You fat bastard!'
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 01:37 - Dec 18 with 378 viewsnumptydumpty

Let's all 'ave a disco.
Let's all 'ave a disco.
La la la la.
La la la la.

Discos' are seriously not cool these days - or should I say sic !!
Anyhow, apologies to the very cool Disco on here. Nothing personal.


Remembering with mates, whistling the Laurel and Hardy theme tune, when the copper on the beat, was nearby. When life was much more simple and innocent.
[Post edited 18 Dec 1:44]

"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 01:51 - Dec 18 with 364 viewsnumptydumpty

One Colin Clarke,
There's only one Colin Clarke.
One Colin Clarke.
There's only one Colin Clarke.


I go every week expecting to hear this great ditty and its never sung.

"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 04:37 - Dec 18 with 333 viewsPlanetHonneywood

QPR. QPR. QP ha, ha, ha.....

Edit: Oops, wrong site

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
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